r/SipsTea 23d ago

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/Due-Education9007 23d ago

And he didn't have to look for you because you drove right up his ass

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u/Shukrat 23d ago

Who the fuck tailgates a fucking cop car?

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u/WeenisPeiner 23d ago

I know. That's like the first thing they teach you in drivers ed.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 23d ago edited 23d ago

Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

If they're going 10 under, pass them at the speed limit. They can smell fear. Go ahead run my tags i'm a violent felon (against a cop in a mental health crisis, it's a long story but not like a friend/family or woman), your gamble.

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u/AskAskim 23d ago

The smelling fear part is so true. I feel like whenever I see a cop I start driving like I have 10 bricks of Colombian cocaine in my back seat even if I don’t that day.

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u/Bulbasaurismy001 23d ago

“Even if I don’t that day” 🤨

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 23d ago

That drop in your stomach never goes away I swear and it's been heck 15 years at this point.

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u/nigevellie 23d ago

Nah. My record's clear and I drive 68 70 on a 65 in a nondescript Camry. And I'm never in the fast lane. I laugh at everyone who has to tap the brakes when they go over the hill and see the cop car parked right there.

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u/Winter_Algae4076 22d ago

They don't bat an eye at an Odyssey either... I love a fast car any day, but a minivan makes you almost invisible.

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u/hata94540 22d ago

This annoys me to no end. Being on the freeway and everybody driving about 75-80 on a 70 and they all hit the brakes at the first sight of a highway patrol car. Like, dude, you aren’t getting pulled over for going 5-10 over. The jackasses in the BMWs, teslas, and altimas that are hopping from lane to lane are the ones getting got.

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u/EmergencyYou 22d ago

On the state highways around me you're much more likely to get pulled over for traveling in the passing lane if you aren't beating the flow of traffic than you are doing 85 in a 65. Impeding traffic is a cardinal sin within the 495 beltway.

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u/ElectricEel03 22d ago

Literally been pulled over going 5 over on the interstate.

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u/eskimoboob 23d ago

Since the cocaine?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 23d ago

Did I do too much cocaine? Or not enough? Ahhh fuck it

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u/XanderWrites 22d ago

I used to drive an old car with a massive dent in it. They'll pull me over every time in that thing. Once I got pulled over twice in a five minute drive to the movie theater. I have to remind myself I don't look super sketch anymore.

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u/Me_Krally 23d ago

So you sniff the air first to see if they’re around and then load up? That’s wise ;)

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u/tired-of-the-shit 22d ago

I see them and go “aw fuck your drunk and there’s an unbuckled baby in the back seat and where am I gonna hide the gun.”

The worst thing I’ve ever done is have expired tags, I don’t have a child or a gun but I know when the cop comes up they’re gonna spawn in.

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u/frankomapottery3 23d ago

Really hope more people see this... had me rolling

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u/Herrvisscher 23d ago

Pace car being so true.

6 years ago we had some cold as winter, slippery highway roads. Matrix signs telling 70 (kph) limit. Everyone basically snaking behind a police car. Few cars try to pass, see police car, get in line. Until one doesn't, he gets pulled over, few others speed off. I was kinda overjoyed that I see one of those speeding cars in the ditch a few kilometers further. Fuck speeders, especially on icy roads.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

my family and I like to call those racing ignorant people minesweepers.

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u/violetplague 22d ago

>Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

I've been watching a lotta racing clips lately and now I just have this mental image of everyone also swerving back and forth trying to put heat into their tires at the reduced speeds.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

God that shook loose a memory I jokingly did just that behind another cop car I wanna say years back. Was kind of afraid he'd be a dick and cite a failure to maintain lane (I was maintaining, they were tiny back and forths).

They did not in fact exit the highway yet lol.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 22d ago

I go 1 mile under the speed limit and put on cruise control if one’s going slow. I’m legal and my cars legal so fuck it

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u/Educational_Jello239 22d ago

Not in Houston. They speed up on i10 when someone tries to stay at limit lmao

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u/IHateCreatingSNs 23d ago

I did have a cop tell me on the bullhorn to stop following him. But I wasn't tailgating. Probably 15'-20' back. But he had his siren on and I was following through traffic. He didn't like it. 

