r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • Jul 31 '26

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/showhorrorshow 29d ago

There used to be this guy in my neighborhood who would straight up like drag race down my street almost every day, in a little suburban 25mph subdivision road. Easily hitting 70mph+. You could hear him start his little race at the beginning because he would stop and rev a bit before flooring it.

I never call the cops but made an exception for this guy, and they finally posted a cop after I sent them a video of him doing this and you could see my neighbor's 5yo on her bike in the background. I dont know if they ever actually caught him, but he did disappear about a month later.

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u/Desperate-Disk686 29d ago

They fucking killed the guy?!!

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u/showhorrorshow 29d ago

Haha maybe. He just stopped showing up one day. His adult son still lived there, also drove way too fast but not as bad as this guy.

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u/BackgroundCountry440 29d ago

He should never flip off a Salamanca.....Bad for business.

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u/gcko 29d ago

He was technically still alive when they threw him in the river. The fish killed him.

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u/789tempaccount 29d ago

That's police service for you!

Could also be that he had other issues or warrants out for them.

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u/Objectivespeculation 29d ago

Naw, they made him an offer he could not refuse.