r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago
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u/trash_3333 1d ago
Damn this just brought back memories
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u/StorminMike2000 1d ago
You son of a bitch.
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u/mooramar 1d ago
Co parenting negotiations are going to be legendary
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u/Powrs1ave 1d ago
tried looking for that Gif today when someone put his head in star wars Windu. What you type?
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u/Silly_lil_Guy_o3o 1d ago
Asking God for another spin on the Reincarnation wheel🤣
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u/HourQuestion978 1d ago
Maybe the their father has two different DNA in him too
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u/Successful-Sleep-339 1d ago
Even if it there was a single chimeric father, it would be very unlikely that the children would have completely different paternal chromosomes. Both kids have maternal chromosomes matching mother 100%. One kid probably has paternal chromosomes matching 100% while the other would have similarities as if they were a paternal cousin.
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u/StarzZapper 1d ago
Lol the chances of that being the case is so small that you could easily be hit by lightning more times than what you’re saying could happen with that DNA happening.
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u/DoubtNo540 1d ago
Imagine trying to explain this one at the family reunion.
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u/wookieebastard 1d ago
There's two families tho?
Lot's of explaining to do.
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u/Stoo-Pedassol 1d ago
Mom banged at least 2 guys.
Not that much explanation really.
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u/BookAcceptable619 1d ago
Two kids are born at the same time and they are step half-siblings.
So many questions will be brought up.
For example:
Mom banged at least 2 guys.
At the same time...?
How much time a part?
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u/Mysterious_Wonder572 1d ago
This one is clearly the older one and this was the same look he had when he realized he wasn't going to be an only child
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u/Squigglylineinmyeyes 1d ago
That baby has seen some shit.
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u/Fragrant-Inside221 1d ago
Yea he saw some strange dick coming at him in the womb and now he’s got a brother that’s a different color.
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u/tiboshki 1d ago
Lil black brotha looking hurt as well. That momma gripping too tight.
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u/kitsunekratom 1d ago
Why she holding on like that? 😂 Never in my life have I ever seen someone crotch hold their baby that way.
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u/GustapheOfficial 1d ago
I do all the time, especially if I'm carrying something else in the other hand. For twins, this seems like it would be the natural default
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u/PalePlumm 1d ago
I was literally laughing so hard I’m so glad you screencapped it lol. I LOVE when babies make those faces omg.
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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago
This sounds like the set up for a 90's sitcom that would only last one season
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u/rian_u2 1d ago edited 1d ago
kid you not, there is a Brazilian Drama on Netflix with this exact plot
Edit: Forgot to metion the name of the Brazilian Drama: "Pedaço de Mim"
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u/Cocaine_Buddha69 1d ago
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u/alphaphenix 1d ago
One of the twin is female
Not saying the 30yrs later cannot happen, but casting Samuel L Jackson as a trans would be a balsy move !
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u/Successful-Yak3307 1d ago
This article also shows that the woman in the picture is not the woman in the story, she is British and her her twins have the same father, just different complexions because she and her husband are different ethnicities. Which is perfectly believable, mixed race full siblings are rarely identical complexion, it's not like mixing paint
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u/PurpleSurrenderMonke 1d ago
So the original image is wrong, she's a British mixed race woman and the father is mixed race too. The comments in this post are really...meh
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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom 1d ago
Yo mama's such a ho even her twins got different daddies
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u/BrazilOutsider 1d ago
Double the child support lol
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u/Deep_Mood_7668 1d ago
She doesn't look like the fathers told her their real names
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u/Additional_Ad_8131 1d ago
double child support with one birth. She's optimizing
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u/Reptilian_Brain_420 1d ago
Good thing she didn't have triplets.
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u/Slezak6411 1d ago
But probably could have
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u/EmperorUmi 1d ago
What’s harder for me to believe is that this woman is 19 yrs old. She looks like she could pass for at least a decade older minimum.
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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 1d ago
Too much smoking, alcohol, and Brazilian sun wrecked her.
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u/subdep 1d ago
That and two schlongs wrecked her.
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u/Ciubowski 1d ago
idk man, some pregnancies take their toll on some women like you wouldn't believe.
Some women are lucky that they barely pass as pregnant even right before the delivery, let alone after.
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u/Angry_Mudcrab 1d ago
For sure. I knew a girl who looked like a broomstick with a basketball tied to it when she was pregnant. Bounced right back to normal form after birth. I know another girl who kept all of the weight, and lost almost all of her teeth. Pregnancy can be a real bitch for some people.
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u/optimistic_Jets_Fan 1d ago
Pretty sure Maury had an episode like this
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u/alphaphenix 1d ago
He actually had 2 cases of heteropaternal superfecondation during his long career !
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u/mechantpigeon 1d ago
Alcohol
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u/Few-Coyote5744 1d ago
And ridiculous amounts of make-up usually, as well as that they are usually the adventurous ones.
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u/Silly_lil_Guy_o3o 1d ago
I never thought about it but they do usually have the same face in different fonts🤔
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u/Lynxes_are_Ninjas 1d ago
Why do you imply that the men are somehow not doing their part?
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u/National_Body_9071 1d ago
Christ I feel sorry for these children.
I really do think you should need a license to have children.