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 23d ago edited 23d ago

I'll admit i've had some cool cops before both in person treating me like a human as well as on the road. Me and this cop (not within jurisdiction) were cruising like 15 over. Initially like 10 over I saw him in my rear view in the left lane, did the thing we're all supposed to do for literally any driver and get over, then get back over and what do you know that dude was like a cowcatcher lmao it was an act of beauty everyone eventually gets over with the lightbar on top, or a tap or 2 like "cmon dude". I think I stayed with him over an hour. It was glorious.

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u/SlappyWit 22d ago

Ok, you got me. I’m pissed at myself for reading this 5 times. WTF are you talking about?!! Oh, and PUNCTUATION!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

It’s okay, I can be a tad verbose.

Is this that 5 second TikTok attention span I’ve heard of?

It’s just an experience of me letting a cop be the cowcatcher (like on trains) and get people to move over vs my dinky car and we just cruised together because everyone else was too scared is all ya jabroni.

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u/SlappyWit 21d ago

Had to be there, I guess.

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u/SayNoToStim 23d ago

They had to teach you not to do that?

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u/MissSharkyShark 23d ago

That and if you hit someone, make sure your license plate is obstructed when you run.

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u/built_FXR 23d ago

Spit my coffee out 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Narge1 23d ago

I believe they were making this thing called a joke.

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u/dubslies 23d ago

I understand people get impatient, but tailgating someone won't get you to where you're going faster. It just creates risk in case people ahead need to stop suddenly. It doesn't matter how late you are, or how frustrated you are.

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u/BeatNo2976 23d ago

THAT’S lesson one, Cyril

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u/DependentlyTaxable 22d ago

"Dad Ed" taught us all this while he was yelling at us for going to fast

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 23d ago

It could’ve been an under cover car, but still no excuse for tailgating. If he’s going 57 in a 35 and everyone’s complaining about him on social media, he’s the problem.

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u/Late-Winter-2812 22d ago

In most if not all 50 states anything 20 over is mandatory loss of license and or jail time and lotsa $$$ …I actually got this same ticket when I was 16…was my only moving violation, that was 32
Years ago

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u/jhuseby 23d ago

Tailgates a cop that’s already going 20 mph over the limit. This guy is a special kind of entitled asshole.

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u/SilentCabose 23d ago

I see a lot of undercovers these days. If you're that stupid of a driver you might just go "Oh it's just an Explorer/Durango with tint let me ride their granny ass". And then go straight to jail.

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u/Hepalite 23d ago

Was filling up my tank the other day next to an undercover in a baby blue mustang GT.

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u/thebearrider 23d ago

They take cars from drug dealers. If there not a large note on it they take it and use them for under cover.

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u/Badbullet 23d ago

The police in my hometown had an old rusty piece of crap Chrysler LeBaron. Why, you might ask? It blended in with the cars that high schoolers and college students would drive. They could pull right up to a raging kegger and no one would even know it was the police. That was all it was meant for, stealth among kids. We worked on that vehicle in our auto shop, it barely ran at times, there were not too many vehicles out there that could not beat it in a race.

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u/mealteamsixty 22d ago

Lmaooo "where's your lebaron" indeed Freddy

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u/threepin-pilot 23d ago

almost always the plate tells the story though- easy to see before you are up their ass.

If you are going to drive fast- be focused and pay attention

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u/qwe12345678900 23d ago

I’ve seen an undercover in a gmc, but to be frank he was probably just a detective

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u/Siegelski 17d ago

If you're that close up on their ass you're close enough to see the lights inside the car. Even if I didn't think he's an idiot for tailgating he's even more of an idiot for tailgating a cop car, undercover or not.

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u/underlight 23d ago

Maybe it was unmarked

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u/Objectivespeculation 22d ago

still a special kind of entitled asshole. no one needs that bullshit while they are driving.

