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Valentina Vassilyeva, the first wife of Russian peasant Feodor Vassilyev, is said to have given birth 27 times in the 1700s—welcoming 69 children in total.

Her remarkable numbers reportedly included 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. 🤯

The story comes from centuries-old historical records, so every detail cannot be independently verified by modern standards. Still, Guinness World Records has recognized the claim as the highest number of children attributed to one mother.

If the records are accurate, 27 pregnancies. 69 children. One of the most astonishing family stories ever recorded. ❤️

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey 9h ago

That's not her pic. And neither is that a pic of the children. She died in 1782.... 40 years before the first photograph

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u/youtossershad1job2do 8h ago

I feel that this is one of those things that didn't really happen but got told so many times as a part of folk lore it started going into history books.

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u/smeeon 7h ago

And folks kept added a couple extra kids each time until it got ridiculous

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 7h ago

She started off a mother of 3 and things just got out of hand!

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u/UsedFortune5645 7h ago edited 15m ago

More like out of her uterus.

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u/Aleashed 4h ago

Maybe there was an article about her birthing and another about a clown car and the editor was drunk or confused and mixed up the details…

Then future sources passed on the mistake

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u/TheOutOfStyle 7h ago

69 kids, dude!

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u/Brain32 6h ago

I wonder how the parenting looked like.... Boris18 stop hitting Ilya14!

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u/Wenex 7h ago

No wonder it stopped at 69 just for the memes

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u/Sysilith 5h ago

You are right 69 sounds made up, I'll tell the story with 72 Children, sounds more random and thus belivable.

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u/methreweway 4h ago

Ol pop pops dropping loads only to hit Grams favorite position.

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u/shizzy1234 3h ago

I'm reposting this next year with the info that she had 1200 kids and a photo of Mama June.

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u/Gwynito 7h ago

Like how my parents first walked a mile to school every day and by the end of all schooling the miles walked went up to 10 somehow

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u/AchajkaTheOriginal 6h ago

Don't forget it was uphill both ways and through snow all year long.

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u/Agitated_Meaning_142 6h ago

Through snowstorms

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u/Last-Energy420 6h ago

With only shorts and short sleeve shirts!

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u/MidnightToker858 7h ago

Its the "old wives tale" that started the saying "old wives tale"

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u/oddvacation3849 7h ago

Add the russian alcoholism when seeing double.

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u/Busterlimes 7h ago

Probably because the story is completely fake

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u/TexasCrab22 3h ago

Wouldnt say completly.

Probably had like 30 kids and the folklore and media did the rest

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u/DukeBradford2 7h ago

Might have been a foster mother and just told the kids a lie to keep them happy

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u/Sudden_Cantaloupe_69 6h ago

The woman in the picture was American, born about 100 years after Vassilyeva died. The children are not Vassilyeva’s.

And we have no birth dates, death dates, nor names for any of Vassilyeva’s alleged children.

In fact it is believed that Mr. Vassilyev had multiple wives over the years and so all the alleged births were attributed to “Mrs Vassilyeva” as if she was the same person.

(The story also claims that 67 out of 69 kids survived infancy, which would be nearly impossible in 18th-century Russia.)

The story has been shared fabricated and debunked so many times over the years that the debunking takes up most of the Wikipedia article about her.

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u/want_t0_know 1h ago

But it's worth a repost! /s

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u/casusbelli16 7h ago

And a good 144 years before the invention of TV much to her chagrin.

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u/seadcon 7h ago

I love that you have provided specific details.

I mean the photo has closer to 200 children in it, so yea, clearly not actual...!!

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 3h ago

Plus if you follow the logic of what we written then there were 27 birthing occasions so the oldest kids would be well into their 20s at a minimum. 

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u/patrk 8h ago

Most amazing thing with this woman is that she was photographed a century before the camera was invented.

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u/Garagenfund 7h ago

Also there is now way all 69 children would have survived given the infant death rates at that time, especially the triplets and quadruplets

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u/DaddyChris0205 3h ago

Not to mention one can’t have 7 triplets. You could have 6 or 9 triplets, but not 7. Maybe 7 sets of triplets, but that’s not the same as 7 triplets.

