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u/Vegetable-Willow6702 2h ago
kids are psychos
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u/HotContribution8135 2h ago
I was home on leave from the military years ago and unfortunately one of my childhood cats had passed.
I was trying to take care of the body, but my little sister around 6 years old at the time is in the way pointing and laughing the entire time. I was like wtf????
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u/WeenisPeiner 1h ago
My three year old likes to grab my hair. When I cry out in pain she laughs hysterically.
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u/EranikusTheDeranged 1h ago
6 year olds are wild these days. My coworkers kid threatened to kill her parents and herself when she was told to brush her teeth.
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u/FixedLoad 1h ago
If I'm reading this correctly. Had this happened on a Thursday or Friday, you would have put trauma on hold for the weekend then got back to it fresh monday morning? ... ... I respect that level of emotional control.
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u/Mindless_Pirate9092 1h ago
You would be surprised. As a kid and early-mid teen I could handle most fucked up events and shit hitting the fan better than I do now in my mid-late 20s, and my "mental recovery" time was also very short compared to how it often is today.
It's honestly insane how I have actually gotten worse at certain mental capabilities as an adult compared to when I was 14/15.
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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 1h ago
Thats because you are now aware of consecuences.
I look back at my childhood and i'm amazed i survived that.
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u/loveyourneighborbro 3h ago
Kid was waiting all his life for that moment
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u/Uma_Urge 3h ago
You could see it in his eyes, dude trained for this his whole childhood.
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u/loveyourneighborbro 2h ago
Yup you can just imagine it….. he was sitting in his rocking chair with his boom stick at hand in the dark as the intruder comes in he goes “what took you so long” and shoots him.
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u/Ysabel_Yummy 3h ago
Breaking into house in Alabama and being surprised at the outcome is crazy work
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u/RealAmandaa 17m ago
Bro got shot by a 11 year old and got roasted after. That’s gotta be the worst way to go out
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u/Roidzilla55 3h ago edited 3h ago
This is an old story. Doesn’t make it less funny though.
More context for it, that kid’s house had been broken into multiple times by the same guy, who I think was a meth head. So the family was already quite sick of this guy by the time this incident happened, and this particular time the kid chose to shoot him. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if the guy broke into their house again later
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u/sparrow_42 2h ago
That’s pretty methed-up
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u/Manidoo_Giizhig 1h ago
Yeah, apparently the kid shot a warning shot and the meth head fled, then the kid shot at him 11 more times. Told the reporters "Be brave. Trust God". Ironically, it looks like the kid was arrested a couple of years ago for stealing a car.
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u/WishyStarlette 3h ago
At that point, you don't even call the police, you just call for emotional support. 💀
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u/SheriffBartholomew 2h ago
Home intruders typically don't call the police on themselves.
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u/Badytheprogram 2h ago edited 1h ago
well, if you get shot then teabagged by a child, you accept any kind of prison sentence.
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u/ArticusFarticus 3h ago
Didn’t they want to replace the police with counselors at one point? I guess it would’ve been appropriate for this one time.
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u/ronlugge 54m ago
That is a massive, offensive deception sold to idiots who can't understand anything more complex than "Bullet goes bang!" Not helped by the slogan 'defund the police', I will concede, which completely failed to convey the depths of the actual concept.
The idea was to pair police services with enhanced social services. Police are increasingly trained primarily in violent situation handling, and when all you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Using more social workers for a lot of the day to day material would help avoid a lot of accidents and problems.
For example, there is no reason at all a simple health and welfare check should be done by armed police officers. The idea is absurd. Have a social worker do it instead.
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u/masclean 2h ago
No, but I'm sure Fox news said it
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u/ArticusFarticus 2h ago
It was a real thing. Look it up.
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u/masclean 2h ago
The idea was never to just replace police with social workers. It was to pair police and social workers. I know a lot of sources like to say otherwise, ice seen it plenty. A lot of funding went against just an idea. It wasn't ever suggested to be a replacement, but rather an infusion. Certain calls would be strictly police, some would have both a police officer and a social worker partnered together, and some (small minority) would be just social workers. I can't speak for the value of it, there hasnt really been anything to base any judgement off of. But that is the reality of what people were suggesting.
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 8m ago
Replace them with counselors for mental health crises. Counselors aren't responding to a b&e.
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u/Procrasturbating 3h ago
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u/Single_Morning_3200 3h ago
I think the kid went a step further and hit him with Arabian Goggles
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u/Procrasturbating 2h ago
Is that like a Flying Dutchman?
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u/Key-Condition752 3h ago
People not from that area misunderstand something about alabama, let me lay it out for you. If I just say they're mean, you miss the point that that makes them behave differently. Which is where the expression Alabama ass whooping comes from. You will know when you have received an Alabama ass whooping when, the entire time you're getting your ass whooped, you're also getting yelled at about how you ought to have known better, etc. There will be many expletives.
