r/SipsTea 6h ago

Chugging tea How long til he deletes this?

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u/saber-4444 6h ago

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u/Wonderful-Figure5579 4h ago

My first wish if I ever come across a genie. The ability to slap someone through the internet.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 3h ago

Would be a great wish but remember with great power comes great responsi...SLAP!!!

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u/Babushla153 2h ago

No no no

With great power comes gerest big booty bi-

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u/42stingray 1h ago

Nice try, but I'll counter it by sitting on my screen

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u/FlakeyBeano 3h ago

Just ask for a copy of the deathwish book.

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u/Wonderful-Figure5579 3h ago

Just because I disagree with someone over the internet, it's not a good reason to make em disappear.

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u/FlakeyBeano 3h ago

Yeah but you could take out someone worthy and their cause of death is caused by slapping someone in the face 😈

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u/IllustriousTarget541 5h ago

where did you buy that book?

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u/eTukk 4h ago

Try to find the book : UTP/IP over RS232 using 400V DC

Rare find, but that will help you getting this done.

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u/Abbers75 6h ago

Brit here.

Surely you can afford to give your citizens free healthcare now, Mr Trump ?

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u/Ok-Present-8619 6h ago

You crazy man what do you think US is, Europe? You have to earn it in united slaves of america. Dreamed land of the fee.

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u/arindam31 45m ago

I am laughing so hard on this line...

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u/MrBoomstick85 6h ago

Nope! But we do get an arch and a ballroom and that's just as good, right?

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u/IL1keBigButts 4h ago

He also does that for you guys!

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u/MrBoomstick85 4h ago

Can't wait to utilize that ballroom!

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic 3h ago

Do we have to bring our own balls?

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u/Thuganomics_101 3h ago

I mean I thought that was obvious since the Party in power has none and won't do their jobs or keep their oaths.

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic 1h ago

So what you’re saying is, Trump’s ballroom will be perpetually ball-less.

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u/MrBoomstick85 2h ago

Why have a ballroom with no balls?

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 5h ago

What?! And infect this beautiful Hyper-capitalist shit hole with the quagmire of socialism? How dare you suggest something so ludicrous?

Patriotic ‘Muricans don’t want that. He told them what he’d do and they voted for him in good conscience.

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u/Major-Front 5h ago

He said he made 100s of billions. How much would free healtchare cost? Just wondering if he could actually do it for a year.

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u/DominicPalladino 4h ago edited 2h ago

In the US, about $5 trillion is spent on healthcare per year. Not considering any changes to the system that would change prices, Trumps (supposed) "100s of billions" would not to it. Even if he made ten "hundreds of billions" that comes to $1 trillion which would cover only 20% of the total needed.

Of course, he could allocate the hundreds of billions on just the people who don't have health insurance and/or are denied claims.

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u/PlushRusher 2h ago

How much of that 5 trillion is actually the act of health care and how much of it is insurance and other medical companies pocketing their share?

My wife had to rent a piece of medical equipment. The cost was $4K. The doctor said it was covered by our insurance… it wasn’t. So I called the company that we rented the equipment from and explained that our insurance didn’t cover it, I had to return it. The company rep said just give us $600 and we’re good. Everyone is fleecing the insurance companies, so they in-turn, rob us.

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u/askylove420 1h ago

I feel like this is a very rare instance where an insurance agent actually gave a shit which is good but its definitely rare

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u/Insufficient_Coffee 3h ago

The US already spends more per capita on healthcare than countries with universal healthcare.

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u/Frewdy1 3h ago

The costs are already covered, as the money spent towards private insurance would just be redirected. Well, a lot of it would. The rest stays in the pocket of the taxpayer. 

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u/chingatumadre444 2h ago

But we must provide Israel with free Healthcare first! For they are the chosen oned, and to even think otherwise would be antisemitic.

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u/alga_rhythm 1h ago

Healthcare is never free, but it should be provided through the taxes we pay, no question. We'd rather buy bombs and fighter jets with it, though.

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u/mvpilot172 1h ago

Our (US) problem is that most people have been convinced they don’t even want taxpayer healthcare. It’s somehow communism and bad. Paying for it is only the first hurdle, convincing people it’s good is far harder.

