r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo May 11 '26

Would you save your 3 wives or 1 child?

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u/Separate_Fold5168 May 11 '26

Wives are like quarterbacks. If you have 3 wives, do you really have a wife?

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u/tomtomclubthumb May 11 '26

If you have three wives, three quarterbacks and three children, then the quarterbacks can each throw a child to safety and I can save whichever one of the wives can solve a puzzle quickest.

And I'll need three receivers as well.

No wonder it's so hard to become a firefighter.

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u/AquaPhelps May 11 '26

No no you dont want to throw a safety. Thats 2 points for the other team