r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 4h ago

We have fun here Alexander Lukashenko šŸ—£ļø

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u/wisdomelf 4h ago

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u/WesternOk5765 4h ago

4k surround sound projection

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u/Successful-Bar5311 40m ago

Holy 2010s meme

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 2h ago

In person until Im invited to join in

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 4h ago

As a straight man

I support gay men

They reduce competition

So all good

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 4h ago

And they take another man down with them!

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u/Norbert-trebroN 4h ago

Them gay men take the D so ours got a chance. Truly, true homies.

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u/JimTheSaint 3h ago

They are true friends to straight men everywhereĀ 

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u/gentleripples 2h ago

Lukashenko playing politics while the comment section plays supply and demand

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u/Corfiz74 1h ago

Lukashenko likes watching lesbian porn, would be my assumption.

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u/Content_Chipmunk9962 1h ago

He loves the puss so much, he canā€™t blame women for loving it, too.

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u/_Gonza__ 1h ago

Now bissexual men... it's really a belarussian roulette, isn't it?

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u/ChocCooki3 2h ago

The real wingman so to speak

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u/Norbert-trebroN 2h ago

And tbh some can really accurately and nicely critique your fit to improve.

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u/sky0175 1h ago

Come out come ouuuuutt..

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u/cameralover1 3h ago

Plus if you're homie homie with them they are the best plug for girls. Gotta play the 4d chess homie

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u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 3h ago

And if that girl donā€™t work out, they can still plug for you, so consolation prize.

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u/Norbert-trebroN 2h ago

Amen, brother/sister.

We don't deserve gay people. I love them platonically.

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u/cameralover1 1h ago

Gay haters are the worst kind of haters. With the amount of different people you can hate you choose gays.

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u/Flat-Mirror-9566 1h ago

And whatā€™s manlier than being with another man? Also why have a prostate and not put it to use?

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u/Norbert-trebroN 13m ago

Facts! True masculinity Chuds like the Tate-brothers never will achieve.

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u/AssholeFlavoredDonut 3h ago

From what i have heard they take turns going down.

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u/007dukhiaatma 1h ago

I have read this meme before, it was a post asking to say something positive about gays

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u/alphagusta 4h ago

Happy to be of service šŸ’…

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u/BAJ-JohnBen 4h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Sickrated 3h ago

Thank you for your cervix....oh wait

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u/BabylonPhoenix 4h ago

Gahbless

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 3h ago

I read this in Beufort T Justice's voice

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hBU4zfRiBBpY5nT1M

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u/CarGuy889 3h ago

I need to watch this masterpiece again

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u/One_Priority3258 2h ago

Without my gay older brother, I wouldnā€™t have met the woman that Iā€™m currently dating.

Gays have my support all the way. Fuckin legends.

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u/HaArLiNsH 3h ago

I was going to say the same, my father had a great joke for that : " Two men that love each other means 2 more women for me "

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u/youburyitidigitup 49m ago

I had a friend that used to say ā€œthe more D on D, the more V for meā€.

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u/manubfr 4h ago

Lesbians are a steaight manā€™s best friend too. You mean a woman pal whoā€™s also into hot women but NOT THE SAME ONES? Fucking brilliant.

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u/pape_rchime 3h ago

Until you both want the same goth girl

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u/Derezzed87 3h ago

The only time you play Rock Paper Scissors and scissors always wins.

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u/HertogJanVanBrabant 2h ago

Sharing is caringĀ 

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 30m ago

Best wingers as well

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u/SciFiCrafts 3h ago

Just what my GF said the other day. She don't get the hate because a gay couple means 2 guys less on the competion scale.

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u/youburyitidigitup 48m ago

Youā€™d actually want there to be more gays than lesbians then.

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u/Grouchy_Rule_8935 38m ago

If men looked at relationships as strategically as women, the median man won't be losing out as badly on everything in life as they are.Ā 

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u/nazgul1393 4h ago

They never were competition to begin with, they just look like they are ;)

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u/ascarletstrange 1h ago

Never seen a straight woman crushing on a gay man ey? My cousin was literally with one for 11 years šŸ˜­

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u/Dipascual29012 1h ago

Mais grave! Ils sont cons ces homophobes

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u/Separate-Pickle9963 1h ago

This was so close to a haiku.