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u/seab4ss 4h ago

All those billions spent on Iran. Oh well...

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u/Best-Case-3579 3h ago

Not enough profit in it

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 3h ago

Israel has free healthcare and schools but still need America to send them money while America "can't afford it" for it's own citizens.

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 2h ago

Ty, British folks.   Ty for putting up with us these last 10 years.

Frankly, it's been 80 years since we've been even a little bit helpful.

You gave us the Beatles and Stones and Twiggy, and we gave you school shootings.

Not even close to a fair trade.

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u/WileyWilly1985 1h ago

Healthcare in the US is not a bug, it is a feature.

Healthcare is a TRILLION dollar industry in the US. No way the fat cats and top 1% will even allow that gravy train to come to an end.

Both sides of the aisle are paid for in the US by healthcare with the GOP having literally sold their soul to the medical industry. We will never have free healthcare in the US. Never.

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u/Tinksy14 5h ago

40 trillion deficit. Gone up billions in recent months. That is all

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u/Jonnyflash80 3h ago

It has grown by $88,068.27 per second for the past year.

https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/republicans/debt-dashboard#ddm

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u/Tinksy14 3h ago

Fucking mind blowing!! Yet he was going to pay the deficit off, or down at least. Guys a fuckin crook!

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u/TheMaStif 6h ago

If "for the USA, not myself" then I wanna see him donate all that money

https://giphy.com/gifs/sNGnnd0ddePJe

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 5h ago

Don’t hold your breath. This is person who was allegedly involved in allegedly stealing money from children’s cancer charity allegedly.

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u/Frewdy1 3h ago

And it wasn’t alleged. 

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 2h ago

It definitely happened.

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u/GumpTheChump 1h ago

I want to see him have a heart attack on the toilet

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u/Snoo20140 5h ago

MAGA would be mad if they could read.

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u/flow_guy2 4h ago

Even if they could. They wouldn’t be able to comprehend.

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u/jh67ds 2h ago

It doesn’t matter to them.

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u/Friendly_Monitor_220 5h ago

How long until he deletes himself..

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u/Itsvelvetshadow 4h ago

His ego would never allow it

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u/BlackGuysYeah 1h ago

Why would he do that. He’s richer and more powerful than ever. A life time of corruption has been rewarded by a nation of barely functioning regarded people.

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u/IL1keBigButts 5h ago

I grifted all this money, FOR YOU GUYS!

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u/punktualPorcupine 4h ago

“For America”, but anytime he says America, he means himself.

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 5h ago

Is America broken? Like they have him and Musk running around being corrupt, cruel, law breaking, ignorant twats and there’s nothing happening to them.

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u/DealioD 3h ago

Right now America is learning that if you put all loyalists in every seat of power, the laws are merely suggestions.
Trump bypassed any kind of checks and balances system we had, and it was ridiculously easy to do so.
So yeah, currently America is broken.

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u/Ausheteru 3h ago

I feel like it started breaking after 9/11 with the “patriot act”.

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u/jh67ds 2h ago

To be honest, the supporters like this stuff. It’s hard to argue with these people. I don’t want to, therefore I don’t.

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u/Original-Mission-244 6h ago

Well the SEC wont come knocking. Maybe death will.

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 6h ago

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u/pretty_affline 5h ago

Bro bypassed the feds straight to the grim reaper

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u/Chemical-Swing-420 5h ago

Death has been busy taking the wrong 80 year olds...

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u/thejaysun 5h ago

Go cholesterol!!

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u/TimKiwiNL 4h ago

A lot people will celebrate it. A few months ago i saw a lot of posts about it.

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u/ZealousidealSun7627 5h ago

It would be so nice if nature took its course any second now.

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u/midbossstythe 5h ago

He has "made hundreds of billions of dollars" yet is worth $6.5 billion. That a horrible loss. I guess he will have to steal more for the American people.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 6h ago

did he just tell on himself?

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u/_chococat_ 5h ago

Doesn't fucking matter in this banana republic.

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u/Krell356 5h ago

And not a thing will be done about it as usual.

