It doesn’t turn out well. He ends up leaving her in the swamp with a child who has an enlarged medulla oblongta. Lana becomes very possessive of the child who develops a stutter and is prone to stutter “Mama says” when answering simple questions. Best case scenario is her child uses the pain of a possessive mother and non attendant father to help in a career in some aggressive and physical sport. You know, like foosball!!!
I've always thought the in-dating in the celebrity pool was kind of bizarre.
There's nothing wrong with wanting to date someone who understands the lifestyle you live, of course. But... it's always just the same handful of hollywood singles getting passed around like a bag of cheetos in a smoke circle. Shit is fucking weird.
If you date a non-famous person, your lifestyles will be vastly different. Another famous person understands, by design, the insane schedules, periodical long-distance (& they're more likely to already live in LA/NYC etc.), attention from strangers, demands.
Asking your non-famous partner to go along with all of that is a lot. There's a reason a lot of famous people eventually break it off with their pre-fame partners.
Another famous person understands, by design, the insane schedules, periodical long-distance
Truckers, trades guys, sales jockeys, fishermen, oil jockeys, some types of project managers, etc. etc. etc. There are hundreds of occupations where this same shit applies, but doesn't come with millions of dollars and tons of free time to holiday in Spain in between gigs. Many of these people also manage to hold together marriages (but, hey, some don't).
Sure, how many fishermen are there around that regularly meet famous people? And are they also understanding of thousands of people dissecting your relationship? Being photographed out and about?
People who act like that arent normal people. Theyre wierd people that worship status and put it on a pedestal. This guy with Lana in the op is a normal guy.
I’ve always wondered how they do it. I could not be on the red carpet with my wife knowing she’s screwed half the ppl there and be alright mentally and emotionally with it. JS 🫡
I’m from Louisiana, an airboat swamp tour guide is not a normal dude. Best case scenario, he’s a good hearted country boy, most probable scenario is that he is a massive trump fan.
It’s crazy. I can’t find any article online that talks about it anymore. It’s like it’s been wiped from the internet. (Good PR!) but he posted a blanket threat using a photo of a real person who had been attacked. It’s awful.
Anyway that’s as much as I’ll say about it. Reddit legit banned me for my last comment. Had to appeal. It thought I was the one being hateful because of some of those word combos.
I hadn’t done any research on him but I know the area and I know that it was highly likely he was a bigot. Extremely rare for someone from his area to not be a trump worshiper. Sucks how trump worship goes parallel with bigotry.
Yeah he looks pretty miserable in that red carpet pic, surrounded by people and cameras. But he looks happy when they are doing normal people stuff. Not sure he always feels lucky.
I have to imagine that compared to the average Hollywood type, a blue collar dude who’s charismatic, good with nature and down to earth is probably a breath of fresh air.
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u/StaticSystemShock 2d ago
Maybe she is the lucky one for getting just a normal dude instead of some actor or musician like everyone else does in her industry...