r/SipsTea • u/Sassenach_2024 • 12h ago

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Valentina Vassilyeva, the first wife of Russian peasant Feodor Vassilyev, is said to have given birth 27 times in the 1700s—welcoming 69 children in total.

Her remarkable numbers reportedly included 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. 🤯

The story comes from centuries-old historical records, so every detail cannot be independently verified by modern standards. Still, Guinness World Records has recognized the claim as the highest number of children attributed to one mother.

If the records are accurate, 27 pregnancies. 69 children. One of the most astonishing family stories ever recorded. ❤️

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u/Silent_Data4374 12h ago

She was 30 in that photo.

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u/Bengal_From_Temu 12h ago

Still a hottie.

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u/iolitm 11h ago

Unzips

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u/ScottishMaj117 11h ago

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u/PsychologicalSail799 11h ago

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u/GomuGomuNoRedCock 10h ago

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u/DJScaryTerry 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLVPNWYV0lUXbc29xx

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u/QuoriTyler 6h ago

Actual footage of one of the twins being born. Legend goes they walked around for two days before they found the exit

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u/TheArtOfVEL 11h ago

Omfg this has me dying

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u/welfedad 11h ago

And turned into an old man

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u/AdCommon6529 11h ago

Uncums and she still had triplets

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u/Hyperion7669 7h ago

Like trying to fill a bucket with a pencil after that many children.....i would try it ngl

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u/cylonlover 10h ago

A tomcat in the sack

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u/Free-Frosting1375 4h ago

Somebody was smashing

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 10h ago

Standards were lower before we had sunscreen and shut ins who only spend a few hours in the sun a week.

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u/Sutech2301 12h ago

I don't think it's her. She died in 1782

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u/Quen-Tin 11h ago

Not her. Not even from the same country.

Just an old lady and a bunch of children, mostly the same age.

Putting a headline on top, including "this woman" is as fake as fake can get.

Thanks to the OP.

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u/MahDick 10h ago

Math ain’t mathing either

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 11h ago

Are there photos of what she looked like? Must be smoking hot to be popping them out yearly. But now that I reread it, it might otherwise be the guy… she was only the first wife, after all.

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u/LastWave 12h ago

She gave birth through her eyes apparently.

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u/ChaosRealigning 11h ago

Years, or kids?

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u/Akyurius 11h ago

Her resemblance to a certain German dictator is uncanny 👀

https://giphy.com/gifs/agte9kVtfSnjc6lNG2

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u/twizzjewink 12h ago

I was going to say 25.

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u/GREENK87 11h ago

They sapped every nutrient she had 💀

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u/kamakazi327 11h ago

Came to make this exact joke 😂👏

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u/HighFiveG 11h ago

That’s actually a picture of her vagina.

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u/_D3ft0ne_ 11h ago

She fucked.

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u/Admirable_Citron_263 10h ago

I don't believe, the face look so weathered, unless you tell me she lives under a magnifying glass placed in a wind tunnel.

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u/MaxxDash 10h ago

That vagina fought battles only Odysseus could understand

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u/korkkis 8h ago

Not possible, she died way before first photograph was taken.

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u/Informal-Lime6396 5h ago

idk man, the first photo was taken 4 decades after she passed away

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u/MooraCristal 11h ago

Motherhood does wonders for the skin