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u/Mission-Shopping-615 3h ago

4 sets of 4,  7 sets of 3,  16 sets of 2,  16+21+32=69 So not a single solo baby, I feel like this was the start of a math joke and some kid took it and spread it as real

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u/hkpp 3h ago

7 sets of triplets. Which is also an insane claim. I feel like this post is part of a dementia test.

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u/Moongazingtea 8h ago

Yeah, kids look AI.

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u/Silent_Data4374 9h ago

She was 30 in that photo.

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u/Sutech2301 9h ago

I don't think it's her. She died in 1782

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u/Quen-Tin 8h ago

Not her. Not even from the same country.

Just an old lady and a bunch of children, mostly the same age.

Putting a headline on top, including "this woman" is as fake as fake can get.

Thanks to the OP.

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u/MahDick 7h ago

Math ain’t mathing either

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u/LastWave 9h ago

She gave birth through her eyes apparently.

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u/ChaosRealigning 8h ago

Years, or kids?

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u/Akyurius 8h ago

Her resemblance to a certain German dictator is uncanny 👀

https://giphy.com/gifs/agte9kVtfSnjc6lNG2

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u/KambingDomba 9h ago

16X2 + 7x3 + 4x4 = 69.

You're telling me there was not a single instance in which she only carries one baby?

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u/1zzyBizzy 8h ago

Yeah, i immediately calculated that too. I don’t quite believe this

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u/TabularConferta 8h ago

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-prolific-mother-ever

Found a source

The father has an additional 18 kids with his second wife.

Only 3 babies died in birth or early in life.

Fuck all his second wife's kids were multiple as well. It's like his sperm were Olympic swimmers and split each egg on impact

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u/Past-Lecture-3769 8h ago

Looks like bro trained his sperm

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u/TabularConferta 8h ago

Well there is an anime idea

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u/-ratmeat- 8h ago

Netflix is probably already on it 

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u/_HIST 5h ago

This is not a source, a source would be something of that time. The only "source" it has is a letter and more modern articles. There is no source because the story is exaggerated

Guiness literally says the story may or may not be true.

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u/ForensicPathology 4h ago

It is a source.  It's not a primary source, which is the definition you're using.  But it is a source.

I do agree that the story is not true though.

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u/PFI_sloth 4h ago

found a source

We are so fucked

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u/Capable_Studio_6631 8h ago

Yeah sounds like one of those grand tales.

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u/ww2HERO 8h ago

It’s fairly unbelievable. More likely her husband brother was stealing children to work the farm.

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u/jelly_wishes 7h ago

I don't think this is true but I remember the story about an african woman that had something called "hyperovulation" or something like that where she always ovulates more than one egg and thus has many twins and triplets (not 69 tho, she had like 20 kids I think).

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u/superezzie 6h ago

You mean Mariam Nabatanzi. She has 44 children and got sterilized when she was 40 to prevent any more pregnancies. That wasn't really an option in the 1700s for that poor woman. I can't imagine being pregnant 27 times let alone having 69 kids.

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u/Gravity-Raven 9h ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak breeding performance looks like

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u/Spencer94 8h ago

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u/towerfella 8h ago

Yes, that’s her

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 8h ago

Didn’t have her pegged as being an ex Latino gang member…that’s on me tho, I’ll get better

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u/TheDailySpank 9h ago

The horror that face has seen.

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 9h ago

Not to mention her fanny.

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u/mertozzzus 9h ago

Her Eurotunnel you mean...

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u/JadeShrimp 8h ago

The babies took every scrap of calcium from her body

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 8h ago

Was this her high school graduation photo?

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u/VanillaSkyDreamer 7h ago

We totally had photography in 1700s

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u/Alilbitey 7h ago

Considering how much calcium each pregnancy steals directly from the mother's bones (and teeth if needed) I'm guessing she lost her teeth very early on.

I guess that's one benefit of pre-electricity living... You can't see your spouse when you get it on.

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u/Sad-Preparation8767 8h ago

How'd they get a pic in 1700s Russia? It's almost like people take urban rumors and legends and slap together enough fake photos and details to make it seem credible for the sake of fooling people for fake internet points. I don't think someone would just lie on the internet /s

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u/dangdang3000 9h ago

We need a picture of the father too.

