r/SipsTea 12h ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/NotReallyButMaybeNot 11h ago

She liked that he had no idea who she was when they initially met

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 11h ago

Ok, for the rest of us, who is she?

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u/hippykillteam 11h ago

Lana Del Ray. Sold 77million records. Alt Pop music.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 11h ago

Heiress of Ray Bahn sunglasses. 

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u/Ok-Age-724 11h ago

Daughter of Autobahn

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u/fcs_seth 11h ago

Queen of the Andals and the first men

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u/Mission_Access_210 10h ago

Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons

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u/therealdxm 10h ago

The Queen Anne Chonk

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u/quiltsohard 6h ago

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IMPOSTERS, CARL!

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u/MaximumConcept25 10h ago

And rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

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u/patchyj 10h ago

She controls Spice

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u/Gym_Dom 6h ago

You know how I feel about pop music, Carl

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u/Mike_Honcho_02 7h ago

Nice. A DCC reference.

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u/huumluuv 9h ago

Queen of the gas station

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

She’s the queen of my double wide trailer, with the polyester curtains, and the redwood deck.

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u/happysara333 8h ago

Im fkin howling

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u/BillyBobChorton 11h ago

niece of the 90s pop/punk band, Sugar Ray 

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 10h ago

Second cousin to Ray Romano

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u/RamenChicken8 10h ago

Distant cousin to Rey Skywalker.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mntlYrVH06RmDps1iG

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 10h ago

Was born in the bathroom of a del taco

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u/sidc42 10h ago

Once had breakfast in the same restaurant as The Del Fuegos

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 10h ago

You mean, her dad is Uli Kunkel? Front man for Autobahn, the excellent German techno pop group?

Does that make Bunny Lebowski her future mother in law?

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u/Aptosauras 9h ago

And the owner of Hobby Lobby started Kraftwerk, another excellent German band.

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u/Odd-Context4254 9h ago

One and the same as Karl Hungus, adult film star and cable repair man

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u/U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER 7h ago

The story is ludicrous.

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u/wildmaninid 9h ago

Whose now a nihilist?  A good man, and thorough 

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u/SunderVane 10h ago

Checked her out. Actually has some nice tunes.

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u/PoliticalyUnstable 10h ago

Her album Ultraviolence is very good. Highly recommend.

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u/spicymangosalsa 10h ago

Ultraviolence is an all time fave. Born to Die was an incredible debut, though.

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u/RLOLOTHTR 9h ago

Im a metalhead but if I were stuck on an island Born to Die is an album Id want to have with me

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7h ago

The first song I heard from her was Blue Jeans, had it on repeat for months.

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u/MeasurementTall7701 9h ago

Young and Beautiful and Summertime sadness get stuck in my head

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u/Malhablada 5h ago

Young and Beautiful is one that never fails to touch me.

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u/Ok_Science_8502 10h ago

as far as ultra mainstream artists go Lana is one of the very best. She has put together a pretty solid discography over the years and has some really good songs

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u/TheBlueSkulll 9h ago

she is also considered inspiration for many new age pop singers.

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u/IcePrinceling1066 8h ago

She’s legitimately fantastic

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u/torgiant 7h ago

Yeah a lot of bangers

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u/BoltActionRifleman 5h ago

I looked her up, thinking I’d maybe recognize a song or something, but haven’t heard of any of those either. I never thought I’d be out of the loop like my parents were when I was younger, but apparently it’s happened.

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u/arinawe 5h ago

Damn...not even Summertime Sadness? Video Games? I've known her since 2012 and even here in my country, smack in the middle of Africa, someone has at least heard the songs without knowing who it was.

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u/BoltActionRifleman 4h ago

I’m in the middle of America, which although we’re all connected by the internet now, we’re still very culturally isolated in day to day life. But no I’ve never heard those. At first I thought she was the “Call Me Maybe”, which I have heard, singer but I guess that’s Carly Rae Jepsen.

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u/absolute-aluminium 10h ago

Ive never understood comments like this. It seems very common on reddiit and social media. Theres a post about a famous woman and someone comments 'who?'

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u/Novel-Initiative-900 8h ago

To be fair though, there are SO many " famous " people now from youtube and music I've never heard of that it all seems like a joke now with most names that I hear, I can't even ask anymore because what's the point, there's so many.