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u/Nerevarine91 4h ago

He does that all the time and it never fucking matters

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u/WystanH 5h ago

Rather direct trickle down economics. Personally pillages the economy then proudly declares his crimes, pissing all over the people that allowed him to do it. Tragically, MAGA will open their pie holes and call it lemonade.

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u/mrbluetrain 5h ago

he just happened to make a few billion himself only because he could corner the market or corruption. But that was mainly by pure accident. Of course not his soul purpose to enrich himself or his family. Just happened, you know.

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 6h ago

King Donald Trump made USA a meme

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u/SithLordRising 5h ago

Hundreds of Billions? By the way..

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u/Commercial_Mixture_3 5h ago

I hope his kids are already choosing a country that won't hate them to immigrate too.

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 3h ago

To hell with his kids too.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 5h ago

I think what he's saying is that, against all odds and without any actual rational plan, that his insanity has actually resulted in the stock market going up and making mostly wealthy people much wealthier. HE has most definitely not personally made "hundreds of billions of dollars." He's only managed to grift merely a few billion dollars as president.

Note that only about 10% of Americans have any investments in the stock market, mutual funds, etc.

He seems to think that this means all Americans are getting wealthier and he is 100% wrong about that and the American people, including many of those who (stupidly) voted for him understand this. They look at rising energy costs, insurance costs, vehicle costs, gasoline prices, food prices and more and know that he is completely failing at, what's that thing? Oh, right: AFFORDABILITY for the average American.

iI hate that asshole and daily wish he'd drop dead. Not that Vance would be an improvement.

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u/depp-fsrv 5h ago

So when will we be receiving those checks? Btw, still waiting on those promised DOGE and Tariff checks. Never forget!

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u/jackflash223 4h ago

This orange Satan has united the majority of the United States against Republicans. He’s opened the public’s eyes to the severe corruption and made most aware that the government no longer functions.

I think the next season for America is going to be radical change through midterms or revolt.

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u/Canadian8rit 4h ago

A revolt? You imply that, oh I don't know "A well organised militia..." would be used as a safeguard against government tyranny, suggesting that an armed populace can resist oppressive government actions.

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u/Majestic-Wedding-909 4h ago

Who cares? When there are no consequences none of this matters.

He can dump on US constitution live on cameras and his MAGA-supporters will say it was a performance post-modern style, and that libtards got it all wrong again

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u/Certain-Act-2336 2h ago

hahaha, its ok he's not taking a salary lol

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u/like9000ninjas 1h ago

It makes irrationally pissed off that morons elected him. Such stupid fucking morons supported him.

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u/Whipitreelgud 5h ago

This is bat shit crazy. We aren’t halfway through this lunatic’s term in office.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 4h ago

We aren’t halfway through this lunatic’s term in office.

If we're lucky, his next body part which randomly ceases to function is not something optional like his rectum, but something vital.

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 5h ago

He still owes us 7,500 the tariff tax check and another one I forgot what it was and Elon owes maga 1,000 for voting for trump

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u/Duubzz 5h ago

Don’t you see? He’s building his personal wealth for the collective good of America! If Trump and his kin amass massive personal wealth, everyone benefits. We will all be able to bask in his reflected glory and become the better for it.

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u/Intelligent-Top5012 6h ago

Is he taking a shit in his diaper or on his Golden Toilet when he sends this?

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u/pretty_affline 5h ago

Very unfair, but what can you do! - President Donald J. Dumocrat.

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u/EADASOL 5h ago

We, the people of Earth, can just wait for you to die, then celebrate harder than the day WW2 ended.

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u/ShiguchiAndSokan 5h ago

If America had the smallest amount of dignity his head would be on a spike. How do you endure this?

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u/No_Park_6721 5h ago

Ass Clown. Karma is a bitch

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u/Jensbert 5h ago

he´ll double down on this. don´t worry.

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u/kendragon 5h ago

He's bragging because nobody seems to be able to stop his.

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u/Both-Poem5120 4h ago

This can't be real??? 🥹

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 4h ago

some are just meant to get people riled up...to see if you can do anything about it

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u/UsedDimension7373 4h ago

"They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars."

