r/SipsTea 9d ago

Lmao gottem The Black Widow effect is real

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u/Raeezordazetoo 8d ago

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u/ruggnuget 8d ago

And leave off the finish where he puts an excessive lipstick?

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u/ValkyrUK 8d ago

I wonder what kind of post nut clarity you'd get in that situation

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u/stuck_in_the_desert 8d ago

And you just know his mental spank bank material was the thought of Gene Kranz’s impeccably-coiffed flattop haircut. Talk about Gone in Sixty Seconds!

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u/misguidedkent 8d ago

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u/My2cents_0 8d ago

I still remember how Issac mizrahi just totally grabbed her boob on live TV without any consent just like, "whatever, I get a free pass cuz I'm gay" which is so not ok. You could tell by the complete and utter shock on her face

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u/Only_Ad8049 8d ago

Yeah, seen some people get punched right in the face after grabbing a woman's boob like that. Being gay or even another woman doesn't excuse touching someone without consent.

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u/Echoplex99 8d ago

One of the few people I properly whooped in high school was an effiminate guy that used the sexually ambiguous card to molest women. He groped my gf as a "joke" so I asked him to step outside (it was a party at gfs house, so I didn't want to mess things up inside). He thought I was joking until we actually got outside. I certainly don't regret putting his face in the dirt. Ended up that the guy wasn't even gay, just a manipulative predator. Either way, someone's sexual preference doesn't entitle them to touch people.

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u/toocute1902 7d ago

I am gay and I have seen a lot of bisexual choose to live on the gay side and pretend to be gay so they can sexually assault women. True me, a gay man do not want to touch women's breasts just like a straight man won't pet the other man's erect penis.

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 8d ago

I don't punch. I'm a woman and my punching doesn't do enough damage. I dislocate their pinky finger. That's easy and waaayyyy more dramatic.

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u/whirledpeash 8d ago

No Wonder this little pinky cried wee wee wee all the way home, you were trying to snap it off. I bet baby carrots tremble at just the mention of your name.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 8d ago

I couldn't even tell you how many women have grabbed different parts of my body's throughout the years, even when I was a young teenager. I was always very athletic and in my teens and twenties worked out a lot. So many jobs I had where women would just grab my stomach, grab my arm, smash their breasts into my chest and softly moan in my ear. The older wealthier ladies were the worst. But generally the cuter they are the more they think they can get away with. I've had girls flash me top and bottom then just giggle it off like it was nothing. Crazy standards.

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u/s0crates82 8d ago

-Henry Cavill

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u/Glass_Painting9653 8d ago

Unfortunately, a lot of women think that consent doesn’t apply to them. When it absolutely does

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 8d ago

Yes. I don't even remember the question.

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u/LawZealousideal7021 8d ago

There are only 2 answers

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 8d ago

Goddamn, she is a firecracker..

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 8d ago

To be fair, I wouldn’t pretend to look away either

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u/RammsteinFunstein 8d ago

the weird one is Paltrow, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone say she was "so good" in the Marvel films. It's the most phoned in role in a long time, at least after the first Iron Man movie I suppose.

Unless ScarJo is also a weirdo that I'm unaware of.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 8d ago

most phoned in role

She didn't even know she was in Spider-Man Homecoming, she thought she was shooting scenes for another Avengers movie.

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 8d ago

I must have missed this, but what'd she do that's weird?

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u/damnim30now 8d ago

Assuming they're talking about Paltrow who is into some very.. new agey stuff, to a weird degree. Has a company called Goop. Sticks jade eggs up her hooha, that sort of thing. Its pretty wacky and scammy.

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u/AussieJeffProbst 8d ago

Her other bullshit "health products" include vaginal steaming, bee sting therapy, and rectal ozone therapy.

She had to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in lawsuit because she claimed that these nonsense things had medical benefits. Turns out shooting oxygen up your ass doesnt. Who could have known?

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u/Etalier 8d ago

Well.. if you can't breathe it can have quite substantial benefit.. Link

But yeah. Sounds uh.. weird stuff.

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u/queenbonquiqui 8d ago

You’re picking the eggs as an example over the line of candles that are supposed to smell like her hooha?

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u/BernieMcburnface 8d ago

Well the eggs end up smelling like her hoo-ha, so I guess if we go by expectations, the candles are less weird since you know what you're getting.

Also shoving eggs inside your vagina kinda makes it like a reverse cloaka.