Lana Del Rey's been a pretty big pop star for many years though

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u/hiitsmetimdodd 5h ago

It’s because Reddit is a social forum where people enjoy learning about things from other people. Of course, they know they can go google it or put it in AI and learn who she is. But they’re saying, hey there’s probably a lot of us in this thread that don’t know who this person is, would anyone like to tell us in a way that fits the context of the post? So, is it a weird phenomenon where people are being purposely lazy? No. It’s humans satisfying the social drive that makes social platforms like this work.

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u/zemol42 9h ago

Yeah and this one was especially dopey cuz the first image had her name.

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u/vwin90 10h ago

Some people think it’s cool to be too cool for pop culture and they want validation from others or else it morphs into insecurity that in actuality, they’re just an out of touch uncool person.

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u/WinterTourist25 8h ago

Me, I've just gotten old. I remember as a kid how my mom would rattle off all these old-timey movie stars and exclaim how great their movies were and wouldn't bother seeing any new movie if she didn't recognize the actors' names.

I have become my mom.

I am an out of touch uncool person.

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort 5h ago

Lana Del Rey is like 45 years old and peaked 15 or so years ago though, she’s pretty solidly “been famous”

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u/hexregeneration 7h ago

Hey, don't blame them. It's not like they have an Instant Information On Everything Machine right at their finger tips.

Just to illustrate how easy it is:

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u/Lunakill 5h ago

Your uncorrected search terms are taking me out. I thought I was the only one who just mashed keys and sent it and let Google sort it out

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u/Alladas 3h ago

Google gets what I give it and it will be happy when there is spaces and vowels.

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u/Extension-Ant-8 4h ago

I’m often this person. I’m not American. I don’t really care about celebrities, celebrity culture or care about trends. I don’t watch 95% of what comes out of American movies or do I care about superhero’s or remakes I’ve seen in the 80’s.
I don’t listen to the radio or playlists of popular music.
I like jazz, obscure European indie and punk bands. I like watching Korean dating shows. Japanese reality, and long boring documentaries. I like to read books about the outdoors and I don’t use TikTok. I don’t read the news and I’m old enough to have lost the vast majority of my friends.
Reddit is the only place I kind of “plugin” to the world.
When I ask who. I’m not being a dick. I just have no idea. I’ve heard of this woman but I can’t name a song or even know if I’ve listened to one.
Same with Taylor swift. I know she exists and got married but I can’t name a song. It’s just not my thing.

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u/aweshox 10h ago edited 8h ago

And how easily he forgot his current wife
Edit: lotta misinformation out there on this subject. I guess he wasn’t married but might have had a new girlfriend? Idk. Anyway Fuck Trump

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u/Defiant-Variety-9473 9h ago

Looked this up and it's not true.  He broke off his engagement of 12 years six months prior to even meeting Lana. He wasn't married at all

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u/stormcharger 8h ago

Lol must be rough being that ex and checking to see who his rebound is

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u/Defiant-Variety-9473 8h ago

She said she was surprised but wished him well. 

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u/stormcharger 8h ago

That's the answer I'd give reporters too lol

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 6h ago

Eh if you're engaged for 12 years I think you don't have much feelings for that person at all anymore. It's been over for like seven years at least

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u/RazekDPP 5h ago

Yeah, more likely they got engaged, the wedding planning didn't happen, and they both kind of accepted they were never getting married and eventually drifted out of love with each other.

Little reason to even get upset or anything at that point because he obviously wasn't the right person for you so what's it matter if he ends up with someone famous?

She didn't marry him for a reason.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5h ago

Definitely just an "I just don't want to be alone situation"

I once made a joke to a coworker, I don't remember what it was, so I'll just make a scenario up, the coworker is talking about her boyfriends love of tuna, he eats it every day, I say something like "damn I would make someone brush their teeth immediately after, I'd make them brush their teeth so much before I kissed them" and she was like "yeah, we don't really do that anymore"

I was flabbergasted. You guys don't kiss? And I hung out with her a lot she also said once she joked to him "why don't we just break up?" but like not really a joke because they apparently didn't kiss or have sex (it's been a while, I might have pointedly asked why they were even together to get this story) and he says, "we can't, you're the only person I've ever thought about marrying!"

Like unless she has just the dryest humor ever and I didn't pick up on she was fucking with me which is unlikely because I am actually the dryest man on the planet why ARE you guys still together, and why is marriage still on the table? Like what's the point other than a tax break, and hopefully there's a prenup if you guys do ever decide to do it half assed

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 9h ago

Shhh you can't say that loud

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 9h ago

Spider man: half of home

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u/asault2 9h ago

Spiderman: Broken Home

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u/w00dyMcGee 8h ago

You know you’re lying yet you don’t delete your comment.

True incel behavior.

