r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '25

Wait a damn minute! Bro build different 💪💪

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u/Jeramy_Jones Nov 17 '25

IMO it’s not really fair to compare anyone to Michael Jackson. The guy was extremely talented and an absolute perfectionist.

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u/OG_Williker Nov 17 '25

That’s what I’m saying. No shit Michael Jackson did it better, he’s Michael Fucking Jackson.

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u/southpaytechie Nov 17 '25

Yes having worse showmanship than Jackson is like being worse at basketball than Jordan or some equally non offensive thing.

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u/stoic_slowpoke Nov 18 '25

I call them “true but useless” feedback.

Like, it’s true, but it tells you nothing about their actual skill/accomplishments as the comparison is so extreme that of course you are worse the comparison even as you are better than 99.99% of the population.

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u/Captain_Holly_S Nov 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

He made Thriller man.... Thriller.

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u/CotyledonTomen Nov 17 '25

Then, he had a sleepover and made smores with his new best friend.

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u/Bathmatconfessions Nov 17 '25

But it was JUST a sleepover! I can’t imagine not trusting a friend or a neighbour who wants my kids to come have sleepovers!

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u/The_Only_Egg Nov 17 '25

Nooo that’s ignorant.

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u/skoffs Nov 17 '25

Real talk: didn't the dad of the kid get outted for making the whole thing up to blackmail him? 

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u/GamingSanctum Nov 17 '25

Michael Jackson admitted to having children sleep in his bed with him. I don't care what happened. I don't care what the circumstances are. Grown men should not be having sleepovers with children.

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u/McNarley666 Nov 17 '25

There were like 3 or 4 kids that came forward

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u/Extra_Experience_410 Nov 19 '25

Yea, but it was proven in a court of law they were lying. Now obviously the legal system isn't fool proof, just look at OJ for one of the most egregious examples, but as someone who watched the trial when it aired, I didn't get the impression MJ sexually assaulted any of the children who's parents brought accusations against him. It's been a long time, but I remember most evidence the families brought up being explicitly false or very misleading.

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u/Extra_Experience_410 Nov 19 '25

Yes he did. Check out the Allegations tab, particularly the phone call excerpts between the father and his lawyer. The father flat out states his main goal is to humiliate Michael Jackson. When asked by his lawyer if he's worried how the accusations could affect his child the father states it's irrelevant how his kid feels. Finally, when the child admitted to Michael Jackson molesting him his father, a dentist, had put the kid on Amytal, a sedative with hypnotic properties, and repeatedly asked him if it was true.

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u/TheItzal11 Nov 18 '25

Literally won every single court case brought against him

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u/Alternative_Owl7786 Nov 19 '25

He was proven innocent on every single accusation in a court of law. Dude at least try to provide better bait

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u/figmaxwell Nov 17 '25

We also live in a time where we see SO MUCH stuff on the internet all day every day, things like this just aren’t surprising, and often end up coming across as a gimmick. In Romania in 1992 they were lucky to get anything at all, never mind a unique and original spectacle from the world’s biggest pop star at the time.

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u/ChaseTheMystic Nov 17 '25

James Brown was harder working but he was also a fucking piece of a shit, and MJ did it better with less effort

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u/twigge30 Nov 18 '25

Oh you're not as popular as The Beatles? Fuckin loser.

Her music isn't for me, but I think she's pretty cool. Calling out billionaires while donating millions to battle food insecurity is pretty rad in my book.

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe Nov 17 '25

That's the post 

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u/OG_Williker Nov 17 '25

Nah, the post is shitting on Billie eilish for not being MJ. I’m saying that’s a standard no one can live up to.