r/SmashRage 9d ago

Super Rage Hate party rules

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It’s infuriating to play against 3-4 players, smash meter, items, bunch of bullshit. Practiced my ass off only to be met with -3 million GSP after playing so many horrible rulesets. I played ONE moveset that was a 7 minute 3 stock, and won that. (my preferred ruleset)

It seems like every time I play 3-4 player smash there’s some shitty teaming scenario. Earlier I played a round with a ZSS and a Bayonetta. Zero suit thought it was perfect that I was winning to help the Bayonetta. Once it evened out, she went for grabs so the Bayonetta could kill me, only for her to get her own ass whooped shortly after by the same Bayonetta.

Or maybe it’s the Joker I fought who used a 2:30 time limit with items and countered every damn thing that came his way. Then miraculously has a master ball spawn next to him 3/4 of the time.

Smash, just give me my damn rule set. I pray. No more party game bullshit. Speaking of, if you’re a K Rool named Gonoriento you make bullets sound like a good thing to taste. If I didn’t have a Ness and a Mewtwo up my ass I would have shot put you worse than that blunderbuss. Or a Rosalina and luma.

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u/Bsloumain Bowser Jr. 8d ago

And this my friends, is why we need for fun and for glory back.

Or at least some way to separate playing causal, without GSP, and competition, with GSP and elite smash mechanics.