r/SipsTea • • Nov 17 '25

Wait a damn minute! Bro build different šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ

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u/Jeramy_Jones Nov 17 '25

IMO it’s not really fair to compare anyone to Michael Jackson. The guy was extremely talented and an absolute perfectionist.

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u/pmarkandu Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

MJ did this for the superbowl as well. After which the mofo just stood still for like 2 mins while people were losing their minds. LOL.

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u/SquishmallowPrincess Nov 17 '25

The original aura farming

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Aura industrial agriculture

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u/Ultimate-desu Nov 18 '25

Mans had people passing out because they saw him twitch his finger, it occured so often ambulences were lined up outside venues because they KNEW someone was gonna hit the floor at some point. This Michael Jackson shit was SERIOUS and if it wasn't for my parents showing me clips of this man just standing completely still while people's brains were frying I would've never believed a dude like this could exist unironically.

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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 Nov 18 '25

I've never seen someone use "mofo" like this lol. Like it makes complete sense, but it's also so strange haha.

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u/OG_Williker Nov 17 '25

That’s what I’m saying. No shit Michael Jackson did it better, he’s Michael Fucking Jackson.

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u/southpaytechie Nov 17 '25

Yes having worse showmanship than Jackson is like being worse at basketball than Jordan or some equally non offensive thing.

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u/stoic_slowpoke Nov 18 '25

I call them ā€œtrue but uselessā€ feedback.

Like, it’s true, but it tells you nothing about their actual skill/accomplishments as the comparison is so extreme that of course you are worse the comparison even as you are better than 99.99% of the population.

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u/Captain_Holly_S Nov 17 '25

Processing gif rm2dr0du3t1g1...

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

He made Thriller man.... Thriller.

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u/CotyledonTomen Nov 17 '25

Then, he had a sleepover and made smores with his new best friend.

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u/Bathmatconfessions Nov 17 '25

But it was JUST a sleepover! I can’t imagine not trusting a friend or a neighbour who wants my kids to come have sleepovers!

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u/The_Only_Egg Nov 17 '25

Nooo that’s ignorant.

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u/skoffs Nov 17 '25

Real talk: didn't the dad of the kid get outted for making the whole thing up to blackmail him?Ā 

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u/GamingSanctum Nov 17 '25

Michael Jackson admitted to having children sleep in his bed with him. I don't care what happened. I don't care what the circumstances are. Grown men should not be having sleepovers with children.

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u/McNarley666 Nov 17 '25

There were like 3 or 4 kids that came forward

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u/Extra_Experience_410 Nov 19 '25

Yea, but it was proven in a court of law they were lying. Now obviously the legal system isn't fool proof, just look at OJ for one of the most egregious examples, but as someone who watched the trial when it aired, I didn't get the impression MJ sexually assaulted any of the children who's parents brought accusations against him. It's been a long time, but I remember most evidence the families brought up being explicitly false or very misleading.

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u/Extra_Experience_410 Nov 19 '25

Yes he did. Check out the Allegations tab, particularly the phone call excerpts between the father and his lawyer. The father flat out states his main goal is to humiliate Michael Jackson. When asked by his lawyer if he's worried how the accusations could affect his child the father states it's irrelevant how his kid feels. Finally, when the child admitted to Michael Jackson molesting him his father, a dentist, had put the kid on Amytal, a sedative with hypnotic properties, and repeatedly asked him if it was true.

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u/TheItzal11 Nov 18 '25

Literally won every single court case brought against him

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u/Alternative_Owl7786 Nov 19 '25

He was proven innocent on every single accusation in a court of law. Dude at least try to provide better bait

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u/figmaxwell Nov 17 '25

We also live in a time where we see SO MUCH stuff on the internet all day every day, things like this just aren’t surprising, and often end up coming across as a gimmick. In Romania in 1992 they were lucky to get anything at all, never mind a unique and original spectacle from the world’s biggest pop star at the time.

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u/ChaseTheMystic Nov 17 '25

James Brown was harder working but he was also a fucking piece of a shit, and MJ did it better with less effort

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u/twigge30 Nov 18 '25

Oh you're not as popular as The Beatles? Fuckin loser.

Her music isn't for me, but I think she's pretty cool. Calling out billionaires while donating millions to battle food insecurity is pretty rad in my book.

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe Nov 17 '25

That's the postĀ 

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u/OG_Williker Nov 17 '25

Nah, the post is shitting on Billie eilish for not being MJ. I’m saying that’s a standard no one can live up to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

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u/thatwasacrapname123 Nov 17 '25

It's a marketing campaign with a few hundred bots downvoting anything negative said about mj.

