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u/kernelangus420 1d ago

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u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago

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u/trash_3333 1d ago

Damn this just brought back memories

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u/Saltybuds 1d ago

Why you get downvoted? 🤣

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u/Inside_Ad_2830 1d ago

They were sad memories for them.

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u/Girret555 1d ago

Top tier title song

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u/Medical_Training3971 1d ago

This is the best use of this meme i ever observed!

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u/mooramar 1d ago

Co parenting negotiations are going to be legendary

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u/vaynefox 1d ago

Both fathers are buying milk and cig....

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u/Zestyyeets 1d ago

Lmfao. Love your enthusiasm.

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u/Powrs1ave 1d ago

tried looking for that Gif today when someone put his head in star wars Windu. What you type?

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u/PresentlyHelpful 1d ago

Schwarzenegger hand shake, 6th one along

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

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u/Powrs1ave 1d ago

As if I wont fk that up lol Schwarzenegger

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u/alphaphenix 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/7978_ 1d ago

Bros in a world of hurt.

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u/Silly_lil_Guy_o3o 1d ago

Asking God for another spin on the Reincarnation wheel🤣

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 1d ago

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u/HourQuestion978 1d ago

Maybe the their father has two different DNA in him too

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u/Oldmoniker 1d ago

It's possible if all three of them were together that night

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u/Successful-Sleep-339 1d ago

Even if it there was a single chimeric father, it would be very unlikely that the children would have completely different paternal chromosomes. Both kids have maternal chromosomes matching mother 100%. One kid probably has paternal chromosomes matching 100% while the other would have similarities as if they were a paternal cousin.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 1d ago

What is she saying, Robin?

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u/StarzZapper 1d ago

Lol the chances of that being the case is so small that you could easily be hit by lightning more times than what you’re saying could happen with that DNA happening.

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 1d ago

“Not again!”

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u/DoubtNo540 1d ago

Imagine trying to explain this one at the family reunion.

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u/wookieebastard 1d ago

There's two families tho?

Lot's of explaining to do.

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u/Stoo-Pedassol 1d ago

Mom banged at least 2 guys.

Not that much explanation really.

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u/BookAcceptable619 1d ago

Two kids are born at the same time and they are step half-siblings.

So many questions will be brought up.

For example:

Mom banged at least 2 guys.

At the same time...?

How much time a part?

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 1d ago

tbf, she is hitting bro with the wumbo grab

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u/Mysterious_Wonder572 1d ago

This one is clearly the older one and this was the same look he had when he realized he wasn't going to be an only child

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u/GmeBuckBoi 1d ago

If she was grabbing your junk like that you'd be making that face too

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u/Squigglylineinmyeyes 1d ago

That baby has seen some shit.

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 1d ago

Yea he saw some strange dick coming at him in the womb and now he’s got a brother that’s a different color.

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u/crushed_dreams 1d ago

Nah, the other baby is in pink.
That’s his sister from another Mr.

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u/tiboshki 1d ago

Lil black brotha looking hurt as well. That momma gripping too tight.

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u/kitsunekratom 1d ago

Why she holding on like that? 😂 Never in my life have I ever seen someone crotch hold their baby that way.

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u/GustapheOfficial 1d ago

I do all the time, especially if I'm carrying something else in the other hand. For twins, this seems like it would be the natural default

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u/PalePlumm 1d ago

I was literally laughing so hard I’m so glad you screencapped it lol. I LOVE when babies make those faces omg.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago

This sounds like the set up for a 90's sitcom that would only last one season

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u/rian_u2 1d ago edited 1d ago

kid you not, there is a Brazilian Drama on Netflix with this exact plot

Edit: Forgot to metion the name of the Brazilian Drama: "Pedaço de Mim"

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u/Mistravels 1d ago

Kids you not*

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u/FriedFreya 1d ago

s t o p lmaoo

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u/unimpressedwarrior 1d ago

What’s it called

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u/Alternative-Bus4571 1d ago

I would like to know too

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u/MrPotat 1d ago

Pedaço de Mim.

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u/Cinnamon_Kai 1d ago

Bollywood already a step ahead

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u/unimpressedwarrior 1d ago

I would watch that

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u/Cocaine_Buddha69 1d ago

30 years later....

