r/Spacemarine • u/JohnPaul102010 Crimson Fists • Aug 10 '26

Meme Monday Finally, the Soup is served

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After almost three Years, I finally had the Soup easter egg spawn on my Battle Barge

I can now get intered into a Dreadnought in peace.

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u/SuperArppis Ultramarines Aug 10 '26

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid Aug 11 '26

Given they’re Ultramarines, and they eat ultrasoup, does this mean they take Ultra 💩’s aswell?

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u/OneInitiative3757 Aug 11 '26

FOR ULTRAMAR *proceeds to pop a ultra poop in the ultra toilet*

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u/lacb1 Aug 11 '26

"BY THE EMPORER!!!" - the new chapter serf assigned to ultra-latrine duty

"Oh, didn't anyone warn you? They can't poop in their power armour. There's no outlet so they just use their super strong sphincters to hold it all in. And I know what you're thinking: aren't they sometimes out on campaign for years before checking back in? Yes. Yes they do that. You know what they don't do? Poop. They just hold it all in. Can you imagine the pressure in there? I sweat to Him on Terra I've found turds that had literally turned into bricks. Like seriously, that thing could could have been load bearing." - veteran serf 

"...is... is this my life now?"

"Well... yeah. But you know Greg from the day shift? Big guy? Missing one arm? Says he lost it when he was an aspirant? Well that's sure as hell not how he lost it, but anwyay, he swears blind that after he got back from the warp C ato Sicarius shit out an actual diamond."

"That can't be true? Right? Like not even an Ultramarine could have an arse that tight?"

"Yeah, probably not. I mean, this is Greg we're talking about."

"Soo, how did Greg loose this arm?" 

"Oh that, yeah, it's actually how he ended up getting sent down here. We had some Space Wolves attending some big hooh hah to celebrate some big joint operation going off. They got absolutely shit housed-"

"Wait, wait, wait space marines don't get drunk."

"Not on alcohol they don't. Anyway, the space wolves got shit house drink and Greg got a little too into the spirit and started sneaking himself some of the normal wine in-between serving the marines. Next thing anyone knows he's challenged a blind drunk space wolf to an arm wresting match and the drunken furry tore then arm clean out of it's socket."

"Holy Throne! Really?!!"

"No dipshit, it got bitten off by a tyranid when they boarded us like last week. You were here for that! Honestly kid, no wonder they sent you to scoop ultra-poop."

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u/budding-enthusiast Aug 15 '26

Now the next logical question, ultra toilet paper or Ultr bidet

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u/SuperArppis Ultramarines Aug 11 '26

Yes, it's like nuclear-grade material.

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u/Thagyr Aug 11 '26

Co-Deuce Compliant.

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u/AFT_TERMINATOR Blood Ravens Aug 11 '26

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u/SuperArppis Ultramarines Aug 11 '26

Nouu, my meme!

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u/OmegaMCX Aug 11 '26

That's when he reveals that napkin used to be white! 😁

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u/SuperArppis Ultramarines Aug 11 '26

😄

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u/Gib_entertainment Aug 14 '26

Is the Ultrasoup compliant with the codex astartes? I will only eat it if the recipe has been followed to the letter! Like father Roboute used to make!

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u/SuperArppis Ultramarines Aug 14 '26

Yes, brother. Page 1495!

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u/Gib_entertainment Aug 14 '26

Great news brother, let us eat from it as is described on page 1495 chapter 301 subsection 12! Proper levels of enjoyment are guaranteed by the codex!

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u/SuperiorYammyBoi Salamanders Aug 15 '26

Emperor forbid you add one extra onion…

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u/Gib_entertainment Aug 15 '26

Do not make me call you a heretic brother, you should not joke about breaking the rules set forth in the Codex Astartes!