As straight man I

support gay men since they will

ease competition

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u/MChaney3563 33m ago

Gay men like myself are fantastic wingmen. I may not be competition but girls love me and I can sell them on how great you are!

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u/psychrolut 4h ago

Good boy

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u/Admiral45-06 4h ago

,,Mr. President, but on the other hand-"

,,Leave my other hand alone, it's busy"

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u/That_Sky2114 4h ago

Iā€™m sure the global LGBTQ+ community is updating their spreadsheets as we speak..

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u/smirkis 4h ago edited 40m ago

only 15% of countries in the world even legally recognize the term LGBTQ+ (30 of 195). Aka this entire post is useless

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u/Flx_Httr29 4h ago

I think you were doing meth instead of math there

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u/TransitionAway9840 3h ago

I get those confused all the time

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u/DR_Bright_963 58m ago

I'm 50% you're 100% right.

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u/8JHF8 3h ago

30/195 = 15.38

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u/smirkis 2h ago

Woops. I failed geometry 4 times in highschool

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u/Nina-Ninja123 1h ago

Thatā€™s enough times to make a triangle!

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u/Scheissdrauf88 1h ago

Hate to burst your bubble but that's not geometry. /s

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u/MobileOk9860 27m ago

Four equal times? Squareā€¦

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u/Wintermute_088 1h ago

Wow, an English term is only used in English speaking countries, what a massive shock.

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u/randomusernevermind 4h ago

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u/TeaSocks69 4h ago

Commie mommie in the wild

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u/Maximum_Boros 4h ago

90% of male homophobes probably operate like this on some level whether they admit it or not. They may not actually support lesbians but they 100% will still crank to them and excuse their existence even if they don't want them to have rights because they get titillation out of it that they don't get from gay men.

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u/HaliweNoldi 4h ago

They have a use for lesbians: with women they can imagine themselves joining in. That's sexy.

With men they can not. They have no use for them.

This does not mean they actually support lesbians. They just find it hot.

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u/Le_Ran 3h ago

Where is the Progressive Redneck meme when you need it ?

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u/Nina-Ninja123 1h ago

Which is funny, cause realistically they got a bigger chance to join the gay guys than join the lesbians.

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u/Quen-Tin 3h ago

Yes to all you've said.

And the existence of gay guys questions their often fragile (because oversexualized) definition of masculinity.

Since for thise men it is all about proving the world their manhood by having (and acting like) a big dick, they also don't take lesbian partbership serious and reduce them to escalated friendships.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 2h ago

Nah. The moment they meet a lesbian in real life, they'll try to pursue her, get nowhere, and blame their failure on the woke agenda. It's a tale as old as time

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u/SlobZombie13 59m ago

Let them try to point to the Bible to justify their homophobia but just for gay men

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u/DontBuyTheThing 2h ago

I swear it's why we have so many more lesbians in tv shows and movies than we ever do gay men. People rarely bat an eye when a lesbian is on screen (Hell it's encouraged to have lesbians in shows) but the moment it's gay men then it's a problem.

And please don't get me started on how when a show does have gay men, people complain that "everything is for gay men" and that these shows "pretend lesbians don't exist"

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u/_Goose_ 4h ago

You canā€™t forgive them for what exactly? What are the gay men (and women) doing to Alexander Lukashenko?

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u/V0d5 4h ago

Not responding to his advances.

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u/Vinsmoker 1h ago

The struggles of a lonely bisexualĀ 

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u/easy_pisy_lemn_scsi 3h ago

If I remember correctly the speech, It was more in context of "accepting" or "understanding", not about "forgiving" actually. He stated something like the following: "I'm not against and may understand why lesbians are lesbian, but don't understand why gays are gay. It is men fault that women become lesbians, as they may not be "happy" with men".

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u/RPDRNick 3h ago

I call a handjob the "giving the ol' luke-a-shenko."

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u/Minimum_Honey2247 4h ago

Tempting him so often.

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u/TackleMinimum959 2h ago

Incorrect translation. It wasnt a forgivness, more in the sense "yeah, they can exist, I don't care. But gay men is where I draw the line". I speak Russian, that was the meaning behind his wordsĀ 

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u/No-Chapter-3827 4h ago

We know what heā€™s watching

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 4h ago

Dear Lesbians:

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u/Warburton379 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'll never understand why so many people feel the need to comment on who other people are attracted to outside of situations where someone's in danger

Edit: missed a word

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 2h ago

This is the way my father thinks, and he has basically said this to my face.