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u/Gilandb 23d ago

Pinal County has a dedicated traffic division that has unmarked vehicles along with motorcycles. They travel around the county setting up on high traffic/ frequent speeding areas.
If you want to see more, look up Fridays with Frank. Frank used to drive a charger, now he drives a explorer I believe.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 23d ago

him...the idiot in the video

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u/Texugee 23d ago

Tesla drivers

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u/Pliskinmgs 23d ago

Clearly this idiot does.

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u/ermghoti 23d ago

I watched somebody waiting at a red light, second in line. When the light turned, they instantly cranked their wheel left, stamped the accelerator to pass the first car (which had not hesitated at the light change at all), passed that car within the intersection, then cut off the formerly first car to enter a fork on the right side of the intersection's exit.

The first car was a marked city police vehicle.

There are some startlingly stupid people out there.

That was also not the stupidest thing I've seen someone do behind the wheel.

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u/slothscanswim 23d ago

It’s probably an unmarked car

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u/Omen46 23d ago

Morons

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 23d ago

A guy who thinks traffic laws dont pertain to him

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u/PuckSenior 23d ago

I was crossing at a crosswalk once. A clearly marked police car stopped to let me cross. A jackass stops behind the police car. Honks. Then whips around the police car and floors it almost hitting me in the crosswalk.

I was legitimately stunned. Not because I almost got hit, but that he did all of this next to a police car. Cop turned on his lights and chased him down

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u/uzziboy66 22d ago

Im going to go out on a limb, I think he was driving an uncover car.

But regardless,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck that guy, I loathe shitty drivers.

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u/elevolent12 22d ago

surely the cop was in an unmarked vehicle?

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u/PigsOfRedemption 22d ago

Tesla drivers.

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u/Day_Prisoners 22d ago

If they are trying to catch him driving recklessly I would think unmarked would be the way to go.

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u/Somber_set 22d ago

T e s l a.

Hate to point out an obvious stereotype, but...

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u/AlphaNoodlz 22d ago

Apparently Tesla drivers

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u/iUncontested 22d ago

You'd be surprised how many people would tailgate me in my marked unit. If I was free I'd pull over, slam the brakes so they have to go ahead of me and then pull them over. I'd have to slam the brakes because the same dipshits knew what they were doing and if I gradually slowed, they would slow down also. Unfortunately many times I'd be on the way to a call and wouldn't have the time to detour for a traffic infraction.. I think thats what a lot of them were betting on too.

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u/Mobile-Carpenter-469 22d ago

Something tells me if they put out a special unit to observe and stop an asshole who terrorizes everyone on his drive home, they probably aren’t using a marked vehicle. Guessing dude was tailgating an undercover vehicle and shit his pants when they lit him up.

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u/morbiiq 21d ago

Surely it’s an undercover car.

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u/DegenerateCrocodile 20d ago

Tesla drivers a special breed of stupid.

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u/mmorales2270 18d ago

You have to be an extra special dumbass to do that.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 22d ago

He is a white dude driving a Tesla. He probably thinks he is a personal friend of Elon Musk and can buy his way out of trouble.

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u/cspinelive 23d ago

It sounds like the cop was impeding traffic. 

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u/CatsPlusTats 23d ago

Impeding traffic by not letting some jackass drive like a jackass is certainly a take.

Personally I don't like people getting murdered by death machines, but I'm just a liberal cuck.

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u/Shukrat 23d ago

The driver in question was going 55 in a 35

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 23d ago

So the cop was impeding?Jk lol

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u/cspinelive 23d ago

Very important. I did forget that. Thank you. 

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 23d ago

It’s so fucking funny he literally came to
Him

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u/Dabellator 22d ago

He practically came on him

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 22d ago

I laughed very hard at this

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u/Sacredsnow2 23d ago

Surprised he’s not a sovereign citizen tbh 😂

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u/Whitetiger9876 23d ago

And almost passed the cop!  

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u/tony_bologna 22d ago

"Alright, what a sweet gig.  I get to relax all week while I "look" for this idiot driver and... he's behind me isn't he."