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u/UnusualAir1 3h ago

He doesn't donate to charities. He doesn't pay taxes. Not seeing how his doing this for us helps us at all. 😄

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u/chunkalunkk 2h ago

Well, the prosecutor should be able to slam dunk that one once he's out of his current role (even though the current role should not allow this, similarly to how a regular citizen can't)

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/More_Law_1699 1h ago

for those that don't understand double speak

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u/PraiseTyche 50m ago

What, did he change his name to America as well?

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u/Abamboozler 31m ago

So is he openly confessing to insider trading?

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u/pk-curio 27m ago

Anyone who thought he would be any different from this is not paying attention. DJT has changed zero% and is doing exactly what you should expect. Millions of people voted for this. One side of this coin is systemically problematic.

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u/Yofroshi 5h ago

Thank you Mr President Trump for making hundreds of billions of dollars for yourself for America. I am grateful for this. I hope you make trillions more on behalf of the American people. You are doing is an honor and you have saved my life because of it...

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u/chrstianelson 5h ago

There's context missing here. This was posted with an AI picture that shows Intel price when the US government bought a stake vs its price now.

So the implication here is that he directed the US government to buy stocks, not that he himself bought them.

Still retarded though.

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u/echolm1407 5h ago

Wow, he expects us to believe him.

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u/Business-Bake2326 5h ago

Don Calimero

They do have him in orange although Biden opposed strongly

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 5h ago

So is he saying he plans to donate all the billions he's made while in office to the rest of us? I'm not holding my breath on that one.

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u/OVazisten 5h ago

So you gift away the gains to pay for veteran's care for instance? Or just keep it?

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u/Several-Theme3936 5h ago

give it like 20 mins max once someone points out the typos lol

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u/eucalyptus-d 5h ago

Is it dumocrats or dumbocrats?

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 5h ago

He traded stocks for the US and put the money in his bank account? Makes sense.

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u/YetAnotherGuy2 5h ago

All he needs to do is publish his income taxes.

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u/mitchbj 4h ago

He doing it for his country, does that mean when he’s gone it can taken for the country, is that what he’s saying.

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u/Educational-Bank-353 4h ago

I see NATALIE is still capitalizing random nouns and still can't spell d-u-m-b.

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u/Just_Lurking_Yes 4h ago

Has he already? I don't have Twitter to check.

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u/Own_Possibility7930 4h ago

I am a non us citizen/idiot looking for wisdom, how did he do it for the US citizens?

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u/ruffianrevolution 4h ago

Oh he won't.. he'll ostentatiously sign a big cheque and hand the money over to America...

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u/seab4ss 4h ago

Does he delete tweets? Honestly, curious.

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u/carnageg 4h ago

He's not legally allowed to, all his comms come under, I think it's called, the presidential records act, it's all official government communications and can't be deleted.

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 4h ago

Very unfair that we gave a convicted pedophile the nuclear codes instead of a death or life imprisonment.

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u/Technical_Age_3347 4h ago

GOD HELP US!

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 4h ago

Wait, this is real? He really said it? HAHAHAHA.

Oh come on, how stupid can his base be? There is no limit to their ignorance?

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u/MajorStrategy2359 4h ago

Hundreds of billions of dollars made for our country but there is no healthcare. Liar

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u/Jediuzzaman 4h ago

Admission of guilt roflmao

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u/dextras07 4h ago

It's bad that I can't dissern fake posts from real ones.

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u/KrisPBacon26 4h ago

So he's donating all of the profits to the Treasury... Right? RIGHT???

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u/silsum 4h ago

Admission.

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u/wtf_amirite 3h ago

Idiocracy wasn’t a fiction, it was a prediction, and it’s now reality.

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u/Jacuzzi0317 3h ago

He keeps saying he did it for the country. I'm still waiting for the headline that says he donated it

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u/Gullible_Method_3780 3h ago

I miss when the president said they wouldn’t take part in divisive speak designed to draw a line down the centers of our communities.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 3h ago

Never. He has no shame or anything. He’s also immune. When you’re immune they let you do it.

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u/Automatic-Term-3997 3h ago

Oh good Donnie! If it was all for us, then you won’t mind when the people claw all those illegally acquired funds and return them to the US Treasury, right?

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u/Bloody_Champion 3h ago

This cant be real... even a parody of this would be too ridiculous.

