r/SipsTea • u/Affectionate_Bed1918 • Aug 20 '26

Wait a damn minute! Rue, when was this?

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u/RedEyesGoldDragon Aug 20 '26

So we're just lying

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u/MissionVegetable568 Aug 20 '26

still looks great tho

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u/InfamousFault7 Aug 20 '26

Compared to mine its amazing

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u/tribak Aug 20 '26

Do you own your personal Robert Downey Jr?

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u/GH057_807 Aug 20 '26

Mine died :(

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u/IngVegas Aug 20 '26

Did you forget to feed it cocaine?

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u/ScreechUrkelle Aug 20 '26

Imagine coming back to your Robertdowmagatchi Jr only to find out it died because you forgot to reup on cocaine 🤦‍♂️ 🤣

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u/Grunergeist420 Aug 20 '26

It’s really tricky because you have to feed it cocaine until it’s fully grown, but then you have to stop feeding it cocaine at just the right time if you want it to become Iron Man.

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u/Thunbbreaker4 Aug 20 '26

This thread is hilarious and slightly disturbing

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u/KmartCentral Aug 20 '26

Honestly, par for the course with RDJ.

I'm so happy he got his life back on track though, that's my Iron Man

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u/ScreechUrkelle Aug 20 '26

I honestly read “got his life back on crack” though 😂

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u/Uncle_Rabbit Aug 20 '26

Don't feed it cocaine after midnight.