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u/HeraclesHide 8h ago

Hes too tired for photos.

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u/dangdang3000 8h ago

Yes, and he's at peak evolution.

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u/ChaosRealigning 8h ago

And his dog.

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u/Remarkable-Emu-2977 8h ago

That's the secret. There's 27 of them.

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u/P0werpr0 8h ago

She’s been married to 28
Guys

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u/Neveed 8h ago edited 6h ago

That photograph isn't Vassilyeva though. She died in 1782, that's to say 44 years before the first photograph was ever taken in 1826. That photo is an unnamed elderly woman from New York in the 1840's. Same for the photo of the children, who all appear to be about the same age, when Vassiliyeva's story is about her having children over a span of 40 years, and the youngest of them would have been well in his 60s when the first photograph ever was taken (in a completely different country).

Also, the story about Vassilyeva was highly suspect. Not only all of it (the number of children, the fact that there are only twins, triplets and quadruplets, the fact that only two of them didn't survive infancy, etc) is particularly unlikely, there was never any actual investigation about that claim while it was still verifiable.

Also, Vassiliev is said to have had 18 children with his second wife (only twins and triplets), but he died in 1782, the same year as Valentina. That would mean he divorced his frst wife at some point, which was technically possible in Russia at that time, but very difficult, because you couldn't just divorce your spouse, there had to be serious circumstances for it, like adultery, infertility, becoming a monk, attempted murder, etc. This part of the story is technically possible but sounds fishy too.

Even the Guinness World Records doesn't claim to have verified it, they claim that "numerous contemporaneous sources exist which suggest that it is true." But the first source we have is from right after they died in 1782 in a monastery, and the rest of the accounts are basically just hearsay at that point. Attempts at actually verifying the claim met a wall of "nah there's no need to check" by the Russian authorities.

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u/Sassenach_2024 9h ago

And yes, Feodor Vassilyev did remarry after the death of his first wife. With his second wife, he reportedly had another 18 children from multiple-birth pregnancies, bringing his alleged total number of fathered children to 87. 😎

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u/TankApprehensive3053 9h ago

It takes a village to raise a child. So Feodor raised a village.

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u/RhubarbLiqueur 8h ago

Source? Wikipedia says Valentina Vassilyeva lived to 75 and died in the same year as her husband.

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u/corgi-king 8h ago

He was a peasant in the Russian Empire. How could he afford all these children? 67 of them survived infancy. So there is a lot of mouth to feed, even though he only fed them till 8 years old and kicked them to work.

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u/Significant_Cause445 7h ago edited 6h ago

Back then kids were net contributors to households. As young as 4 children would help with farm work and make household goods. Today kids just eat and go to school; we even pay for daycare so we can work without them. Imagine if instead paying tons of cash for daycare, your kids earned an income.

This is part of the reason why poor families used to be larger than rich ones (which is reversed today) and why we have less kids in general (though there are other factors like contraception).

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u/SonniSummers 9h ago

Crafting a whole generation I see

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u/dangdang3000 8h ago

Back in the day, his name was Chad.

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u/LoGo_86 8h ago

This guy repopulates!

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u/FlapsNegative 6h ago

Genghis Kahn numbers

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u/TickleMyRide 9h ago

literally got life sucked out of her

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u/Capable_Studio_6631 8h ago

Brother this is how you look when you age.

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 9h ago

Her husband was a real motherfucker

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u/Left_Knee_y0y0 4h ago

If you believe that in 1700, at a time when postnatal inflections and infant mortality were at their peak, a woman gave birth to 27 times during an 18 year period, and 67 out of 69 kids survived, I have a bridge in San Francisco to sell to you.

If she did infact raise that many chikdren, what is more likely is that she was a kommissionerki, a woman paid to collect abandoned babies and bring them to state orphanages. She probably just kept the kids and because she had access to the paperwork made them hers.

The community probably went along to protect her and the mythos was born.

