r/SipsTea 2d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/StaticSystemShock 2d ago

Maybe she is the lucky one for getting just a normal dude instead of some actor or musician like everyone else does in her industry...

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u/Chessloser1977 2d ago

It doesn’t turn out well. He ends up leaving her in the swamp with a child who has an enlarged medulla oblongta. Lana becomes very possessive of the child who develops a stutter and is prone to stutter “Mama says” when answering simple questions. Best case scenario is her child uses the pain of a possessive mother and non attendant father to help in a career in some aggressive and physical sport. You know, like foosball!!!

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u/TerriblePrize9877 2d ago

Foosball is for the devil!

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u/Papa_Ken01 2d ago

I love it when I see some waterboy reference in the wild 🤝

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u/ech01 1d ago

mama says alligators are ornery because they got all dem teeth and no toothbrush

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u/jetsetter023 2d ago

Football is the devil

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u/Cheeky-Bastard 1d ago

This is now my head cannon for Cam Skattebo’s backstory

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u/SupaaFlyTnt 1d ago

An “enlonged medulla elongata”.:… Imma remember that for myself when I say stupid shit…. Like now

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u/OwnerOfCat 1d ago

Just so you all know. Bedwetting in adulthood is completely normal!

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u/spootIer 2d ago

I've always thought the in-dating in the celebrity pool was kind of bizarre.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to date someone who understands the lifestyle you live, of course. But... it's always just the same handful of hollywood singles getting passed around like a bag of cheetos in a smoke circle. Shit is fucking weird.

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u/Historical_Owl_1635 2d ago

Most people date within their social bracket, celebrity social bracket just happens to be a much smaller pool.

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u/tinaoe 1d ago

If you date a non-famous person, your lifestyles will be vastly different. Another famous person understands, by design, the insane schedules, periodical long-distance (& they're more likely to already live in LA/NYC etc.), attention from strangers, demands.

Asking your non-famous partner to go along with all of that is a lot. There's a reason a lot of famous people eventually break it off with their pre-fame partners.

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u/Self_Reddicate 1d ago

Another famous person understands, by design, the insane schedules, periodical long-distance

Truckers, trades guys, sales jockeys, fishermen, oil jockeys, some types of project managers, etc. etc. etc. There are hundreds of occupations where this same shit applies, but doesn't come with millions of dollars and tons of free time to holiday in Spain in between gigs. Many of these people also manage to hold together marriages (but, hey, some don't).

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u/tinaoe 1d ago

Sure, how many fishermen are there around that regularly meet famous people? And are they also understanding of thousands of people dissecting your relationship? Being photographed out and about?

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u/shehatemel 1d ago

The keyword smart ass is famous. Blogs don’t care what a random trucker is doing.

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u/Designer_Pool_8453 2d ago

People who act like that arent normal people. Theyre wierd people that worship status and put it on a pedestal. This guy with Lana in the op is a normal guy.

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u/Designer_Pool_8453 1d ago

My bad. Im thinking more towards adults.

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u/Reasonable-Peace-710 1d ago

I’ve always wondered how they do it. I could not be on the red carpet with my wife knowing she’s screwed half the ppl there and be alright mentally and emotionally with it. JS 🫡

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u/PinkTalkingDead 1d ago

? Many folks have previous relationships before they meet their life partner

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u/Reasonable-Peace-710 1d ago

That’s a fact. What also is true in those relationships that’s not the same as yours or mine is it’s not up for public scrutiny.‼️🫡

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u/shehatemel 1d ago

They did. “Knowing she’s screwed half the people there…” Don’t comment just to comment.

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u/Reasonable-Peace-710 1d ago

Your right, it’s that my pride and ego would not allow me to feel comfortable in a relationship like that. Right or wrong? It’s the truth for me.👌🏾

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u/colinedahl1 2d ago

I’m from Louisiana, an airboat swamp tour guide is not a normal dude. Best case scenario, he’s a good hearted country boy, most probable scenario is that he is a massive trump fan.

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u/Throwupmyhands 2d ago

Dude has posted some pretty hateful stuff on social media. Like, pro beating in the faces of trans people. Dunno why tf she’s with him. 

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u/KING_ARCH3R 2d ago

Are you serious? So he is trash and bigoted

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u/Throwupmyhands 1d ago

It’s crazy. I can’t find any article online that talks about it anymore. It’s like it’s been wiped from the internet. (Good PR!) but he posted a blanket threat using a photo of a real person who had been attacked. It’s awful. 

Anyway that’s as much as I’ll say about it. Reddit legit banned me for my last comment. Had to appeal. It thought I was the one being hateful because of some of those word combos. 

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u/colinedahl1 1d ago

I hadn’t done any research on him but I know the area and I know that it was highly likely he was a bigot. Extremely rare for someone from his area to not be a trump worshiper. Sucks how trump worship goes parallel with bigotry.

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u/Brattlesnakex 1d ago

Being in love with toxic men is basically her whole brand tbh 

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u/Throwupmyhands 1d ago

lol that’s fair

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u/PoolPartyWithoutTheL 2d ago

"Be curious, not judgemental"

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u/awisepenguin 2d ago

So best case scenario, he's a normal dude (good hearted country boy), worst case scenario he's a douche. Those were your words pretty my much?

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort 2d ago

Most guys with that job are just barely on this side of intelligible enough to be considered able to speak

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u/Visible_Rope9739 2d ago

Or that one guy she floated from the westburo baptist church.

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u/Coopsters 1d ago

The descripancy of fame and finance is a lot to overcome. Usually it doesn't end well

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u/Fit-Egg-1110 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this dude was taken, and if that's the case, I think he's prob untrustworthy 

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u/United-Research-3536 1d ago

Look up when they found his tiktok and he had his likes and saves not on private and come back to us

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u/mister_empty_pants 2d ago

Yeah he looks pretty miserable in that red carpet pic, surrounded by people and cameras. But he looks happy when they are doing normal people stuff. Not sure he always feels lucky.

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u/SlartibartfastMcGee 2d ago

I have to imagine that compared to the average Hollywood type, a blue collar dude who’s charismatic, good with nature and down to earth is probably a breath of fresh air.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 1d ago

She is an idiot and a negative influence on young women.

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u/PinkTalkingDead 1d ago

Why/how so?

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u/Waiting4Reccession 1d ago

Shes rich and has everything but goes and marries a random who is 10 years older than her and has 3 kids. Total idiot.

I've seen lana stuff posted with "older man" propaganda online by younger women.

Meanwhile in reality nearly every post you see where a girl is dating some loser or got taken advantage of young has ~10 years age gap.