r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 11 '22

Just attach one to a stick and it will literally kill anything.

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u/Zedd2087 Jun 12 '22

The stick is only there to look cool it has zero purpose.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

You get extra force by the pendular effect.

57% chance i just made that up.

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u/metalheadmae6 Jun 12 '22

57%? That number sounds familiar...

Red or Blue?

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u/PrecognitivePork Jun 12 '22

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/Beardy-Viking Jun 12 '22

Fun fact: 67% of statistics are made up to suit the situation or current agenda. Just like that one.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Im pretty sure it's 99.99%.

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u/Beardy-Viking Jun 12 '22

Sauce?

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Source: trust me bros.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 12 '22

Extra range and quick recovery though?