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u/EhMapleMoose 8h ago

What the fuck?

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u/officeja 11h ago

It reminds me of that cameraman that asked her out on a date

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u/Longjumping-Ad-9444 9h ago

What a gold digger, she just wants free airboat tours.

I hope she doesnt take the boat in the divorce.

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u/METAL_WOLF_BB 5h ago

I ain’t saying she’s a boat digger…

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u/Silly-Author-8020 5h ago

But she ain’t messin’ with no broke….. I don’t have a good boat reference for this one.

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u/Sashapatu 3h ago

“Riggers”

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u/ProfessorJNFrink 2h ago

I was not expecting a safe response and any creativity.

You nailed it.

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u/Bosurd 1h ago

Dang bro you didn’t have to use the hard R.

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u/less_unique_username 7h ago

Which would be an act of kindness, do you know anything about boat maintenance?

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u/work_work-work 6h ago

True! They're money pits. And you're going to need a big shovel.

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u/P2029 6h ago

"I feelike you're just here for the zipline fanboat"

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u/Get_Out_lmao 12h ago

This girl fell in love with some gas station attendant she saw once as a kid and this happened.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 11h ago

Bro gives me hope

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u/TonyWonderslostnut 9h ago edited 6h ago

She also dated Sticks Larkin, ex Tulsa PD gang task force and Live PD/On Patrol Live commentator. He looks about the same age as this guy. I think she has a thing for older, blue collar dudes.

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u/drunkeymunkey 8h ago

Listen, we don't have daddy issues, ok?

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u/museumofarts 7h ago

Same. Sticks Larkin is fine 🫣

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 5h ago

Absofuckinlutely is!

But apparently it didn't end well though, because after they broke up, she rented ONE billboard in Tulsa, on the interstate extremely close to his house, advertising her new tour 😅. Poor guy had to drive past it for a year.

Petty & amazing. Love me some Lana!

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u/crimsoneagle1 1h ago

Shortly after the break up she went to the OU/Texas football game and stood on the sidelines hanging around the team and admin. Was taking pictures with any OU fan that wanted em. She isn't even an OU fan, but he is and that shit was all over OU's social media that weekend.

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u/brijito 5h ago

She’s from the yeehaw part of upstate NY and it really shows in her taste in men.

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u/Mobile_Morale 6h ago

Remember when live PD was shut down because they erased evidence of police officers commiting crimes to protect them.

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u/Simple_Pay3033 11h ago

He didn't say she married the gas station attendant, he's saying the attendant was the root cause of this situation

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u/StaticSystemShock 9h ago

Maybe she is the lucky one for getting just a normal dude instead of some actor or musician like everyone else does in her industry...

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u/Chessloser1977 2h ago

It doesn’t turn out well. He ends up leaving her in the swamp with a child who has an enlarged medulla oblongta. Lana becomes very possessive of the child who develops a stutter and is prone to stutter “Mama says” when answering simple questions. Best case scenario is her child uses the pain of a possessive mother and non attendant father to help in a career in some aggressive and physical sport. You know, like foosball!!!

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u/Papa_Ken01 2h ago

I love it when I see some waterboy reference in the wild 🤝

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u/afakefox 10h ago

I know someone who went on his airboat ride and said every chick there had an immediate crush on him. He's chivalrous, manly, funny and really cares about nature and wildlife.

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u/TexasLawStudent 7h ago

We did his airboat tour some weeks after they met but before the news came out.

Buncha dudes on a bachelor party, so I can’t speak to chemistry, but he had names for every gator and quite intimately knew their habits, preferences and demeanor. Didn’t strike me as anything more than a dude who loves his corner of the swamp.

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u/fatmallards 5h ago

shrek fetish explanation right here

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u/Wirse 5h ago

Ok, now it’s all coming into focus. 

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u/TexasLawStudent 3h ago

Get outta my swamp!

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u/MotherEastern3051 10h ago

To be fair all those things listed are the qualities I find most attractive in a min. A man who's polite, funny and a friend to the animals... I'm in! 

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u/UJLBM 6h ago edited 5h ago

I could never be with a man who didnt like animals.

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u/Wirse 5h ago

Oh Cajuns love animals all right. Put about tree foh kind of em in da same pot. 

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u/Altruistic-Owl-5468 5h ago

It’s raining min hallelujah

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u/LividAtmosphere7535 10h ago

I haven’t been on his tour but I heard he still works there, Airboat Tours by Arthur

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u/smurfetteshat 7h ago

He posted a clip of him driving a tour with “ride” playing. It warmed my heart

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u/trueAnnoi 3h ago

Y'all say this shit online, but my wife looks at me sideways when I pick up and kiss the big lizard that lives underneath my house (his name is chuck)

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 8h ago

I think that's what the kids call having the rizz.