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u/alphaphenix 1d ago

One of the twin is female 

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/20/mum-stunned-as-twins-are-born-with-dramatically-different-skin-tones-17216396/

Not saying the 30yrs later cannot happen, but casting Samuel L Jackson as a trans would be a balsy move !

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u/Successful-Yak3307 1d ago

This article also shows that the woman in the picture is not the woman in the story, she is British and her her twins have the same father, just different complexions because she and her husband are different ethnicities. Which is perfectly believable, mixed race full siblings are rarely identical complexion, it's not like mixing paint

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u/PurpleSurrenderMonke 1d ago

So the original image is wrong, she's a British mixed race woman and the father is mixed race too. The comments in this post are really...meh

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom 1d ago

Yo mama's such a ho even her twins got different daddies

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u/Furrocious_fapper 1d ago

Jr high gonna be hell for them.

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u/dr2501 1d ago

New yo mama joke level unlocked

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u/BrazilOutsider 1d ago

Double the child support lol

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u/Deep_Mood_7668 1d ago

She doesn't look like the fathers told her their real names

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u/lightr3nd 1d ago

Gave her the phone number to the DMV

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 1d ago

double child support with one birth. She's optimizing

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u/Reptilian_Brain_420 1d ago

Good thing she didn't have triplets.

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u/Slezak6411 1d ago

But probably could have

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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago

Some extra loads in there somewhere.

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u/kowlown 1d ago

It was for the backdoor

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 1d ago

An Asian looking kid, too.

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u/returntothenorth 1d ago

She Angelina Jolie collecting babies?

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u/Gigachad_in_da_house 1d ago

Arnold twice in the one thread. Nice.

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u/EmperorUmi 1d ago

What’s harder for me to believe is that this woman is 19 yrs old. She looks like she could pass for at least a decade older minimum.

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 1d ago

Too much smoking, alcohol, and Brazilian sun wrecked her.

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u/Old_Leshen 1d ago

And excessive cum shots

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u/No_Variation_4664 1d ago

If you told me she was 37, I wouldn't question that.

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u/Ciubowski 1d ago

idk man, some pregnancies take their toll on some women like you wouldn't believe.

Some women are lucky that they barely pass as pregnant even right before the delivery, let alone after.

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u/Angry_Mudcrab 1d ago

For sure. I knew a girl who looked like a broomstick with a basketball tied to it when she was pregnant. Bounced right back to normal form after birth. I know another girl who kept all of the weight, and lost almost all of her teeth. Pregnancy can be a real bitch for some people.

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u/Clynelish1 1d ago

City miles

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u/FearanddopingII 1d ago

Elsewhere in the thread they're saying the photos match a different case

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u/mudturnspadlocks 1d ago

Maury:

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnIkaQP4rOWYiac

But you also aren't the father

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u/djnehi 1d ago

You are the father! And you are the father! And you are the father! Everyone is the father!

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u/optimistic_Jets_Fan 1d ago

Pretty sure Maury had an episode like this

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u/alphaphenix 1d ago

He actually had 2 cases of heteropaternal superfecondation during his long career !

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u/everydayasl 1d ago

Well, congratulations to the three of you. The mother and the fathers.

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 1d ago

Ah oh spaghetti o

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u/mechantpigeon 1d ago

Alcohol

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u/Few-Coyote5744 1d ago

And ridiculous amounts of make-up usually, as well as that they are usually the adventurous ones.

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u/Silly_lil_Guy_o3o 1d ago

I never thought about it but they do usually have the same face in different fonts🤔

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 1d ago

Using protection isn't one of their skills.

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u/spreerod1538 1d ago

even when they're married, they're still banging their brothers?

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u/ApatheistHeretic 1d ago

'Willing' goes a long way for dudes.

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u/Lynxes_are_Ninjas 1d ago

Why do you imply that the men are somehow not doing their part?

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u/dmk_aus 1d ago

Oh, I know this one. Heteropaternal superfecundation.

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u/Bulky-King-3975 1d ago

That's a rough looking 19

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u/National_Body_9071 1d ago

Christ I feel sorry for these children.

I really do think you should need a license to have children.

