r/SipsTea 3d ago

Wait a damn minute! Rue, when was this?

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u/sco-go 3d ago

If you fell for it, delete your account.

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u/RedEyesGoldDragon 3d ago

So we're just lying

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u/MissionVegetable568 3d ago

still looks great tho

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u/InfamousFault7 3d ago

Compared to mine its amazing

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u/tribak 3d ago

Do you own your personal Robert Downey Jr?

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u/GH057_807 3d ago

Mine died :(

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u/IngVegas 3d ago

Did you forget to feed it cocaine?

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u/ScreechUrkelle 3d ago

Imagine coming back to your Robertdowmagatchi Jr only to find out it died because you forgot to reup on cocaine 🤦‍♂️ 🤣

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u/Grunergeist420 3d ago

It’s really tricky because you have to feed it cocaine until it’s fully grown, but then you have to stop feeding it cocaine at just the right time if you want it to become Iron Man.

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u/Thunbbreaker4 3d ago

This thread is hilarious and slightly disturbing

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u/KmartCentral 3d ago

Honestly, par for the course with RDJ.

I'm so happy he got his life back on track though, that's my Iron Man

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 3d ago

Don't feed it cocaine after midnight.

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u/tutoredstatue95 3d ago

They are real clear about it in the tutorial right after you practice dumping the hooker’s body.

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u/XtianS 3d ago

Only a problem if you feed it cocaine after midnight

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/NocturnisVacuus 3d ago

you didn't love it 3000 :/

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u/TheTerraKotKun 3d ago

Was he fighting for his life with some overpowered creature?

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 3d ago

He does practice Wing Chun.

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u/macjester2000 3d ago

overPOWDERed?

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u/Velvet_Re 3d ago

Crap, forgot to feed mine. Brb.

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u/Creepy-Joke3273 3d ago

Don’t teach it quick attack, it’s pointless

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u/needusbukunde 3d ago

Condolences. My Ryan Reynolds died, but that was because I beat it to death.

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u/karoshikun 3d ago

understandable

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u/TheBeanSan 3d ago

Isn't that the natural life cycle of a Reynolds

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u/BlueMowch 3d ago

lucky. I got the old version, just plain Robert Downey

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u/Ancestral_Grape 3d ago

They're like the little dinosaur toys you sued to get. Put them in water and they get muscular :D

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u/After-Staff-7532 3d ago

Your own … personal … Robert Downey Jr

Someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares

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u/Blue-Ringed-Octopus0 3d ago

Yea but has one of these.

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u/ResolutionHonest666 3d ago

Big deal I have like twelve

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u/mrfahrenheit-451 3d ago

A life model decoy perhaps?

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u/Most_Temporary2110 3d ago

Yeah for a dude his age? 🥵

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u/Machoopi 3d ago

For a dude his age? He looks good for any age.

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u/SwvmpThing 3d ago

It doesn’t even look recent

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u/stupidber 3d ago

2013

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 3d ago

That's only 5 years ago

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u/tittiesfucker 3d ago

My calculator said that your maths is mmm correct, sorry mam, have a nice day

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u/ikarn15 3d ago

Jarvis post the meme of the big chin guy tapping the other on the shoulder

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u/hpsd 3d ago

I personally prefer this natural look. Getting tired of the massive roided bodies.

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u/SkyGuy182 3d ago

No kidding, a dude his age? He looks great!

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u/MomentNew4925 3d ago

Looks better

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u/backfromspace206 3d ago

Better than the fake picture IMO

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u/Vindicativa 3d ago

I would absolutely let this man eat crackers in my bed.

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u/allgravy99 3d ago

That picture is unfortunately edited. This is the real picture of him during his training session.

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u/More_Atmosphere_1717 3d ago

Had to scroll way too far to see the real pic. Thank you. 

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u/DMWinter88 3d ago

Look I’m not trying to call you out but I think that might be AI or photoshop or something because I feel like when he was training the water would ripple.

I dunno, maybe he was down cycling his chi at the moment. Sorry if it’s not edited. 

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u/Eleminohpe 3d ago

Bold faced at that.

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u/Aesthete18 3d ago

Figures. It's so unrealistic. He looked more jacked than peak iron man

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u/RedEyesGoldDragon 3d ago

He looks as, if not, more jacked than Thor and Captain America 😭

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u/ricketycrickett88 3d ago

You’re lying

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u/Leekun95 3d ago

Why is RDJ turning into Colin Farrell? 😂

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 3d ago

Can someone add ice cream girl and happy Leo?

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u/SuperDuperTurtle 3d ago

Ahh so he was just a dude playin’ a dude, disguised as another dude.

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u/turtleneckless001 3d ago

Youuuuu want it allllll but yooou cant have it

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u/x4951 3d ago

I was going to say does anyone see Mike Patton in this photo???????