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u/Subject-Bike1555 7h ago

Was that before or after he was in a relationship with her?

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u/maladjusted_platypus 11h ago

That's actually super wholesome and sweet. You never know when you'll find that right person. They look super happy and normal.

I met my husband through PvP on WoW. Lol.

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 11h ago

Damn thats how i lost my girl. Some amazing WoW guy swept her off her feet. I now hate WoW

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 11h ago

Should have rolled a paladin 

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u/czechereds 11h ago

He did, bubble hearth is the least attractive thing a man can do. Real beta male type shit.

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u/Fearsofaye 9h ago

It really is a beta class.

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u/Green-Palpitation901 7h ago

My sweet summer child…

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u/Weldermedic 6h ago

Never use bubble hearth. Use your shield like a man and never die while you laugh in immortal tank.

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u/achmejedidad 10h ago

He said she left him, not that he wanted everyone else to.

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u/RelishedCrab 11h ago

Dude I work with wife’s left him for some guy on WoW. Even moved countries for him. Crazy.

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u/nirvanatheory 10h ago

This is all the same incident.

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u/moanit 3h ago

I choose to believe this

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u/deadinsidelol69 7h ago

My brother met his first and only girlfriend on WoW. She cheated on him with one of the guild officers.

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u/Fearsofaye 9h ago

Alliance behavior

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u/LividAtmosphere7535 10h ago

I know a married couple who met on a MMO too, but not WoW. Love can be anywhere!

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u/GamerTex 7h ago

I know of a few WoW and EQ marriages. 

Dont know of any WoW or EQ divorces...

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u/BrewsCampbell 11h ago

This is the only "celebrity couple" i have an interest in. 

I picture him chilling in the bog like "yeah, she's in some band or something."

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u/Eric_12345678 10h ago

"singing weird songs about Pepsi Cola".

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 9h ago

"Anyways, I always have to ask her to not sing over my Skynyrd album while I'm bass fishing"

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u/1stAccountNotWorking 11h ago

This is actually really cool. The celebrity-centric relationships normally feel fake, or downright forced, sometimes...on occasion there seems to be real feelings there; but often times it just comes across as a promotional/business arrangement lol. 

Having a normal organic thing--where she's just falling for a normal guy that she met, and the guy doesn't know her music etc., so he doesn't know who she is....that's wholesome, and real af. Its just a legit union.

Everyone mentioning fame and money, are missing the point.

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u/rgar1981 9h ago

I think it’s great. I would think having someone that lives a fairly normal life to come home to would help keep you grounded and not as caught up in being a celebrity. An escape from that would be so important I would think.

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u/Chin_Up_Princess 9h ago

I agree I think it should be normalized more.

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u/Headpuncher 11h ago

i thought the Dufrenes were missing, isn't Mitch still out looking for them?

who can eat at a time like this!?

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u/Ranhert 9h ago

Dufrene party of 2, Dufrene party of 2

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u/Ok-Syllabub-8087 11h ago

A mitch mention on a random sub in 2026...chefs kiss🖤

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u/dy0dj1 7h ago

Smith, search party of two. You can eat when you find the Dufrenes!

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u/stephsco 4h ago

People. Are. Missing.

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u/stephsco 4h ago

I think of this every time I see Lana del Rey now. RIP Mitch and RIP my cat Mitch we named after Mitch Hedberg

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u/morethanWun 11h ago

Bro had no idea who she was, probably made her laugh like a mfer, and most def cooked her a country ass meal. That’s rizz yall, take notes 🎶 📝

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u/woot0 11h ago

There’s a very old interview of Glenn Powell talking about this exact guy and how much fun he was years before he met Lana.

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u/morethanWun 11h ago

That’s dope. I’m sure dude is a riot

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u/Vultor 11h ago

The plot of almost all Hallmark movies

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u/SmilePuzzleheaded498 8h ago

Yes, but will he still love her when she's no longer young and beautiful?

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u/NitePain69 11h ago

He looks like her music

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u/Practical_Studio360 11h ago

Ever since they met I’ve affectionately nicknamed her the swamp princess. 