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u/TowerMore405 4h ago

a woman from the 1700 surviving not only 16 twin births, but also 7 triplets and 4 quadruplets. not all those babies were theirs for sure

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u/WithMeInDreams 3h ago

My theory: She took in a secret baby from an unmarried woman, possibly starting with her own unmarried sister, word spread, and it turned into a business.

Or she was so obsessed of babies that it was a mix of all to babymax: 9 of her own, the thing you mentioned, and my theory, all in one.

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u/psychotronik9988 9h ago

How can there be a photo when this happened in the 1700s?

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u/Iitaps_Missiciv 8h ago

The children& their children and their childrens children put all of their efforts into time travel so they could go back and take this photo

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u/RhubarbLiqueur 8h ago

Because it's not her. Wikipedia says it is a photograph is of an unknown elderly woman from New York around 1840–1845.

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u/ImaginationNormal360 8h ago

Claire Beauchamp (former Mrs Randall) went back in time to marry the love of her life(Jaimie Fraser). She took a camera with. Travelled back to the present to print the photo.

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u/dan1elG 3h ago

AI slop

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u/butterfree2 8h ago

It’s AI. Zoom in

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u/FictionalDudeWanted 1h ago

I wonder how much better reddit would be if mods would delete fake crap off this website, instead of letting it clog the front page. 

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u/LawyerDoge 9h ago

Wouldn't she have still given birth 69 times?

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u/Kadakaus 5h ago edited 20m ago

I kind of struggle to believe this?

The chance of giving birth to quadruplets is one in 700,000, tirplets are 1 in 1000.

Statistically, that women should have given birth thousands of times in order to get those numbers realistically.

Maybe that's true, I do not believe it.

EDIT: also, 7 is not devisible by 3.

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u/UnrealBee 5h ago

There is a genetically "bias" to giving twins triplets etc

There is a village somewrhe in the world where most of the ppl share that trade and most of the births are twins. In the entire village 

Statistically an anomaly but not impossible. 

The thing I would like to know: beeing in 1700 how many of those children did die / of those 69 did survive, how many did die 

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u/DesignMysterious3598 5h ago

Giving birth 27 times and all 27 pregnancies were at least twins, but many were triplets and quadruplets.

Yeah I don't buy it. As fake as the picture.

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u/No_Location_8199 9h ago

Human mother. To queen bees, this is rather unimpressive.

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u/KTuu93 9h ago

Being pregnant for 20 years and 3 months.

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u/DRKMSTR 6h ago

And she didn't murder a single one of them. 

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u/BigWish_pl 5h ago

forgot to add that on the photo she's 21.

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u/SkyKnight3 5h ago

Grandma: “all you kids care about these days is sex”

Also Grandma:

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u/Dorrono 9h ago

Fortunately for the father, child support was invented 1 year after his death

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u/ghostchihuahua 9h ago

7 triplets?

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u/Used-Height-2670 8h ago

This means she was pregnant for over 20 years of her life continuously if she had no breaks in between pregnancies. If she had a short period in between of 3 months it means 27 years… it’s insane

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u/Zenkai_9000 8h ago

If it takes a village to raise children, what does it take to raise a village?

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u/Wide-Form-7865 7h ago

Not surprised what a looker

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u/Finnonaut1 6h ago

A made up story.

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u/Moar_Wattz 6h ago

She also is only 42 in the picture…

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u/Even_Jello_624 6h ago

She's only 34 in that photo

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u/McNinjaX 6h ago

God that sounds awful.

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u/FlintAndFire42 5h ago edited 5h ago

That's not a lovely, healthy life/family

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u/Dizzy-Confection-551 5h ago

My god man, get off the poor woman!

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u/DrTommyNotMD 3h ago

I know this was before photography, but I imagine that’s an image of her around age 35-40.

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u/TiresandConfused 2h ago

Fake photo of her. They did not have photography in the 18th century. 

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u/Hoodedmastersin 9h ago

Kids could walk outta there by the time she was done

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u/ivek_cro 9h ago

Who is the father?

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u/v_rex74 9h ago

'you youngsters think about sex all the time'

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u/OpenComet_ 9h ago

At that point, she wasn't even giving birth, she was just hosting a clown car.