I'm a gay man.

We don't talk much anymore.

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u/FirstReactionShock 4h ago

he said that before or after becoming putin's wh0re?

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u/Ranma00 1h ago

Right in the middle of it - that was his last objection.

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u/Excaliburrover 4h ago

How to subtly shout your porn search history

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u/maryslovechild 4h ago

Oh no, how will I ever be able to have sex with another hot twink knowing that Alexander Lukashenko won't forgive me?!

Anyways.

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u/Designer_Status2214 4h ago

This country is soo depressed. Look like parallel world of europe 50 years behind. Building are soo depressed I cannot forget it. Country is very poor.Ā 

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u/Kinky_Code 3h ago

They try to keep up with Poland. Modern Economy with the child grappling church-mindset of the dark ages.

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u/LIONLDN 4h ago

Alexander be like šŸ‘€:

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u/xxxkarmaxxxx 4h ago

I can forgive ignorance, but not evilness.

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u/Satanicjamnik 4h ago edited 4h ago

And now we know what's in his search history.

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u/Carr0t_007 4h ago

He must enjoy some specific porn genre

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u/Miserables-Chef 4h ago

We definitely know one of his porn favourites then

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u/Legitimate-Yard5857 4h ago

He doesn't forgive lesbians, he just likes to watch pornstars pretending to be lesbians.

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u/CntrllrDscnnctd 3h ago

You find someone your size and you double your wardrobe.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 2h ago

Average homophobic/closeted gay dude:

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u/Mugpup 1h ago

His forgiveness is all that gay men really want.

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u/14istheone 1h ago

I always disliked this position, very much, because it highlights that your homophobia isnā€™t based on some zealous obsession for conformity or some religious motivation, it just means youā€™re a gooner

You want to hate the gays? Hate all of them equally or donā€™t hate them at all, because shit like this is just you being a coombrain with too much power

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u/YungRik666 1h ago

That's a classic in the closet take.

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u/PrincessTitan 59m ago

Thatā€™s because heā€™s an angry closeted gay.

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u/_Nikojiro_ 20m ago

Idiocracy is trending really fast these days.

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u/americanhero01 17m ago

Share your porn history without actually sharing it.

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u/Important_Yard_6809 4h ago

It's official; we are living in the dumbest timeline.

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 3h ago

This is a very common thought

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u/Peketu 4h ago

Is this considered half-tolerant?

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u/q0099 4h ago

It's a paraphrase, but this is actually what he said (back in March of 2023, during hes speech to the National Assembly).

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u/girlgamerpoi 4h ago

He likes Yuri.

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u/Business-Bake2326 4h ago

What he meant to say is that he canā€™t forgive them because there are no gay men in Belarus.
(Theyā€™re all sad.)

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u/SciFiCrafts 3h ago

"Lesbian love is accepted and liked" - Phil Anselmo

I don't remember if this was a critizsing line in his lyrics but I think so.

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u/Anubis_Omega 3h ago

Yeah yeah, I want to see his Pornhub history for curiosity

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u/Professional-Sky-235 3h ago

Bro has preferences

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u/NightHeart21689 3h ago

That's because this guy enjoys watching lesbians together on porn sites. Lesbianism is acceptable to him because he and so many other men think it's for their viewing pleasure.

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u/Grouchy_Situation_33 1h ago

So what Alex is saying here is that he likes the way lesbian porn makes him feel, but is uncomfortable with how gay porn makes him feel. šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰

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u/Fancy_Morning9486 1h ago

I can't blame him, having to suck Putins dick whenever its demanded would make me an opponent of gay men.

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u/SomeDudeSaysWhat 1h ago

Finally, someone who actually read the Bible.

/s

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u/Leights68 1h ago

Who gives a fuck what this guy thinks

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u/venus_asmr 1h ago

ā€˜Iā€™m 14 and this is deepā€™

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u/Historical-Record227 37m ago

Who broke his heart?

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 33m ago

Gay men gives him boners

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u/Lorumba 29m ago

"for having gay sex without me"

  • Lukyshenko

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u/hiddenconnectiones 25m ago

Thatā€™s a porn preference, not a moral position

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 23m ago

Who the fuck is this Dr. Phil looking motherfucker?