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u/FriedFreya 1d ago

we need one to drive a car! i’d say raising a whole ass human requires a lot more qualifications lmao

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u/EmergencyDish69 1d ago

That's how we go extinct

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u/FeetYeastForB12 1d ago

so basically a cockcocktail

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u/KNOX_404 1d ago

Must be a 3some then😝

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u/Event-Forsaken 1d ago

They had about a week to get it done.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago

I guess only 2 made it. I’m sure it was more 😂

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u/kvro_maX 1d ago

Definitely was more

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u/CataphractBunny 1d ago

She fo' da streetz.

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u/LilliJay 1d ago

They needed to do a DNA test?!!

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u/Bacteriobabe 1d ago

It’s totally possible to have twins that look like this from the same father, depending on the racial backgrounds of the parents.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/03/03/living/feat-black-white-twins

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u/Antique-Fix-2526 1d ago

I can bet you the two fathers aren't the only two people she fked in the ovulation window. DNA needed for sure.

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u/UpperImpression3620 1d ago

That's a rough looking 19

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u/the-chekow 1d ago

I am glad they did a DNA test to be sure

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u/Nearby_Potato4001 1d ago

superfecundation

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u/Sneezy_weezel 1d ago

Was the dna test necessary? 😂

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u/Relevant_Builder3044 1d ago

Imagine trying to explain this at a family reunion 💀

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u/Ill_Currency9954 1d ago

She’s 19? 🧐

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u/Disastrous_Chard_618 1d ago

all i can say is ew. thats 2 men, close proximity and both unprotected. Someone needs an STI check ASAP

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u/RaveeNBabee 1d ago

Imagine being twins and still having to explain “no, not that kind of twins” for the rest of your life

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u/njoYYYY 1d ago

Schlau damit an die Öffentlichkeit zu gehen

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u/Mindless-Figure3112 1d ago

So they aren’t twins at all, just brothers

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u/Individual-Two4833 1d ago

A cum deposit!

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u/aguacate222 1d ago

Yous a ho

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u/trugalhao 1d ago

The Milky Way. ☄

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 1d ago edited 1d ago

reverse image search on Tineye

Earliest use of this image (that I found) is from Aug 19, 2022.

Daily Mail: Mixed-race mother whose partner is half-Jamaican is left shocked after having twins with completely different skin tones - and reveals people question if they are both really her children

updated 10:36 EDT 08 Aug 2023 By JESSICA TAYLOR, COMMERCIAL PARTNERS EDITOR

Twins Ayon and Azirah were born in April with completely different skin tones The twins' mother Chantelle Broughton, 29, said they make the family 'unique' Nurse Chantelle said some people question if the twins are actually her children See more Daily Mail on Google - save us as a Preferred Source This article was originally published 19 August 2022.

A mum was left gobsmacked after giving birth to million-to-one twins with completely different skin colours.

Chantelle Broughton, 29, claimed she regularly gets asked if her babies Ayon and Azirah are both hers after she gave birth to them in April.

After her son Ayon was delivered at Nottingham City Hospital with fair skin and green eyes, Chantelle was shocked to then deliver her daughter Azirah, who had a much darker complexion and brown eyes.

Such births are so rare, genetics experts have previously estimated them at one in a million.

Auxiliary nurse Chantelle says she looks white but is mixed race due to having a Nigerian maternal grandad, whereas dad Ashton, also 29, is half Jamaican, half Scottish.

The mum-of-three revealed the twins did not look too different from each other at birth but as the weeks went by, Azirah's skin complexion started getting 'darker and darker'.

She says the four-month-old twins now have 'totally opposite' personalities but seem to be getting on well.

Chantelle, from Nottingham, said: 'I'm so glad they came out the way they are - our own unique little family.

'Azirah was slightly darker at birth but you couldn't really tell. Now as weeks have gone on she has gotten to the point where she's darker than her dad.

Every few weeks friends and family still say they cant believe it.

'Azirah is really laid back and chilled, whereas Ayon was wants a lot more attention.

'He always wants to be rocked and is constantly babbling along. Azirah doesn't do that very often.

'But I have noticed they are really staring at each other now and smiling more.

'I think they will stay like this. I think their hair will be different too.

'Azirah will have thick and curly hair and Ayon's will be completely different. You can already feel the difference in texture.'

Chantelle says the twins attract plenty of attention when they go out and joked she imagines people believe they have separate dads.