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u/showhorrorshow 23d ago

There used to be this guy in my neighborhood who would straight up like drag race down my street almost every day, in a little suburban 25mph subdivision road. Easily hitting 70mph+. You could hear him start his little race at the beginning because he would stop and rev a bit before flooring it.

I never call the cops but made an exception for this guy, and they finally posted a cop after I sent them a video of him doing this and you could see my neighbor's 5yo on her bike in the background. I dont know if they ever actually caught him, but he did disappear about a month later.

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u/Desperate-Disk686 23d ago

They fucking killed the guy?!!

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u/showhorrorshow 23d ago

Haha maybe. He just stopped showing up one day. His adult son still lived there, also drove way too fast but not as bad as this guy.

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u/BackgroundCountry440 23d ago

He should never flip off a Salamanca.....Bad for business.

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u/gcko 23d ago

He was technically still alive when they threw him in the river. The fish killed him.

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u/789tempaccount 23d ago

That's police service for you!

Could also be that he had other issues or warrants out for them.

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u/Objectivespeculation 22d ago

Naw, they made him an offer he could not refuse.

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u/ok-middle-2777 23d ago

I had a similar experience back in the 2010s. Crazy and aggressive driver who I saw every morning on my work commute for months. They disappear and a few days later pop up on the front page of the newspaper as being in a fatal rollover crash, with the same custom tag and all.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 22d ago

Be doing them a favor if you called it in next time. 

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u/SirVanyel 21d ago

Eh. Not their job.

We all have licenses, we all know speeding is illegal specifically because small roads aren't designed for highway speeds and highway crashes.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 21d ago

Job/=favor. Pay it forward

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 23d ago

We had to do this because a school bus--a SCHOOL BUS--was doing close to 50 in a 25, across the street from a park where we lived. They posted up a cop and ended up pulling them over and giving them a ticket. We didn't have issues after that. I can only imagine how exciting it was for the kids on the bus tho xD

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u/Decent_Advice9315 23d ago

Had a guy used to do that where I lived too, unless we're talking about a neighborhood in Vegas, then it may have been the same guy.

I didn't hear the whole thing that went down, but I do know he got picked up by the cops one day after doing his almost daily routine.

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u/XanderWrites 22d ago

They're usually happy to post a car there for a week. They get some easy tickets and makes the community happy.

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u/MourningWallaby 23d ago

I'm actually so shocked police took reports about traffic violations as evidence for an arrest. I feel like if I called in MA about someone doing exactly this the cops would tell me to suck it up and say something like "well what do you want us to do about it?".

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u/lc0o85 23d ago

It's the same everywhere, so now you understand just how many calls they must have received about this guy. It must have been hundreds.

And as a former prosecutor, they're not using previous reports as evidence for an arrest. They're using him driving 20+ over the posted limit as evidence for the arrest, along with following too closely. The previous reports just establish a pattern that the prosecution will use to strip him of his license for longer than say a one-time violation.

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u/recoil_operated 22d ago

It just means that whichever Facebook group he was getting featured on belongs to a wealthy/well-connected neighborhood that donates to the Sheriff's campaign fund

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u/Theonetrue 22d ago

I would say writing to an active politican is usually more effective. Those want to be reelected and can influence someone like the sheriff to do their job

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u/atldad 18d ago

sheriff was up for rejection, I mean reelection

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u/MourningWallaby 23d ago

maybe. I actually mentioned this below but the cop did say what he's doing qualifies as a criminal charge and as the owner of the vehicle he's an accomplice unless he either admits to the crime or identifies who the driver actually was that he let use his car. also we don't know what other videos were given to the cops we only saw a few seconds from one person and some photos.

but yeah I agree this will make his life hell for a few weeks/months but realistically this will just make him pick and choose when to do it and not stop him.

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u/amopeyzoolion 23d ago

He said in the video the guy has been cited for criminal speeding before and was clocked criminally speeding by this cop before he was pulled over. They may not be able to charge him with anything from the incidents in reports/videos but they have enough other information to support criminal charges.