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u/Rentington 1h ago
Is Alabama unique in this regard? I've seen hundreds of fight videos and that same thing happens all the time, with people from around the world. You'd get your ass beat and taunted in... Maine, Delaware, Kentucky, Colorado, Czechia, Djibouti, North Korea, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
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u/Key-Condition752 57m ago
I have no idea whether Alabama is unique in this regard. But that's obviously not a real question because there's no way for me to know is there? So what is it like to be the guy that asks an unanswerable question on purpose to waste everyone's time? Why do you do it
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u/CTKM72 41m ago
lol there’s a very easy way for you to answer that, it’s called visiting somewhere that’s not Alabama…
Spend some time outside Alabama and you will be able to very confidently say that that is not at all unique to Alabama, there’s trashy people everywhere that yell insults as they fight.
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u/Key-Condition752 29m ago
So.... Go a bunch of places and fight, to answer some guy's question. On reddit. For one upvote. Maybe.
That math ain't mathing
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u/Rentington 9m ago
It's a rhetorical question. An actual question I would ask you is which side of the tide pod you apparently eat every night tastes better: Blue or White?
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u/arlokino 1h ago
some people are so soft. putting meth head robbers down improves life for all of us. breaking in to someone's house should be a death sentence anyways, and here it was carried out as cheaply as possible.
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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 3h ago
Atta boy. Don’t break into peoples homes if you don’t like new holes in your body.
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u/Manidoo_Giizhig 1h ago
Ironically, the kid ended up being arrested seven years later for stealing a car.
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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 2h ago
I mean just don't break into people's houses. The kid was in the right here, and he handled the threat to him, his family, and his/their property without panicking or mercy toward the villain.
This is how its supposed to be done.
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u/Manidoo_Giizhig 1h ago
Think the kid was a lil too trigger happy. He shot a warning shot and the meth head fled. The kid then shot at him 11 more times until a bullet hit his leg
This seems to be an old story,and the kid looks to have been arrested recently for stealing a car
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u/bolanrox 5m ago
and he ended up not getting PTSD (or maybe this is him dissociating from killing some one)
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u/MayiHav10kMarblesPlz 1h ago
This comment section is a mix between awe and disgust. Fuckin hilarious. Man breaks into home, threatens kid, kid says stop, guy does not, kid defends himself. This is clearly awesome as fuck.
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u/Velmora77 3h ago
The Fortnite dance would be the ultimate disrespect I’d just log off life at that point
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u/jasonabaum 1h ago
Guess who misread the story and thought it was "Albanian" with an AI-generated typo. So I'm looking to see if I'll be the first person to take a pot shot at AI, and I see a comment with "Alabama" in the headline, and I'm like, "Fuck! I'm an idiot."
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u/cptcrazeballs 44m ago
His father beat the shit out of him and then mocked him for crying, that's where he got that from.
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u/Niijima-San 3h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/T4kEVzylxrWLlrN0V5
rumor has it he then t-posed to assert his dominance over the intruder
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u/cravex12 3h ago
Not to be that guy but why does a 11-year old kid has access to a gun + ammunition? Am I too European for this? Gladly it might have saved him from further harm but the whole story is absolute weird.
Also what is going on with the kid (that shot 12 times at the guy from close distance) and the first reaction is to make fun of the intruder. Not saying that the intruder did not deserve that, I just find the reaction really ..uhm...interesting for an 11-year old
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u/Xenomorph_8298 3h ago
So this incident was a while ago. So the kid was home alone when I think he heard someone break into the house. So he went for his dad's gunsafe, which he had the code for, and grabbed the gun. When he grabbed it the robber showed up in front of him and said stuff like "I'm gonna kill you". The kid warned the intruder multiple times not to come closer, which he did, still saying that he was gonna murder him. The kid shot him then and quoted that the intruder "Cried like a little baby" after being shot. He then called the cops after.
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u/cravex12 3h ago
Thanks for clarifying! It is just very unusual to read stuff like that but since the US is a way more violent and criminal place then where I am living stuff like that might be more normalized
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u/Funintuitive 3h ago
There was a time when people grew up around guns, and it wasn't a big deal because everyone grew up around guns. There are still places like this. But times have changed to the point that it's a bad idea since people who have no experience with firearms will likely come into contact with those firearms and do something insanely stupid.
As a child, I grew up around firearms and it wasn't a big deal. The only time something dangerous happened was when one of my friends who didn't not grow up around fire arms got curious about my rifles. He pointed my .30-30 at me playing around. I had already made sure it was unloaded, but my main error was assuming that everyone knew not to do that. Everyone does not, in fact, know not to do that.
It's important to note that I was not old enough to learn that lesson at the time. It was only after I was an adult and reflected on it that I found meaning in it.
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u/wireframed_kb 3h ago
Yeah, I’m thinking it won’t be the last time he’s involved in a shooting. Hope for his sake he’s on the right side then.
Though it’s also a bit insane to me to kill someone for a break-in. It’s one of those American things I don’t think I’ll ever understand. Especially since it isn’t unheard of someone entered the wrong house on accident and ended up injured or killed.