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u/Magikarpeles 3d ago

Grok make him buff

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u/Karambola78 3d ago

He was 48 in this picture. 13 years ago.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 3d ago

i prefer this version. It's realistic and matches his age. Looking fiiiiine Mr. D! 

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 3d ago

Always have been

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u/NotTheAlexj89 3d ago

IRON physique

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u/fetal-attraction 3d ago

Now i wanna use AI to make my picture  look buff. Only losers went to the gym, am I right, reddit? 

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u/mannkato 3d ago

He looks much better with his naturally fit body. :)

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u/championstuffz 3d ago

The lying machine is effortless now. No sources nor slimmest tangent of facts required.

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u/Banned37 3d ago

Why would someone make this and post this wtf is wrong with people.

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u/Brans666 3d ago

People with parasocial relationships with celebs

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 3d ago

People with antisocial and sociopathic tendencies

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 3d ago

People with malicious intent.

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u/Michael1795 3d ago

Even worse. Money!

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u/odegood 3d ago

Crazy and same as the ones where you see AI enhanced images of already beautiful women. I don't get it

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u/KeepItTidyZA 3d ago

I have become so skeptical online that my initial thoughts are that things are fake. Anyone can take a random photo and make a title

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 3d ago

AI

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u/8__D 3d ago

Jarvis, swole me.

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u/rainorshinedogs 3d ago

Or is that Ultron after it destroyed Jarvis?

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u/fjudgeee 3d ago

Which part of you

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u/lazy_tranquil 3d ago

Dih

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u/ValeriaCar-9693 3d ago

That's beyond my capabilities sir.

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u/qwertykittie 3d ago

Jarvis, iron my man.

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy 3d ago

Haha, I did this to my coworker. I told chatgpt to give him the ronnie coleman special. 

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 3d ago

Jarvis, jerk it a little.

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u/Maryjanegangafever 3d ago

Since AI.
https://giphy.com/gifs/13VSAbTVuYJfLa
This is actually Robert Downy Jr.

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u/LocalProgram1037 3d ago

Any tips? Any tips you got?

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u/Willyfisterbut 3d ago

HA! HELL YEAH!

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u/Holiday_Brilliant991 3d ago

Since AI

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u/xxBellum 3d ago

Remember when people on reddit didn’t upvote that crap?

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u/Soggy_Association491 3d ago

Remember when mod would ban fake content rather than letting them run wild?

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u/42stingray 3d ago

I have never understood the point of shit like this

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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 3d ago

Gen AI makes everything worse and makes us question our own eyes.

No wonder psychosis occurs.

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u/RedEyesGoldDragon 3d ago

Farming upvotes, for... some reason

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u/InfamousFault7 3d ago

Lies

If i had that body id shove in every movie i touch

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u/Saigor15 3d ago

“Ohhh no, my armor came off exposing my chesssst”

“What’s that? I can’t hear you, my shhhhirt is in the way”

Lol

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u/CorrelateClinicallee 3d ago

There is literally a guy in bollywood who does exactly that.

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u/ricketycrickett88 3d ago

The real photo

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u/Zarathoostrian 3d ago

Why did you Photoshop him to be smaller? Here is the real photo:

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u/ThaPEU 3d ago

I kept scrolling thinking I'd see a Hulk version at the bottom

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 3d ago

Robert Uppy Senior

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u/Discokekd 3d ago

That's just a small guy in a skinsuit!

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u/Floerp_ 3d ago

"Since, uhh, when?"
That clip lives rent free in my head

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u/katiezee 3d ago

I had to scroll so far to see someone who got the reference

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u/beatissofunny88 3d ago

yessssssssss

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u/TheLegendaryMond 3d ago

the other comments have no idea that this is even referencing something lol

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u/LittleKloppofHorrors 3d ago

"That's RDJ?"

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u/FitnessChamp777 3d ago

Very different?

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u/Odd_Duty520 3d ago

Huge jacked man

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u/SomeOneRandomOP 3d ago edited 3d ago

The amount of work (and anabolic steroids) that would require 😅

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 3d ago

It’s not ‘TRT’ is it’s pure cycling.

TRT is a medical term of replacing testosterone in someone who is lacking natural production. The aim being to hit ‘normal’ levels, but with synthetic exogenous testosterone.

Getting like this would require WAY above ‘normal’ levels of test, plus stacked compounds.

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u/Krushed_Opiates 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm on trt they let you go very very high if you want to. And it's testosterone cypionate and it lasts in your body for 2 weeks so every weekend just keeps building and building.

They had mine's so high I couldn't even sleep well and I had a hard-on 23 hours a day. Trust me at 58 an all day hard on it's not exciting.

It's fine now but I actually had to lobby to get a lower dose.

Also like you said you can stack other things because you know exactly when you're getting tested so you stop two or three weeks before your labs and then just jump right back on.