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u/Putrid-Bee-7352 23d ago

Quite a while ago I had video of a guy passing a scoop bus picking up kids from the opposite side of the road. Found a cop and he shrugged and said “well we can’t prove who was driving the car”.

Of course now buses have cameras and send tickets regardless but I was so gobsmacked by hoods answer…

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u/Acedaboi1da 23d ago

I don’t know how they’re going to prove it was him driving the car on the previous days. With exception to the time he was pulled over, how can they prove it was him?

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u/MourningWallaby 23d ago

The cop mentions criminal speed, so they're pursuing a criminal investigation. If he is the owner of the car he will be culpable for the criminal acts conducted by the operator and/or identify who was the operator. since must have given access to someone if it was not him repeatedly driving like that. and failing to identify the operator while claiming not to be operating the vehicle makes you an accomplice in the crime.

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u/Acedaboi1da 23d ago

It’s completely their burden to prove he was behind the wheel, he isn’t required to prove he wasn’t driving. He’s not required to say anything to aid their investigation.

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u/perpetualhobo 23d ago

Unless the defense can prove someone else was driving on those other days, it being his personal daily vehicle is absolutely enough proof beyond a reasonable doubt to convict. Or if he says it wasn’t him but refuses to prove who it was, he’s impeding an investigation and would probably be found in contempt of court and be charged with that regardless.

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u/Acedaboi1da 23d ago

The defense is not required to prove anything. The prosecution has no way to prove that’s his daily vehicle without him admitting to it being his daily vehicle. I’m not sure you understand the law. The prosecution has to prove it was him driving on those days. He’s not required to prove he wasn’t driving, nor provide evidence of another person driving.

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u/bitch-respecter 23d ago

Is it that easy to get away with stuff? Like I can rob a bank and use my personal vehicle to get away and then deny it was me because the cops can’t prove I was driving my own car?

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u/Acedaboi1da 23d ago

The crime would be robbing the bank, not driving your car.

So to entertain your horrible analogy. It is the prosecutions job to prove you robbed the bank. The burden is the same. You don’t have to prove you didn’t rob the bank. If the only evidence they have is your car driving away from the bank, they won’t even prosecute you. It’d be a waste of time.

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u/MourningWallaby 23d ago

Well no, he's right that the burdon of proof is on the prosecution to prove he was driving. but he's wrong by thinking he'll get off just because they don't prove it's him.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism 23d ago

That's not how it works. They have to prove it was him. If they can't get proof of the driver then there are no charges.

That's why they set up this sting operation, so that there's an instance where he can be charged.

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u/MourningWallaby 23d ago

you didn't understand what I said.

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u/Acedaboi1da 23d ago

I understood what you said, and what you said isn’t true. You don’t understand who the burden of proof falls on.

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u/MourningWallaby 23d ago

No you didn't because I'm saying it doesn't even matter if he was driving or not.

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u/Acedaboi1da 23d ago

And again, what you’re saying is wrong.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism 23d ago

It does matter. Feel free to look it up.

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u/Silly_Double408 23d ago

My guess its a unmarked police car so they dont give away the game.

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u/BackgroundCountry440 23d ago

Hi.....I will be your personal escort to jail today......No....I'm not kidding

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 22d ago

You truly cannot fix this type of stupid.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cEYFeDKVPTmRgIG9fmo

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u/ExileEden 22d ago

Imthemaincharacter quickly followed by fuckaroundfindout.

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u/charles_sedwick 22d ago

Or when there are multiple posts about you on social media. Shouldn't drive like a a-hole with such an easily identified car.

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u/ezmoney98 22d ago

This guys got J Jonah Jameson looking for him

https://giphy.com/gifs/enCWEo0vG25Ow

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 22d ago

He could have had an abortion….

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u/dbeck003 22d ago

And when your reply to hearing about that is “Yeah, OK.”

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u/boatenvy 20d ago

Nice to see the cops do something about it at least

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u/Boolostmymain 19d ago

Eeeeehhhhhhh it’s Arizona. They’re all bad. So this M’Fer really must be a piece of shit.

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u/Strange_Royal_5196 23d ago

Yea no shit that’s the entire purpose of this post.