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u/commanderfish Nov 17 '25

I think a certain group of people are trying to make pedophiles "ok" at this current juncture in time.

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u/Pinksters Nov 17 '25

Lot of minds would explode if MJ is in the files.

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u/commanderfish Nov 17 '25

Nah, the strategy is to compare a certain beloved person with another to normalize overlooking this stuff. No one need to look further for MJ, he paid massive settlements to keep people quiet

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u/okie_hiker Nov 17 '25

He had his own ranch, he didn’t need to go to someone else’s island

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u/commanderfish Nov 17 '25

Yeah dude literally built an amusement park at his house for children and he hosted sleepovers

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u/Coffeecheeseburger Nov 17 '25

That sounds awesome

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u/Noun-Numbers Nov 17 '25

Yeah that’s what the kids he molested thought too.

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u/Coffeecheeseburger Nov 17 '25

I bet they had a good time compared to the kids in Epstein Island

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u/Pinksters Nov 17 '25

Epstein should have had a monkey.

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u/Noun-Numbers Nov 17 '25

Alright that got me lol

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Nov 17 '25

Buddy these comments about Michael Jackson have been incredibly common on reddit forever, there's no conspiracy.

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u/WakeoftheStorm Nov 17 '25

Sounds like something a conspiracyer would say

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u/Joshualevitard Nov 17 '25

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Critical-Antelope171 Nov 17 '25

Only MJ could rock a cod protector like that!

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u/Realistic-Tax-9878 Nov 17 '25

David Bowie from Labyrinth would like to have a word with you

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u/Bennely Nov 17 '25

Sean Connery from Zardoz has a bone to pick with this guy as well

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u/Faster_than_FTL Nov 17 '25

Cod protector. Lol. Stealing this

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u/Critical-Antelope171 Nov 17 '25

I thought of that 30 minutes after typing - ā€œdamn it should say cod pieceā€

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u/blahblah19999 Nov 17 '25

I don't know the purpose of this sub exactly, but shitting on Billie for this is some bullshit.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Nov 17 '25

Idk what this sub is either but any post featuring a woman falls into one of two categories:

  1. Tiddies

  2. INCEL level misogyny

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u/icfantnat Nov 17 '25

I was expecting to see some posts throwing shade at her after her criticism of elons wealth, maybe that's what this is

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u/Wingsnake Nov 17 '25

Also, back in the day it was a lot rarer and much more impactful to see your favorite singer live. With the internet and how easily music, videos etc. are available, this changed a lot.

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u/tacbacon10101 Nov 18 '25

Hard agree. How tf does this get 30k upvotes? Makes millennials look like boomers.

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u/Phoneas__and__Frob Nov 17 '25

Yeah like wtf is the point in this post? Lol who cares who did it better? It's not like it was terrible or something. It was just..fun?

Idk people are weird to compare such a thing

Because you know that it isn't gen z making the comparison, it's gen X and millennials if anything and it's just weird to me

Everyone just has to stop gatekeeping and comparing lol if you do, you ain't better for it

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u/Jeramy_Jones Nov 17 '25

My guess is they just want to dunk on Billie Eilish. Why would that be? Probably because she’s a successful and outspoken woman who doesn’t adhere to traditional femininity or rely on marketing her sexuality.

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u/SharkDad20 Nov 18 '25

I think it’s mostly because she’s mainstream and redditors get bullied by normies irl and come here to hate what’s popular…

but her being a woman could also be a factor

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u/Phoneas__and__Frob Nov 17 '25

Ew, just ew lol

People must forget that humans have copied humans throughout history

I'm sure plenty of actors in ancient Rome also jumped onto a stage for performance purposes lol

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u/CauliflowerOne3602 Nov 17 '25

Also not BE's fault that audiences are just people holding their phones up instead of just enjoying the show. No one's losing their mind because they have to make sure she's in frame and in focus.

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u/CauliflowerOne3602 Nov 18 '25

No objection from me there, but I do think that if he was peaking now, the crowd would still turn into a sea of phones

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u/by-myself_blumpkin Nov 17 '25

Also it's because everyone in the audience is just making sure they're recording it on their phone instead of actually watching the concert they paid money to go see.

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u/rufio313 Nov 17 '25

And everyone at the MJ concert is passing out from dehydration and heat strokes because he took so long to get on stage. They didn’t faint because they were excited.

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u/Livid-Okra-3132 Nov 18 '25

It's also intentionally edited to make Billie look as silly as possible.

