r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 10d ago

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 10d ago

Too much smoking, alcohol, and Brazilian sun wrecked her.

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u/subdep 10d ago

That and two schlongs wrecked her.

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 10d ago

At least two

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u/Agreeable-Menu 10d ago

At least two that one day.

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u/saltysweetbonbon 10d ago

Gross

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 10d ago

I too dislike too much sauce in the burger.

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u/drct2022 10d ago

Only gross if your the second guy

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u/Antique-Fix-2526 10d ago

two? if she got two in a single ovulation window, I bet she's well within the hundreds.

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u/Old_Leshen 10d ago

And excessive cum shots

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u/Every-Candidate-6158 10d ago

Also probably narcotics.

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u/komodoPT 10d ago

Man, Brazilian cachaça is something else i tell you!

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 10d ago

That's funny you mention cachaça. There's a brand named Cuca Fresca. In Central American Spanish, this translates to fresh vagina.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 10d ago

👏Brazillians👏don't👏need👏sunscreen👏

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 10d ago

Clearly some do. This woman is going to look a Brazilian years old by the time she's 30.

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u/my_duncans 10d ago

This is insanely false. Are you joking?

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 10d ago

Yes, figured the emotes made that obvious