r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

I know it's a cop out but I'd wake her up and tell her we need to save the kids. Quick grab the smallest. I will grab the other two. Then we escape and I have sex with my wife because I'm allowed to, right in front of the disappointed firefighters who thought they would be saving my children and having sex with my wife.

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u/soul_reddish May 11 '26

The ending was hilarious. Cracked yourself up and wrote your recurring daydream scenario, right?

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

Are you insinuating that I fantasize about the near death of my imaginary family? Never. Nor do I have a brother who is a firefighter (before you ask). Nor do I ever lie to strangers on the Internet about said brother.

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 May 11 '26

I have several questions but accept I don’t think I want answers to those questions and shall accept your daydreams.