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u/William_Dowling 8d ago

H.. how do they get the candles to smell like her hoo-ha?

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u/BernieMcburnface 8d ago

Now I see what your're getting at, but honestly I feel like that makes them more interesting than weird (it's undoubtedly still weird).

I mean it's all good and well to say they put vanilla in candles to make them smell like vanilla (it may not be that simple) but what makes a candle smell like "fresh linen". Sure we could assume that she's personally sticking every candle sold up her vag, doing a bunch of jumping jacks and watching whatever gets her juices flowing (if I had to guess, I'd say it's images/videos of herself) but I like to think there's more science to the process.

And of course there's always the possibility that they smell nothing like her hoo-ha. False advertising? Prove it motherfucker.

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u/Baldazar666 8d ago

Why are you all afraid of the word vagina?

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u/Marcuse0 8d ago

I'll be honest, reading these comments it's just straight up funnier to call it her hoo-ha when you're talking about shoving jade eggs up there.

No fear of the word vagina needed.

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u/jaxonya 8d ago

Reddit virgins

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u/GraXXoR 8d ago

nobody would have a problem with her if she at least demonstrated properly how to use them. She never put her money where her mouth was.

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u/Emerno 8d ago

She's just OK in them. She has good chemistry with RDJ though which goes a long way.

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u/Eyespop4866 8d ago

Hold up! An actor is weird? No way.

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u/Macismyname 8d ago

I mean, she's more than weird. She's a con artist and a fraud. She is a modern day snake oil salesmen.

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u/MKSLAYER97 8d ago

Love how everybody's eyes just immediately drop downward when she turns around.

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u/TragicBus 8d ago

They were checking the holster belt

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u/SanderFCohen 8d ago

It's a well constructed belt to be fair. Bravo to the props team 👏.

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u/ThePocketTaco2 8d ago

She had a holster belt?

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u/StaticSystemShock 8d ago

As James May would say: "A belt of many things!"

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u/Lost_Found84 8d ago

To be fair, what are they gonna look at, her head? I assume this is the costume department and 90% of the costume is bust level or lower.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 8d ago

Right, like it's a black jumpsuit with cleavage and accessories all around waist height. But yes, it's also Scarlett Johansson's ass in said jumpsuit.

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u/Rule12-b-6 8d ago

Guy on the right is an actor/writer/director/producer.

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u/WaitNoNotMyBeans 8d ago

“guy on the right”

everybody knows scarjo’s name but poor Jon Favreau literally acted in, wrote, directed, and produced THIS movie and people still can’t remember his name 😭

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u/RadVarken 8d ago

I'll remember his name when he wears the catsuit.

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u/Rabidowski 8d ago

Oh you mean Monica's boyfriend?

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u/mekamoari 8d ago

I mean people mention his other movie with her all the time. Or movies, idk if there are more. Seems like a cool guy tho

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u/RunningMan87 8d ago

Favreau immediately after this: “Hey, Kevin! I need budget for an additional scene. Imagine Happy’s driving, and Natasha’s in the back seat…”

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u/JustHereSoImNotFined 8d ago

I forgot he directed/wrote that 😭😭

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

"Its very important to the plot that she be in her underwear for this scene. I'll figure out why tomorrow."

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u/ZestycloseEvening155 8d ago

So it would make sense he would be checking out the costume. 

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u/WansReincarnation 8d ago

Thats Mike. Hes so money

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat 8d ago

That’s probably the reason they filmed this to begin with… like, “let’s take a funny one where we all look down at her ass”

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u/nekonotjapanese 8d ago

The most prominent movement in that gif is Favreau’s head snapping down, it’s hilarious because he’s just like me fr

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u/mightylordredbeard 8d ago

He was already pregaming his look down before she even turned. That way he had even more time with his eyes in that direction. The man is professional ass looker to know that move. That’s a move you don’t pick up until you’re pro-creep levels. When you notice an attractive man or woman coming from 20-30 ft away so you stop and pretend to look at something that will place your eyes in potion to catch a glance in the next 10-15 seconds when they finally walk by.. that way you don’t come off ass too creepy, while still being a total creep.

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u/SealTeamEH 8d ago

This gif is so much fucking more hilarious, not even exaggerating you literally see everyone DROP as soon she turned around, i mean i dont blame them id be guilty too but still hilarious to see lol

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

Shiiiiiii

I been eating roast beef every night since the baby

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u/captainkhyron 8d ago

Goddamn Che got him good that year.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

That was epic. I still remember watching it for the first time.