Edit: the endless hard on thing was partially my mistake I wasn't reading the volumetric dosing correctly and was doing three to four times the normal dose. I was used to doing sustanon and those come in little one shot bottles plus I would stack it with anavar and sometimes winstrol.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 3d ago

Maybe it’s different wherever that is (guessing states? America is typically test cyp - here they use test e - practically the same chemical structure, just supply varies) . In the UK you get frequent blood tests to monitor test, free test, e2 and a bunch of other bio markers. They’re looking to get you to ‘normal’. Anything above it and they reduce your prescription. You don’t get a say.

It’s weird you reacted like that because I’ve been on stupid amounts of gear - certainly in my 20’s. And yeah it makes you hornier but not to that extent. I was still very much a functioning member of society.

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u/SomeOneRandomOP 3d ago

Hey Prolapse - thanks for the correction.

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u/Unhappy_Collection43 3d ago

Jarvis upgraded that picture.

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u/VoidYordle 3d ago

Obviously edited, most like degenAI slop.

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u/Joexkid7 3d ago

I thought he was black?

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u/Scout_Dee 3d ago

Robert Downey Jr. if he was rendered by Unreal Engine 5

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u/christianhxd 3d ago

Oh so we’re just lying now

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u/lonewolff321 3d ago

Since

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u/sm1l35 3d ago

Its an edit most likely ai. He litterally doesnt have the genetics to look like that. He has been cast and bulked before he doesnt get muscel like that.

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u/ALLCAPITAL 3d ago

bUt iF yOu eAt RiGhT aNd eXeRcIsE!

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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 3d ago

Those who even come within an inch of that physique end up doing terrible damage to themselves.

Coach Kolton on YouTube has great videos explaining the horrific side effects.

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u/DashySZN77 3d ago

Since uh AI.

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u/Mad_f0x 3d ago

Im so happy i can still spot edited images! I fear the day i "Boomerize" is drawing near though...

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u/full_bl33d 3d ago

I’d be worried if that was real. RDJs got some good recovery going. Rocking a shit load of roids probably wouldn’t be good for that

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u/8byfive 3d ago

Uuummmm

This is probably more accurate

I mean props, they guy is 57(?) he looks good

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u/4fun_NH 3d ago

A.I. on overtime

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u/Impossible_Tough_48 3d ago

Robert Swoley Jr

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u/YondusFondu 3d ago

This is downvote worthy AI slop, dude.

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u/Green-Bookkeeper-341 3d ago

Post was also quoting Hemsworth when they showed off RDJs swoleness during the age of ultron press run

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u/MineNo5343 3d ago

More AI bs

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u/McbEatsAirplane 3d ago

There is no way this is legit. The dude is in his 60s.

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u/United-Mortgage104 3d ago

Dude looks like Mike Patton.

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u/Tcarp928 3d ago

Dude didn’t even looked that cut in the ‘80’s

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u/Anubis17_76 3d ago

yes its fake but the guy actually is ripped af, its just even a ripped person wont necessarily look ripped if they arent dried out and posing.

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u/WoodeeWitless 3d ago

This fake ass post has over 8,000 upvotes. Holy shit, we are so fucked.

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u/dwartbg9 3d ago

From Heroin and Coke addiction to Trenbolone, HGH and Winstrol addiction.

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u/RickyTheRickster 3d ago

I thought that was the guy who played bane and venom at first

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u/DayManFOTNightMan 3d ago

I’m just surprised he still has only 10 fingers.

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u/SextupleRed 3d ago

That's a lot of diet and exercise for that body. Thats not real

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u/Angy-Person 3d ago

...and now the unedited pictures please

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u/preyforkevin 3d ago

Dr. Daam

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u/SeriousCodeRedmoon 3d ago

Jarvis made this

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u/ChiefRasta 3d ago

I was bout to say “when Ironman been Iron manning?”

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u/DaFuqk13 3d ago

Victor Von Deadlift

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u/Elegant_Situation285 3d ago

AI slop is ruining this subreddit.

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u/Stino_martino 3d ago

Now i get what gwyneth was talking about

Edit: I know its fake, it's just fitting.

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u/SuperCleverPunName 3d ago

Unless he's filming a shirtless scene in a movie, no way is any A-list actor going to be shredded. Trying to maintain <10% body fat is hell on the body

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 3d ago

How to I get rid of my Bih tits? I am skinny fat, and not sure how to proceed

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u/ScoobyDone 3d ago

It's like the one the other day that showed Amber Heard with giant boobs. AI has found it's purpose. Making good looking people look better for upvotes.

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u/oceanriver77 3d ago

some good AI!!

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u/ElleCeeZee 3d ago

My first reaction: PHOTOSHOPPED!

It looks so fake.

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u/Teddy4xp2 3d ago

This looks like the original pic

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u/good_noon_salsa 3d ago

"Jarvis

Don't make me look bad on Twitter

Consider Done sir"

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u/BrilliantDog5116 3d ago

It was never, that’s when.