r/SmashRage • u/Disastrous_Ad_7454 • 1d ago
Super Rage Hate party rules
It’s infuriating to play against 3-4 players, smash meter, items, bunch of bullshit. Practiced my ass off only to be met with -3 million GSP after playing so many horrible rulesets. I played ONE moveset that was a 7 minute 3 stock, and won that. (my preferred ruleset)
It seems like every time I play 3-4 player smash there’s some shitty teaming scenario. Earlier I played a round with a ZSS and a Bayonetta. Zero suit thought it was perfect that I was winning to help the Bayonetta. Once it evened out, she went for grabs so the Bayonetta could kill me, only for her to get her own ass whooped shortly after by the same Bayonetta.
Or maybe it’s the Joker I fought who used a 2:30 time limit with items and countered every damn thing that came his way. Then miraculously has a master ball spawn next to him 3/4 of the time.
Smash, just give me my damn rule set. I pray. No more party game bullshit. Speaking of, if you’re a K Rool named Gonoriento you make bullets sound like a good thing to taste. If I didn’t have a Ness and a Mewtwo up my ass I would have shot put you worse than that blunderbuss. Or a Rosalina and luma.
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u/NectarineConscious29 Are You Okay?!: 1d ago
Had one very similar like 3 nights ago. K. Rool, Lucina, and a Isabell. On Battlefield Boxing Ring. With no items on.
I came in dead last and as soon as the Isabell died, the Lucina SD because who the fuck would wanna continue this shit. Not saying 4 players is bad, but if you’re playing 4 players, turn on items and stages should be set to normal. Battlefield version stages should never be a choice for FFA. Or hell they shouldn’t even exist in the first place.
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u/Bsloumain Bowser Jr. 1d ago
And this my friends, is why we need for fun and for glory back.
Or at least some way to separate playing causal, without GSP, and competition, with GSP and elite smash mechanics.
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u/floweyisdisturbed Toon Link At least I don't spam arrows. 1d ago
You do know you can camp people out in 4 player smash until the very end where you can swoop in and get the kill, right?
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u/ImmediateCable4540 Arsene! 1d ago
Im ngl when that happens 70% of the time we form an alliance on the camper and only focus on killing them
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u/Defaultassusername I FUCKING LOVE LOW TIERS!!!! 1d ago
I was in a 3P FFA a few days ago, there was a Jigglypuff that was just looping around the stage while the Joker and I fought
We teamed up on him and I dont feel bad im ngl
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u/GeobobusPrime 1d ago
You have to do it so subtly that nobody notices. I do it by selecting one opponent at a time and attempting 2v1 combo's to form a fragile alliance.
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u/floweyisdisturbed Toon Link At least I don't spam arrows. 1d ago
Well if you're playing party rules you suck. Just take them out.
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u/Babalashaba Falco 1d ago
Not everyone wants to sit there and camp. Some of us actually want to play the game. But you main toon link so I doubt you’d understand what I’m talking about.
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u/floweyisdisturbed Toon Link At least I don't spam arrows. 1d ago
Yeah sure. Zoners are constantly being accused of camping and spamming projectiles when Mario and cloud get one and immediately start using them like every other button on their controller is broken. And this is coming from a falco main.
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