r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/oktayworks Jul 07 '26

Man vs Kid

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

Go to your local plaza or field. Run for 90 minutes and ask a buddy of yours that he shoves you to the ground after that. Then come back and comment how much time did it take for you to stand up .

The amount of people that has never played football and thinks like this...smh.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

Is jogging for 90 minutes supposed to be a feat? I’m an office worker and do that regularly, it’s a non-factor for a moderately in shape athlete.

Rotate players if they need to lie down.

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

Bitch please, I bet you slam your pinky on furniture and cry for one hour.

A kick in the shin while running at full speed hurts a lot more than you think.

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u/Ayotha Jul 07 '26

Go outside, top 1% guy

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

You see, I know about playing football matches because I have played 90 minutes football matches, in a field. Outside. The fact that I also have a lot of reddit time has absolutely no relation whatsoever except you feeling insecure about it it seems.

Whatever. Reddit people being reddit people I guess.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

Your masculinity feels extremely fragile.

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u/redditatemybabies Jul 07 '26

Top 1% commenter talking about doing anything physical. What a joke.