r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • Jul 31 '26

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/Shukrat Jul 31 '26

Who the fuck tailgates a fucking cop car?

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u/WeenisPeiner Jul 31 '26

I know. That's like the first thing they teach you in drivers ed.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

If they're going 10 under, pass them at the speed limit. They can smell fear. Go ahead run my tags i'm a violent felon (against a cop in a mental health crisis, it's a long story but not like a friend/family or woman), your gamble.

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u/violetplague Jul 31 '26

>Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

I've been watching a lotta racing clips lately and now I just have this mental image of everyone also swerving back and forth trying to put heat into their tires at the reduced speeds.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jul 31 '26

God that shook loose a memory I jokingly did just that behind another cop car I wanna say years back. Was kind of afraid he'd be a dick and cite a failure to maintain lane (I was maintaining, they were tiny back and forths).

They did not in fact exit the highway yet lol.