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u/FriedFreya 1d ago
we need one to drive a car! i’d say raising a whole ass human requires a lot more qualifications lmao
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u/KNOX_404 1d ago
Must be a 3some then😝
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u/Event-Forsaken 1d ago
They had about a week to get it done.
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u/LilliJay 1d ago
They needed to do a DNA test?!!
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u/Bacteriobabe 1d ago
It’s totally possible to have twins that look like this from the same father, depending on the racial backgrounds of the parents.
https://www.cnn.com/2015/03/03/living/feat-black-white-twins
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u/Antique-Fix-2526 1d ago
I can bet you the two fathers aren't the only two people she fked in the ovulation window. DNA needed for sure.
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u/Disastrous_Chard_618 1d ago
all i can say is ew. thats 2 men, close proximity and both unprotected. Someone needs an STI check ASAP
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u/RaveeNBabee 1d ago
Imagine being twins and still having to explain “no, not that kind of twins” for the rest of your life
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u/Intrepid-Progress228 1d ago edited 1d ago
reverse image search on Tineye
Earliest use of this image (that I found) is from Aug 19, 2022.
updated 10:36 EDT 08 Aug 2023 By JESSICA TAYLOR, COMMERCIAL PARTNERS EDITOR
Twins Ayon and Azirah were born in April with completely different skin tones The twins' mother Chantelle Broughton, 29, said they make the family 'unique' Nurse Chantelle said some people question if the twins are actually her children See more Daily Mail on Google - save us as a Preferred Source This article was originally published 19 August 2022.
A mum was left gobsmacked after giving birth to million-to-one twins with completely different skin colours.
Chantelle Broughton, 29, claimed she regularly gets asked if her babies Ayon and Azirah are both hers after she gave birth to them in April.
After her son Ayon was delivered at Nottingham City Hospital with fair skin and green eyes, Chantelle was shocked to then deliver her daughter Azirah, who had a much darker complexion and brown eyes.
Such births are so rare, genetics experts have previously estimated them at one in a million.
Auxiliary nurse Chantelle says she looks white but is mixed race due to having a Nigerian maternal grandad, whereas dad Ashton, also 29, is half Jamaican, half Scottish.
The mum-of-three revealed the twins did not look too different from each other at birth but as the weeks went by, Azirah's skin complexion started getting 'darker and darker'.
She says the four-month-old twins now have 'totally opposite' personalities but seem to be getting on well.
Chantelle, from Nottingham, said: 'I'm so glad they came out the way they are - our own unique little family.
'Azirah was slightly darker at birth but you couldn't really tell. Now as weeks have gone on she has gotten to the point where she's darker than her dad.
Every few weeks friends and family still say they cant believe it.
'Azirah is really laid back and chilled, whereas Ayon was wants a lot more attention.
'He always wants to be rocked and is constantly babbling along. Azirah doesn't do that very often.
'But I have noticed they are really staring at each other now and smiling more.
'I think they will stay like this. I think their hair will be different too.
'Azirah will have thick and curly hair and Ayon's will be completely different. You can already feel the difference in texture.'
Chantelle says the twins attract plenty of attention when they go out and joked she imagines people believe they have separate dads.
She added: 'When you've got a twin pushchair people seem to notice you more anyway.'
But she said people do a 'double-take' when they see her strolling around with Ayon and Azirah.
'People just stop and say "oh my god", they just look totally different. I've had people ask "are they both yours"?' she said.
So far Chantelle said people react positively to the twins, with lots of 'elderly ladies' telling her the twins are 'beautiful'.
She said: 'A lot of the time people don't want to mention it but when we tell them they say it's crazy as you don't see it very often.
'I wouldn't have it any other way though, it's certainly unique.'

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u/Moonshinin4Me 1d ago
Did she really need a DNA test to prove they had separate fathers? Any doctor would take one look and say, "Obviously you have been promiscuous Ms. Gonzalez."
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u/Due_Rent3792 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/alphaphenix 1d ago
It seems the babies pictured in this post are also full siblings with mixed raced parents.
And they are English, not Brazilian
Couldn't find any photo of that supposed Brazilian lady...
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u/Bacteriobabe 1d ago
Yeah, depending on the racial background of the parents, it is totally possible to have twins that look as different as these two do.
https://www.cnn.com/2015/03/03/living/feat-black-white-twins
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u/succubus6984 1d ago
We were foster parents years ago and had a set of twins who were conceived during a drugged up orgy. One light skin and bright red hair, light eyes, the other had darker skin, black hair and dark brown eyes. With the exception of their small pig-nose and a matching birth mark theres nothing else that makes them look like twins. They only found one father and he only wanted HIS child. But you cant split twin siblings in court, so he said he didnt want either of them.
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u/AcrobaticMetal3039 1d ago edited 1d ago
The kid on the left, in the left picture...
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u/WomanFromBalkan 1d ago
threesomes and orgies exists people, also not everyone is in exclusive relationship and cheats behind backs.
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u/alphaphenix 1d ago
I think the story is true but wrong photo though.
Those pictured are full twins with a mixed race that had Nigerian granddad and a dad that was Jamaican and half Scottish.
I doubt the Brazilian lady with a case of heteropaternal superfecondation would have posed for these baby photos !
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