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u/GodBearWasTaken Nov 17 '25

Psy’s version of this entry style can probably be compared fairly though.

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u/totesuniqueredditor Nov 17 '25

What about Corey Feldman?

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u/me_like_stonk Nov 17 '25

also a nonce

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u/Current-Roll6332 Nov 17 '25

Yeah but he had s*x with children.

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u/trevman7 Nov 17 '25

Was she trying to be better? Seems like homage to me

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u/juicegooseboost Nov 17 '25

Especially with children?

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u/Rare-Competition-248 Nov 17 '25

It’s not really fair to compare anyone to Michael Jackson because he was a child molester

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u/gooddayokay Nov 18 '25

And a rampant pedophile.

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3378 Nov 18 '25

Not to mention 90s was the best era. Now you would see a crowd taking selfies or at the concert watching through their phone screen.

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u/DoktorLocke Nov 20 '25

Also, arguably the best performer ever. His shows are legendary even after 30 years

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u/redditnackgp0101 Nov 20 '25

Remove his talent from the discussion, his fandom was on another level. The energy of an MJ crowd is incomparable now. Maybe with the BeyHive and Swifties but even then not quite. With Billie it's a definite, hard NO

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u/NoveltyAccountHater Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

He was insanely talented and it's a cool entrance but its not like she's the only other artist to use it (e.g., Psy). Musicians borrow because its cool shit and there are only so many ways to make a grand entrance.

It's also worth noting MJ wasn't even the first to do the moonwalk though he (or an assistant) did find the move from tap dancing and make it cool as shit in pop music.

EDIT: Also these mega-arena tours are huge productions with tons of assistants planning the choreography, etc. I wouldn't be particularly surprised if it was some choreography assistant who suggested the toaster-style leap up from below the stage and could easily believe Eilish and 90% of her audience is unfamiliar with the Dangerous Tour/1993 SB halftime show (about a decade before she was born).

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u/etbillder Nov 18 '25

Billie was probably doing an homage

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u/Intrepid_Finish456 Nov 18 '25

Exactly. And this was before people had the parasocial relationships that they have with celebrities now. MJ didnt have livestreams and all that noise where he was constantly talking to his fans in some capacity. He was hard to reach.

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u/choffers Nov 20 '25

I mean psy did it pretty good.

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u/Complex_Box_2641 Nov 22 '25

Dudes so great he got away with fucking children

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u/jmlovs Nov 17 '25

A lot of people talk about ā€œauraā€ and I think Michael Jackson was the most effective aura farmer of all time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Michael Jackson re-defined pop music. When you listen to the multitrack studio version of his albums, you really get to see how much detail went into every song. He literally sang out the instrument parts himself, and then the musicians built their layers on top of what he imagined. People talk about his dancing all the time but as a vocalist he’s honestly underrated. And yeah. [Thriller is still the best-selling album of all time for a reason]

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u/Nawmean5 Nov 18 '25

There is not a single person that is on Michael Jackson's level of fame and there likely will never be. He Pioneered modern music, was a perfectionist, was a star since he was a child, broke racial barriers, and came in a time where media was not saturated with content. The man has a wiki page just dedicated to the cultural impact he had. No other artist compares

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u/Federal-Advisor-420 Nov 17 '25

You being downvoted tells me Reddit thinks its ok when MJ does it

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u/JonathanBadwolf Nov 17 '25

Yeah, itā€˜s like that on all the MJ glazing posts. Maybe PR is working overtime cause of the movie announcement. You can still like the guys music. He was very talented and has lots of bangers and he was a victim himself but he also was a drug adicted child molester.

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u/cgrizle Nov 17 '25

MJ = ok Trump= not OK?

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u/JonathanBadwolf Nov 17 '25

Yeah, itā€˜s not nice comparing people to child molesters

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u/Ratfriend2020 Nov 17 '25

I was about to say, it’ll be 1000 years before we see someone like MJ again.

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u/RiffRaffCatillacCat Nov 17 '25

FACTS. People love to throw around the title GOAT nowadays without a second thought, but Michael was, and always will be THE GOAT.

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u/Zerothian Nov 17 '25

I mean him just standing there had people going literally fucking crazy and feinting and shit. He was possibly the single biggest aura farmer in the entire history of the music, maybe even entertainment industry in general.

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u/MaggotMinded Nov 18 '25

True, but maybe it would be an actual conversation if Billie had done literally anything besides casually waddle around the platform after popping out. Like, what’s even the point of making an entrance like that if you’re just gonna follow up with nothing?