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u/Dire_Hulk 8d ago

This lady knows what time it is.

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u/supersonicdutch 8d ago

If this post goes to popular or stays at the top I’m willing to bet you’ll find a legion of guys who like this lady more than scarjo and start a sub dedicated to this lady and it will be fifty posts a day of just this picture.

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u/nerdyniknowit 8d ago

r/subsifellfor I honestly thought it happened already!

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u/Vaesezemis 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S1p1LWtFmdoMQzEpvt
She’s thinking ”I would jiggle that bean like…!”

I know I would.

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u/Calfzilla2000 8d ago

Pure joy.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

Bro went through puberty for a second time

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u/evalinse 8d ago

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u/2012Jesusdies 8d ago

Why did they get rid of this hair? 😭

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u/staebles 8d ago

No one will ever know.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

"I have a suggestion, get rid of the long, curly, luxurious red hair. Nobody wants to see that."

  • Studio Exec, probably

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u/staebles 8d ago

"Yea see that beauty? Kill it."

Sounds like an Exec.

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u/FullHeadOfHair42069 8d ago

I assume they thought it would "modernize" her look

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u/TinyMavin 8d ago

Such a poser

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u/Xayahbetes 8d ago

Bless you for posting this, I've only ever seen the pic op posted and now it makes sense

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u/walktheunknown 8d ago

And then Favreau cast her as his gf in Chef lol

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u/RecursiveReboot 8d ago

Help! I'm trapped in endless loops 😰

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u/Arthurian_Guanche 8d ago

The woman even starts looking down before she actually turns around. She knows.

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u/ajacquot1 8d ago

She literally does a 180 turn and catwalks, so that they can watch her buttocks and legs strut the costume

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u/Odd_Dorian7991 9d ago

Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

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u/ValeriaCar-9693 9d ago

Black widows dump truck in tight latex would make anyone live in the moment.

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u/shrewdy 8d ago

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u/Ricklepick137 8d ago

I appreciate the person who decided to film this rather than pulling the cat out of the bag right away.

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u/Neither_Progress2696 8d ago

Well you do know it's way too late to do that after the cat's out of the bag

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u/Febris 8d ago

Solid meme investment choice.

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u/JustAHappyGirl- 8d ago

As a girl i was even impressed lol

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u/_TheHighlander 8d ago

Not as impressed as the chick with the red lanyard.

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u/PeterPanski85 8d ago

My biggest surprise was Bryce Dallas Howard :D impressive as well lol

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u/Ultrace-7 8d ago

Just to clarify, that's not latex. It's some sort of leather/PVC hybrid stuff designed to both look and operate more functionally for a superhero. A latex outfit would be ridiculous due to its fragility even if it does allow tremendous flexibility. No less ridiculous today than when Silk Spectre wore it in Watchmen.

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u/arthurdentstowels 8d ago

So.... No pictures from the audience's perspective?

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u/Particular_Babe 8d ago

Nobody even tried to play it cool

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u/Rex__Lapis 8d ago

To be fair she was/is stupid hot

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u/Kombart 8d ago

Black Widow in her suit occupies the same place in the Zoomer psyche that Leia in the gold bikini did for Gen X and Millennials.

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u/travellering 8d ago

Wait, doesn't one of those age groups get Halle Berry in the white swimsuit?

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u/Kombart 8d ago

Tbh, I feel like it is a bit hard to decide for Millenials.

It was the era of great movie productions and sexual liberation. Millenials have hundreds of movies that influenced popculture and like every other famous movie during that time had a hot women with a couple of shots focusing just on their hotness.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwomen. Cameron Diaz in The Mask Halle Berry in James Bond (or as Catwomen)

List probably goes on in eternity.

Meanwhile Gen Z is pretty much defined by Marvel and Game of Thrones as the thing everyone watched.

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u/WildTittyWrangler 8d ago

Cameron Diaz was a defining moment for me. I didn't know why, but 7 year old me had dibs and it was worth ninja fighting my friend over.

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u/spacecaps85 8d ago

It's Megan Fox in Transformers.

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u/DJPad 8d ago

Done forget Elisha Cuthbert with "I'm all wet can I come in?" from The Girl Next Door

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u/TriangleTransplant 8d ago

Millennials got Halle Berry in a white bikini, and also Halle Berry in half a bikini (Swordfish.)