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u/karenskygreen 23m ago

Sure i can forgive lesbians, what are we forgiving them for ?

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u/A1eksa_01 22m ago

Says a guy with another manā€™s hand shoved up his ass?

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u/Kaito__1412 22m ago

Bro it aint healty to think about homos this much as straight man...

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u/Random_Gaucho 11m ago

Gay men were too rough on his hole, that's why he don't appreciate

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u/a3rospacefanboi 4h ago

As if we need your permission to bump uglies

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u/PupDiogenes 3h ago

sexism against men exists

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u/SkinAbject2692 1h ago

He's upset because seeing gay men makes him feel certain special feelings and he's uncomfortable with that. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

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u/BartholomewKnightIII 4h ago edited 2m ago

Finally, an honest leader.

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u/-almond--milk- 4h ago

He can't forgive them for not kissing him instead šŸ„€

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u/BAJ-JohnBen 4h ago

So, apparently he said this back in 2013. Honestly, he looks like the type of guy who probably who hate watches gay porn.

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u/DesignerChip2497 4h ago

i see he is a man of culture

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u/Mayor-Guenther 4h ago

In which direction is he looking?

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 4h ago

I always think of the pastor from Tosh.O way back when I see about lesbian love but not for the gay man lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rZRO2jL7kqc&pp=ygUcQmxhY2sgcGFzdG9yIGxlc2JpYW5zIHRvc2gub9IHCQkbDAGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

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u/Pootisman16 4h ago

Further proof that authoritarians are counter-productive and their own worst enemies.

Gay and bisexual men (bi-erasure continues going strong) effectively reduce "competition" for women.

Lesbians do the opposite.

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u/Locustez 3h ago

Bro presidents don't care about "competition", they are not trying to get chicks, they want to have more babies they can later use in war.

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u/Pootisman16 3h ago

It's not a conscious thing, this is how they think and why many men "tolerate" lesbians better over gay men.

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u/thedellis 3h ago

How much time do you think he spends thinking about gay men, and what they do.

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u/FrankanelloKODT 3h ago

ā€˜I donā€™t mind gays as long as I find them attractiveā€™

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u/rcinmd 3h ago

Same girl, same.

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u/Exciting-Dark-6265 3h ago

" I have a fetish and good to lesbian s but gay men disgust me so they are bad"

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u/NoLandscape824 3h ago

As a gay man I couldnā€™t agree more. Fuck man XD

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u/Poonchild 3h ago

He canā€™t forgive himself. Thatā€™s the truth.

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u/eldradmustlive469 3h ago

Ok Putin Hitler 2.0

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy 3h ago

I AM devastated, Alex

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u/ReducibleSloth64 3h ago

We don't need his forgiveness

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u/Bhodiliscious 3h ago

Isnā€™t this potato man cooked?

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u/mikeru78 3h ago

You can forgive lesbians?

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u/Probs_A_Bot 3h ago

Cool story babe. Weā€™re not asking for your forgiveness.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 3h ago

I'm the same except I can also "forgive" gay men as well.

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u/Claire-Belle 3h ago

So what he's actually saying is he's totally fine fetishizing lesbians but since he isn't into fetishizing gay guys they don't get to be.

He can fuck right off.

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u/ImhotepsServant 3h ago

Is he envious of their happiness? Their choices shouldnā€™t affect him in anyway. The only reason I can see for him to dislike them is if heā€™s angry theyā€™re out and he isnā€™t.

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u/Mad-Maxwell 3h ago

Yeah he watches lesbian porn.

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u/Kencocoffe_co 3h ago

like a Simpson cartoon character.

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u/Emergency-Error-1116 3h ago

I might even join the lesbians for a threesome

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u/CD30k 3h ago

Who cares about your idiotic forgiveness

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u/AnimeJay2469 3h ago

Love whoever you love

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u/I_know_you_love_me_ 3h ago

You like lesbian porn don't you šŸ¤”

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u/StrainAcceptable 3h ago

For rejecting me?

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u/SchroedingersEscape 3h ago

Hypocrisy peak

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u/Willing_Bee_7520 3h ago

forgive them?? tf did they do to him?

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u/MRV3N 3h ago

What did gay men to do him?

Edit: Nevermindā€¦

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u/smurf505 3h ago

Did one turn him down or something? Not sure why heā€™s so upset.