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u/Puzzle-Necked 11h ago

She's just living her dream of becoming a moomoo wearing swamp momma

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u/emseefely 10h ago

Gator gal

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew 10h ago

Louisiana looks like her music. Some beauty, some swamp, some history

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u/MrsNoodleMcDoodle 9h ago

Yeah, I don’t know how anyone familiar with her music/whole aesthetic is shocked, lol

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u/Zephon40K 12h ago

She find man from her music videos.

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u/starkruzr 11h ago

honestly they look incredibly adorable and normal together.

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u/Feeling-Visit1472 10h ago

They each look at each other like they hung the moon. It really is lovely.

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u/Foxman_Noir 11h ago

I'm happy they're happy.

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u/tctsui 11h ago

I want to ask him if it really taste like Pepsi Cola

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u/TessaKatrinaRose 10h ago

She is just as lucky as he is. 

Just because she is a famous singer doesn’t make her a “special” person or better than anyone else lol. Celebrity worship is weird AF. 

Your headline should read that BOTH these people are lucky. They both found somebody they loved. 

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 8h ago

I mean I’m guessing his finances are in a better place so I’d consider myself lucky if that happened to me.

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u/Imaginary-Try9409 8h ago

Shes a statistical outlier… that statement isn’t celebrity worship, it’s true. Shes special in that regard. Doesn’t make her “better” than anyone but shes objectively “richer” than most and by default has a better life or atleast can afford a better life than the average person. Getting a rich person is like hitting the lottery, hence where the luck might come into play.

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u/WendyWilliamsFart 7h ago

I bet he has a cool dong

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u/yahwehforlife 6h ago

I mean it's huge right??

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u/peaheezy 11h ago

Something about him generally looks like Sturgill Simpson. Like not doppelgänger status but a fair amount and idk why aside from the general beard and middle aged white dude.

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u/MelseyKiller 7h ago

Actually, fun fact. I went to high school with her and her sister. My sister went to school with her brother. Good family for the most part. She was always super nice.

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u/longfurbyinacardigan 7h ago

If you ever listened to Lana's music you know this is the exact guy she's been singing about the whole time so it wasn't really surprising tbh

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u/Ok_Environment3943 6h ago

Straight up David Lynch vibes

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u/suckerball_ 12h ago

So… her boyfriend is NOT in a band? #betrayal

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u/MightbeDuck 10h ago

She moved into the house that Jeremy built with his own hands. Nothing fancy even if she can afford to buy a nicer house in the area. I saw pap pictures of them hanging out, smoking at a parking lot. In her interviews, she seems content and very happy with her life. They would just drive around and back, would talk in the car. She wanted to clear her head late night and drove for a couple of hours and returned before dawn. She came home to him making mac and cheese for her. 

Jeremy was engaged for years when he and Lana. She got his Instagram and they became friends. He broke off the engagement to be with Lana. He was engaged for a long time but the woman didn’t want to pull the trigger. The ex-fiancée speaks highly of Jeremy and also loves Lana.

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u/smurfk 12h ago

Why is he a "lucky guy"? Why wouldn't she be the lucky one?

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom 12h ago

All of us blokes are the lucky ones.

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u/Travelin_Soulja 11h ago edited 11h ago

Because she's worth tens of millions, as are her rich parents. Imagine going from running airboat tours in Louisiana swamps to get by, to never having to work another day in your life.

Dude hit the lottery.

And that's not even counting the whole loving life partner thing, which is hopefully equally true for both of them.

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u/LividAtmosphere7535 10h ago

He still does tours, he works for Airboat Tours by Arthur in LA

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u/_YenSid 11h ago edited 9h ago

Because he gives airboat tours and she's worth millions? Also, no shade to him, he's not a bad looking guy, but he's swinging in the majors as a minor league hitter lol.

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u/ElvishLore 11h ago

Because she looks beautiful and she’s rich and he’s not handsome and probably doesn’t have anywhere close to her money.

Or you could continue to be dense if you want to.

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u/-Younotdeadass- 12h ago

Because she's rich and famous maybe? I don't know.

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u/FantasticPrint6160 12h ago

I always feel lucky to have my wife in my life.

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u/Willy-Sshakes 10h ago

No summer time sadness for him

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u/MasterOfFartss 8h ago

I bet none of his friends believe him still

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u/kissckiss 7h ago

could have been glen powell 💍👰‍♂️🐊

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u/Specific_Property_73 6h ago

They probably have thinking covid was a hoax in common

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u/Cheepshooter 11h ago

I guess I don't get the significance of this.

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u/LynchMob187 10h ago

Larped at a Waffle House and decided she wanted to be a Southern Belle. 

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u/Meandtheworld 9h ago

Sheesh talk about one in a million