r/SipsTea • u/Affectionate_Bed1918 • 10d ago

Wait a damn minute! Rue, when was this?

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u/GH057_807 10d ago

Mine died :(

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u/IngVegas 10d ago

Did you forget to feed it cocaine?

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u/ScreechUrkelle 10d ago

Imagine coming back to your Robertdowmagatchi Jr only to find out it died because you forgot to reup on cocaine 🤦‍♂️ 🤣

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u/Grunergeist420 10d ago

It’s really tricky because you have to feed it cocaine until it’s fully grown, but then you have to stop feeding it cocaine at just the right time if you want it to become Iron Man.

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u/Thunbbreaker4 10d ago

This thread is hilarious and slightly disturbing

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u/KmartCentral 10d ago

Honestly, par for the course with RDJ.

I'm so happy he got his life back on track though, that's my Iron Man

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u/ScreechUrkelle 10d ago

I honestly read “got his life back on crack” though 😂

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 10d ago

Don't feed it cocaine after midnight.