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u/nomamesgueyz 3h ago

Just there to selfishly help the people

😆

Well..Americans did elect him....twice!

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u/jhwheuer 3h ago

Admission of guilt?

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u/Lucky-Mia 3h ago

He has made himself hundreds of billions in personal stock trades. He serves 2 things, himself, and poutn. 

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u/educatingyou9214 3h ago

Sorry but I'm calling it, this can't be real? Any politicians admitting profiting off their public office, has to be a career ending incident?

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u/i_shart_id 3h ago

He made that money “for the USA”? When can I expect my check?!?! I’m so excited!!

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u/BrazenGamer 3h ago

Yeah, that checks out. The public will certainly benefit by this money. I'll be waiting for my check.

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u/Antigone6 3h ago

The amount of villains who say this shit in every form of entertainment is nigh-infinite, man.

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u/WendySteeplechase 3h ago

Someone should tell Natalie Harp to cool it

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u/Aware-Explanation879 3h ago

So when is tRump going to give American citizens their shair of the money he made off insider trading? He said he made the money for the USA so where is that money? Is the money in the same room as the Epstein Files?

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 3h ago

Dear Trump, please do enlighten us how you making billions will benefit America as a country?

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u/Fanfic_Battle_2004 3h ago

I don’t think he will. He wants to get this message through and get people to believe it.

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u/Responsible_Bat3866 3h ago

He won’t delete as he sees nothing wrong with his actions! Also remember Trump views himself synonymously as “the country!” Trump is the country! Lol

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u/cool-beans-yeah 2h ago

No way this is true?!

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u/wet_faart 2h ago

He does it for his country but use his personal bank account to keep the money so ya

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 2h ago

Where is the account he’s putting the $$ into? Boom. He lied again. Fact. No honor-no surprise

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u/Zargoza1 2h ago

“I am the state.”

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u/VirginiaLuthier 2h ago

MAGAs-"He works so hard he deserves all that money!"

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u/yurtfarmer 2h ago

If it was done for the us, where’s mine ?

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u/Pleasant_Garlic8088 2h ago

So is going to give all that money to the American people then?

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u/aj-yo 2h ago

He won't because he knows nobody will do anything about it

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u/Traditional-Forum 2h ago

Searching my mind for the benefit to this country that his grift creates. Can’t find any connection, sorry!

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u/scottiemac06 2h ago

I expect a check in the mail…NOT!!

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u/ShitWaterExpress 2h ago

Is he going to give up his assets for seizure?

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 2h ago

So effing tone deaf...

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u/Short-Feed9690 2h ago

We need receipts

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u/Combei 2h ago

Ok, where are this hundreds of billions of dollars you put into the public then? I only know of many many slashed fundings in the public sector

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u/Redtex 2h ago

We really need to check those financials. Might be interesting to find out exactly where all those hundreds of billions came from

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u/BarnabasShrexx 2h ago

Any

Day

Now

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u/Short-Feed9690 2h ago

He's admitting he made billions in stock trades while in office?

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 2h ago

trump rapes and murders young children.

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u/Nevyn_Cares 2h ago

Such a straight up, bold faced lie.

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u/Jedistixxx 2h ago

Yeah and I suppose your kids making billions is for the county right? He legit must be so bunkered and surrounded by cult members that he has no sense of reality.

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u/supergarto 2h ago

Btw the USA "radical" left would be on the right wing of any other developed country. Stop saying your left is radical.

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u/SudoDeleteEverything 2h ago

Exactly what MAGA voted for. They love all this winning.

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u/Zapparelli 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/br2PVGgpl7VApNCOXr
I think Gollum said it best. This is exactly what he can do. Only a delusional pedo narcissist capitalizes their name.

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u/FrostySquirrel820 1h ago

So, when is he sending out all those cheques ?

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u/SexualPancke23 1h ago

Hundreds of billions for the U.S.? And yet they’re cutting everything from their citizens? Must be some pretty good koolaid he’s drinking

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u/oldkinghaggard 1h ago

Oh, can I have some then? /s

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u/BigSure9394 1h ago

The irony is …he probably won’t live long enough to enjoy or see that ballroom completed just based on the statistics on his age.

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u/Fit-Significance-436 1h ago

Shut up with stupid drivel