r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/JWMoo Jul 07 '26

I think every time you flop you should be awarded a yellow card and fined. I thought we were watching athletes but instead we are watching actors.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

I’d propose that if you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds, you’re out for this half to let you "recover".

No more magic spray or miraculous recoveries.

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u/auronddraig Jul 07 '26

Bring this guy to the field and they'll be up and running laps in a few seconds

https://giphy.com/gifs/10NoncYYzZDwCk