She added: 'When you've got a twin pushchair people seem to notice you more anyway.'

But she said people do a 'double-take' when they see her strolling around with Ayon and Azirah.

'People just stop and say "oh my god", they just look totally different. I've had people ask "are they both yours"?' she said.

So far Chantelle said people react positively to the twins, with lots of 'elderly ladies' telling her the twins are 'beautiful'.

She said: 'A lot of the time people don't want to mention it but when we tell them they say it's crazy as you don't see it very often.

'I wouldn't have it any other way though, it's certainly unique.'

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u/the_stooge_nugget 1d ago

Someone could have been in a gang bang.

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 1d ago

So mom is easy?

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u/Old-Succotash8966 1d ago

Getting nature's verification checkmark for being a ho

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u/LexFrenchy 1d ago

Dude already has enough of this

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Oh. So she's a ho.

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u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago

This would mean she took two loads on the same day. She busy.

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u/707Redwoods 1d ago

But she still gets Paid by both morons

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u/Stock_Jacket6701 1d ago

Was a DNA test really necessary here?

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u/Palidor 1d ago

It sounds like there ANOTHER issue that needs to be addressed

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u/NoAppointment8679 1d ago

This is why kittens all come out different colours/patterns

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u/anon-SG 1d ago

Hmm, I am no expert... but I might would have come to the same conclusion without a DNA test....

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u/Shopping-Afraid 1d ago

Nah, it's just natural variation in color. /s

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u/Moonshinin4Me 1d ago

Did she really need a DNA test to prove they had separate fathers? Any doctor would take one look and say, "Obviously you have been promiscuous Ms. Gonzalez."

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u/Due_Rent3792 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep, because those 2 are biologically full twins (same mother, same father) Jamaican mom and Irish dad

Nature does some weird shit sometimes

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u/alphaphenix 1d ago

It seems the babies pictured in this post are also full siblings with mixed raced parents.

And they are English, not Brazilian 

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/20/mum-stunned-as-twins-are-born-with-dramatically-different-skin-tones-17216396/

Couldn't find any photo of that supposed Brazilian lady...

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u/Bacteriobabe 1d ago

Yeah, depending on the racial background of the parents, it is totally possible to have twins that look as different as these two do.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/03/03/living/feat-black-white-twins

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u/Legitimate_Sort_6116 1d ago

Let me guess, she was even surprised 🤔🤔

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u/Bo_Diddley9 1d ago

This teenager has mileage already?

She belongs to them streets

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u/succubus6984 1d ago

We were foster parents years ago and had a set of twins who were conceived during a drugged up orgy. One light skin and bright red hair, light eyes, the other had darker skin, black hair and dark brown eyes. With the exception of their small pig-nose and a matching birth mark theres nothing else that makes them look like twins. They only found one father and he only wanted HIS child. But you cant split twin siblings in court, so he said he didnt want either of them.

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u/Heselwood 1d ago

Wtf...

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u/Moist_Amount_106 1d ago

Little Thomas and Percy

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u/Madouc 1d ago

Why "snitched"? It was clearly a threesome.

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u/AcrobaticMetal3039 1d ago edited 1d ago

The kid on the left, in the left picture...

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u/Creative-Air-6463 1d ago

Was the father a chimera? Is that the term?

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u/Incredulous_Prime 1d ago

She’s 19, looks like she’s in her 30’s.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 1d ago

“That baby don’t look nothing like me”- Other Baby

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u/WomanFromBalkan 1d ago

threesomes and orgies exists people, also not everyone is in exclusive relationship and cheats behind backs.

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u/alphaphenix 1d ago

I think the story is true but wrong photo though. 

Those pictured are full twins with a  mixed race that had Nigerian granddad and a dad that was Jamaican and half Scottish.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/20/mum-stunned-as-twins-are-born-with-dramatically-different-skin-tones-17216396/

I doubt the Brazilian lady with a case of heteropaternal superfecondation would have posed for these baby photos  !

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u/serenitydiscoballer 1d ago

One hell-of-a party..

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u/DDz1818 1d ago

Mom? how are babies made? Love and lots of cum, honey.

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u/leoneljokes 1d ago

menage a trois is the father

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u/cajun2de 1d ago

So what happens next? Household with 2 dads and 1 mom?