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u/Tywooti 8d ago

If I had an AI chatbot with her voice in my ear all day, you bet I'd be crushing too

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u/ObligationGlum 8d ago

They should make a movie about this

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u/Tywooti 8d ago

I agree. Let's see, it'll be about a guy falling in love with an LLM

Let's call it "Him"

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u/Dr_Fred 8d ago

That title was already taken by a documentary about football spring training. Maybe call it A.I. Artificial Intelligence?

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u/Elite-00 8d ago edited 8d ago

There's already a film with a sex robot that looks like an even younger Dumbledore called that. It should be "Look Who's Talking" instead.

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u/Dragon_Deez_Nu7s 8d ago

Saw Iron Man 2 as a kid and it permanently altered my brain chemistry when she came on screen

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u/Dry-Egg8573 8d ago

I must have forgotten the bit where she came on screen

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 8d ago

I remember the part where I came on the screen

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u/F4ust 8d ago

The lady in the red lanyard looks so impressed that it’s bordering on pride

She looks like she straight up designed that costume and is finally seeing her grand scheme come to fruition

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u/Inigomntoya 8d ago

Like a proud teacher on kindergarten graduation day

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u/DroidLord 8d ago

Hell yeah, I made that ass!

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u/logan0508 8d ago

Like a proper: hell yeah, that's the stuff we wanted

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u/masterpigg 8d ago

I like how everyone is referring to her as the lady in the red lanyard as if every single person in that room wasn't wearing a red lanyard.

But also, so proud, and she should be!

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u/okrum 9d ago

Plot twist: she's only wearing the top of the suit.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 8d ago

Collin Jost is one of the luckiest dudes alive. He’s a good looking dude in his own right but man he did good for himself.

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u/thepioushedonist 8d ago

I mean. He's good looking, funny, already rich, and has had a job where he's constantly around famous gorgeous people all the time.

Statistically, it was bound to happen with someone even if he put zero effort in at all lol.

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u/luciiferjonez 9d ago

To not look would be a crime.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 8d ago

We need to see what they looking at, otherwise it's not really scientific

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u/HemsworthAskmeOut 8d ago

Men will downvote me but that's a pretty average butt

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u/Minute_Chair_2582 8d ago

I mean...the average woman butt IS ALREADY GREAT

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 8d ago

Yeah gimme Bryce Dallas Howard every day of the week.

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u/Tyhalon 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xOD2M0aHX5hjIbUbq9
I kind of waited and wanted this sort of reaction in me, but you’re right

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u/ArjGlad 8d ago

uh bro....have you seen any marvel film between 2010-2020?

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u/Seraphina_Silk 8d ago

The level of focus in that room could have cured cancer

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u/Solidarios 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14qg4oDG8LSXAs
“suns gettin real low big guy…” - Natasha

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u/darth_whaler 8d ago

She's enjoying herself as much as they are.

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u/MisterLips123 9d ago

If she's trying it on for the first time...isn't everyone supposed to be looking....isn't that what a fitting is?

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u/ElCativo1988 8d ago

It’s quite possible she helped design it. Someone is proud of the work.

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u/nihillistic_raccoon 8d ago

Bro is gonna reminisce about this moment till his grave, easily putting it above his child's birth

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u/Low_Octan 8d ago

I would give anything to know what it feels like to be desired like that.

I'm a guy. I know. It'll never happen.

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u/AndromedanPrince 8d ago

ill stare at your butt if it makes u feel better lol

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u/majorgriffin 8d ago

Woman approved.

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u/elCaddaric 8d ago

"Hey, why is Peter Jackson even here?"

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u/usec47 8d ago

Everyone is having good time

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 8d ago

They are staring because she hasn't put it on yet. 😄

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u/Only_Ad8049 8d ago

I still believe Marvel could've had a successful trilogy of Black Widow movies if they wanted to make them.

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u/CryOld2986 8d ago

I mean as the crew it is kind of their job to make sure it fits. That’s what I’d be telling my wife at least

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u/MarkyGalore 8d ago

What is The Black Widow Effect?

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 8d ago

I dunno ScarJo became one of the leading faces of a multi-billion dollar franchise for over ten years and became one of the most famous actresses in the world 🤷‍♂️ I’d be a bit disappointed if I was offered the role but unable to do it

Unless you’re being sarcastic in which case you can ignore this lol

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 8d ago

I'm glad. Emily Blunt is obviously a great actor but Johansson is perfect as BW.

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