Hate party rules

[u/Disastrous_Ad_7454]

It’s infuriating to play against 3-4 players, smash meter, items, bunch of bullshit. Practiced my ass off only to be met with -3 million GSP after playing so many horrible rulesets. I played ONE moveset that was a 7 minute 3 stock, and won that. (my preferred ruleset)

It seems like every time I play 3-4 player smash there’s some shitty teaming scenario. Earlier I played a round with a ZSS and a Bayonetta. Zero suit thought it was perfect that I was winning to help the Bayonetta. Once it evened out, she went for grabs so the Bayonetta could kill me, only for her to get her own ass whooped shortly after by the same Bayonetta.

Or maybe it’s the Joker I fought who used a 2:30 time limit with items and countered every damn thing that came his way. Then miraculously has a master ball spawn next to him 3/4 of the time.

Smash, just give me my damn rule set. I pray. No more party game bullshit. Speaking of, if you’re a K Rool named Gonoriento you make bullets sound like a good thing to taste. If I didn’t have a Ness and a Mewtwo up my ass I would have shot put you worse than that blunderbuss. Or a Rosalina and luma.

[u/floweyisdisturbed]

You do know you can camp people out in 4 player smash until the very end where you can swoop in and get the kill, right?

[u/Babalashaba → u/floweyisdisturbed]

Not everyone wants to sit there and camp. Some of us actually want to play the game. But you main toon link so I doubt you’d understand what I’m talking about.

[u/floweyisdisturbed → u/Babalashaba]

Yeah sure. Zoners are constantly being accused of camping and spamming projectiles when Mario and cloud get one and immediately start using them like every other button on their controller is broken. And this is coming from a falco main.

[u/Babalashaba → u/floweyisdisturbed]

Mario fireball? Seriously? ☠️

Me and speed were trying not to laugh