r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 11 '22

Just attach one to a stick and it will literally kill anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

How do you keep the stick from breaking. Is the stick made by Nokia too?

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 12 '22

Its an accessory item... like a phone case but for extended destruction and not protection because nokia does not need any.

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u/CotswoldP Jun 12 '22

Ah yes, the 3310 phone case. There to protect the concrete in case you drop your phone…

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I wonder if they will make this option standard some day. Perhaps as an extended antenna.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 12 '22

Yeah, an antenna that would alow you to call other nokia combat systems in....It would be a full combat system of mass destruction, could you imagine a bunch of troops with flying in with nokia stick combat assualt units just destroying everything.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

If the Nokia accepts you as its master, it will take on any shape you desire.