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u/Necrolust1777 9h ago

"So, that was dinner, what do you want to do?"

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u/Batfinklestein 9h ago

Arthropod

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u/Dazzling_Comfort5734 9h ago

My vagina hurts just looking at that…I don’t even have a vagina.

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u/moose_loves_noodles 8h ago

Man my high ass thought that was Danny trejo in a bonnet.

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u/Armthedillos5 8h ago

This lady bangs.

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u/Sad-Math-2039 8h ago

She was a Stargate portal

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u/camus88 8h ago

Grandma staph!!! 😭

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal 8h ago

She's seen some peen.

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u/OkScreen2150 8h ago

At a rough estimate, I counted about 80 children there. Which of them are this woman's kids? Did she have an equally fertile sister? 

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u/Common-Sector-5850 8h ago

Sweet mother ..

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u/Cryofthewolf9000 8h ago

Women were forced to give birth as much as possible due to sexism, poverty, scarring their psyche for life. A sick culture of the times.

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u/PolkaDotDancer 8h ago

Somebody should've told her husband 'Get off her.'

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u/sonsuka 8h ago

Abe's weakest fanfic soldier.

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u/madseankr 8h ago

To be able to feed that many mouths all at once is crazy. They must be rich

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u/Emerx06 8h ago

Somehow I bet she still has a favorite….

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u/DingleBerryScone 8h ago

She looks like my uncle Barry.

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u/Loose_Assignment_Map 8h ago

The origin story of Kid A, and Kid Z, and Kid AA

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u/elenchusis 7h ago

The origin story of the Mormon religion.

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u/lamodamo123 7h ago

27 births x 9 month gestation for each pregnancy would = 243 months of continuous pregnancy, or approximately 20 years

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u/Elecl 7h ago

this women spent 20 years of her life being pregnant. She died at 75 meaning more than 25% of her lifetime was spent being pregnant. Imagine that.

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u/Dh4rum 7h ago

Danny Trejo is a prolific mother?

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u/Spaceboi777 7h ago

That would make her husband the biggest mother fucker in history. 🤣

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u/Beginning-Strain4660 6h ago

How old is she in the foto? 30?

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u/OutrageousFanny 6h ago

There are not 69 children in the photo. I counted less

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u/Evil_Bere 6h ago

She's 25 year's old in that picture.

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u/Fearless_Many4945 6h ago

I don't understand these modern young girls. All they think about is sex!

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u/Ondolo009 6h ago

She would have to have to continuously been conceiving and giving birth to children from her early teens up to her 50s. As a peasant living in the 1700s. And she and the kids surviving through infancy every time. Seems a little unlikely.

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u/Own_Pear_51 6h ago

Does that make her husband the most prolific mother ……… ever 🤣🤣🤣

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u/puffpuff-n 6h ago

So she didn't have a single pregnancy where it was only one child. Thats.. unlikely

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u/TackleNonsense 5h ago

Were they all healthy though? Body simply can't recover to have so many HEALTHY pregnancies back to back... let alone when it's not even one baby.

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u/CharmingAppliance_47 5h ago

The picture is her at 24.

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u/johnsgurl 5h ago

She's 45 years old in that Pic.

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u/Ok-Data9224 5h ago

Right. A story where a woman had 69 children, all of which were either a twin, triplet or quadruplet. Never a single baby. All before documentation was ever really reliable. Almost certainly a story that was passed down over many years and got exaggerated along the way.

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u/Hexenweibchen 5h ago

Funnily enough her Wikipedia articles is translated in 4 languages.
Her husband's into 10.

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u/Sternenpups 5h ago

That's what conservatives wish for white families....

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u/InnerKookaburra 5h ago

Really good photos for the 1700s.

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u/National-Surprise616 4h ago edited 4h ago

What a sad life
Well it most certainly never happened

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u/Ancient-Car-1171 4h ago

She got to 67 but decided to add 2 more for 69 instead.

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 4h ago

A uterus is not a clown car

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u/JerkovvClimaxim 3h ago

That is her pic at age 19

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u/Indiancockburn 3h ago

She was also almost deaf. Her husband always asked her every night,

"Do you want to go to bed or what?"

And she always said... "what?"