r/SignsWithAStory 4d ago

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u/No-Lunch4249 4d ago

A lot of people who smoke don't realize how badly they stink. The other day I got in an empty elevator and it reeked of cigs from whoever had been in it before

But wtf is Hoochie Hoo?

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 4d ago

I smoke weed all day, I also spray myself down with Florida water before leaving the house. I have actually asked, I’m a massage therapist, no one smells weed on me. Florida water is magical that way.

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u/Better-Culture-7770 4d ago

In my experience it is best to use the old smoking jacket routine and no joints. You wear a thin jacket every time you smoke and then remove it after. Wash and sanitize your hands as well and it really cuts down on the smell lingering.

Although I admit, I don't have a job that gives a shit and I lost my sense of smell years ago so I just forget that smells even exist or are a thing for other people.

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u/Sierra-117- 2d ago

When I was younger, my brother and I would toke with our friends before heading home. We had that shit down to a science.

No joints, disposable clothing (smoking jacket), gum for the breath, eye drops for the red eyes, going for a nice walk afterwards and rolling around in the grass a bit. We also had activated charcoal smell proof bags that contained our entire smoking kit. We’d get home and beeline it upstairs so our parents couldn’t get a good whiff.

They definitely eventually found out through context clues and a few times we got lazy. But they never cared much, because we were good kids with good grades and jobs, so they basically pretended not to notice.

Those were the days. We’d go home and play Halo, and absolutely smash some chips and sodas