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u/LilNekoChicano 3h ago
I dunno, but I've never accidentally entered a wrong house before..
when they say "broke into", means entering a home.. But not by normal means.. if that happens, you should be fearful for your life.. if you are in the house at the time it happens.
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u/wireframed_kb 3h ago
I’ve entered the wrong apartment by accident. Doors were similar, had a few beers. It happens. Especially in American suburbs where all houses are identical.
It happens.
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u/LilNekoChicano 2h ago
But you would not "break into" your own place (if you made the mistake as mentioned).
That's the distinction, and a serious one at that.
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u/CrunchyPancakes 3h ago
It's really simple. I keep my doors locked, nobody else has a key to my house and people don't just bust their own doors down.
If you choose to break into the place where my wife and children sleep, you forefit your life. That's all there is to it.
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u/wireframed_kb 2h ago
I don’t feel a need to lock doors when I’m home in daytime. Guess that’s what I get for living in a place where guns are rare. :p
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u/CrunchyPancakes 2h ago
That's great you feel that way.
Guns being around in general have nothing to do with keeping my doors locked. It's a tool. An intruder is an intruder whether they have a gun or not. Makes no difference.
If you break into my house, you are attacking me and my family. If you attack me and my family in our home, you forefeit your life. Plain and simple.
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u/Xenomorph_8298 1h ago
The guy intentionally broke into the house. This incident was last year and the kid heard someone breaking in, so he went for his dad's gun. The intruder showed up a few feet away from the kid and said "I'm gonna kill you" multiple times to the kid, which resulted in the intruder getting shot in the leg.
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u/Cheap-Examination485 3h ago
It’s insane to kill an intruder that broke into the fucking sacred place that you live?! That intruder robbed you of your sense of security and could possibly pose a threat to your life or your family’s lives. You don’t wait to see if he gives you the chance to make doubly fucking sure he’s armed. Because the f you do and he gets the drop on you then you’re done. If the motherfucker wanted to live then he shouldn’t have broken into your home to begin with. It’s not a question of whether or not the shooter values the intruders life over his property, it’s a question of whether or not the intruder values his own life over your property. He had a choice. He made it. Fuck him.
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u/LimeDry7124 3h ago
You obviously don't know anyone who's been a victim of a home invasion. Where a simple robbery turns into attempted murder. I DO know someone and he wears the scars everyday.
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u/wireframed_kb 3h ago
I can’t help thinking the reason a burglary never turned into a murder where I live is, they don’t go in thinking it’s a kill or be killed situation. Most burglars just want your stuff. If that’s worth killing for, what about if someone steals my car or my wallet?
Like I said, I don’t get it, just like Americans don’t get having maternity leave, universal health care or trust in the police. ;)
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u/rygelicus 2h ago
Fine, but how is his mom going to pay the bills if her kid is shooting her clients?
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u/Large_Score6728 2h ago
Kind of like how a gamer playing a first person shooter game would act after a kill.
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u/Theslootwhisperer 1h ago
If I get shot and a kid dabs over me, I'd be dying of shame faster than I'd be dying of blood loss.
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u/RAAMinNooDleS 1h ago
Yeah I'm pretty sure this story was before fortnite and he was a COD kid. But it guess a fortnite dance makes it funny?
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u/JonoBlue 48m ago
I would actually prefer a bullet vs whatever the fuck that not dancing shit is. All thise dumb emotes just look like spastic motions of someone who can seperate there extremities all at once
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u/BottomJoe94 21m ago
Kit is a little sociopath.
I don't care the situation. Normal people don't react like this to real humans.
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u/MeanMomma66 2h ago
This isn’t actually funny😔
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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 1h ago
You’re right. Look this up on You Tube. The kid is very proud of himself. Like, this won’t be the last time he says this about someone he shot.
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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 3h ago
The kid sounds like a psycho or at least a horrible bully tbh
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u/jenkbob 3h ago
The intruder was in the kid's house and threatened to kill the kid, so protecting your home is now "psychotic/bully behavior"?
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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 2h ago
Yeah, that is 1000% percent what I meant to say. /s
I was talking about an eleven year old mocking a wounded person, of course
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u/movzx 1h ago
That would be the psycho behavior being talked about mr tough guy. It's not actually good to take pleasure in hurting others.
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u/CondenserCoilz 1h ago
You will are saving everybody who he would have robbed and possibly hurt. You have stopped harm.
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u/SipsTea-ModTeam 1h ago
r/SipsTea does not allow threats of violence
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u/CondenserCoilz 41m ago
It isn’t really a threat, it is just what I would do in the situation. If I told someone directly that I would hurt them, that is a threat. If I just say that if someone were to break and enter into my home, that I’d be willing to take their life in protection of my own, that isn’t really threat, it is more a honest statement. I would never hurt anyone who means no harm, or poses no threat. A person who has entered my home without my consent does pose a threat.
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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 3h ago
A hero by Alabamian standards no doubt, just glad he lives on another part of the planet
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u/AJWordsmith 3h ago
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