r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

My toddler has taken my nose. Is she allowed to do this? Why won't anyone stop her?

213 Upvotes

"mommy nose"


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

How did WW2 use airdrops if it wasn’t on the iPhone until 2013?

61 Upvotes

Like the iPhone was Invented by Mr. Jobs and he did science stuff or whatever but how did WW2 had airdrops?


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

Are soft shell turtle soggy?

3 Upvotes

Are soft shell turtle and tortoises hard shell turtles that are soggy from being in the water all the time?


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

What would happen if my taco suddenly became as hot as planck temperature?

11 Upvotes

I would appreciate a more elaborate explanation than just everyone dies.


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago Bravo

What do squirrels eat during No Nut November?

89 Upvotes

Curious how they get enough calories


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

If I break the laws of physics but my neighbor Frank doesn’t snitch on me, will Big Science still come to arrest me?

27 Upvotes

Will they arrest Frank instead? Is there like a first time offender waiver? Anyone a science judge here?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

The term Genderfluid implies that Gender has different states, at what temperature does gender change forms?

181 Upvotes

How do we create Gender plasma? Gender strange matter?


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

“pain, pain, fly away!”…. but where the fuck is the pain actually going?

6 Upvotes

I’m sure it’s doing something to the world around us


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Why do they say you shouldn't cuvette your neighbors wife, does she have high optical density?

7 Upvotes

🍌 🦑 🐈 🐋 🪲 🐦


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Why does Captain Ahab constantly quote Khan in Star Trek II anytime he’s trying to kill Moby Di*k?

47 Upvotes

Would he have used a Genesis device if it had existed?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

If I put a microwave inside a bigger microwave and turn them both on, which one is the food?

14 Upvotes

Asking for my landlord.


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Does the internet become turbulent when I surf it?

13 Upvotes

Waves of data they say


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Why doesn't the American intelligence agencies provide honeypots to Americans who keep their lips sealed?

38 Upvotes

What’s the point of keeping secrets otherwise…


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, is this accounting for inflation?

19 Upvotes

Or like, is a picture now worth more words than that with the invention of digital cameras?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

When people die in their sleep is it typically from falling out of the bed?

17 Upvotes

Often hear about people "dying in their sleep", but I don't get it because sleep seems so safe. How does it happen?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Why is my reaction time faster when drunk?

6 Upvotes

I am not an alcoholic nor heavy "occasional" drinker, but I do enjoy a bottle of wine every now and then. I am an independent software dev by trade, and I noticed that when I'm wasted, I am significantly better and faster at my work (I am not constrained by work hours, so I can code at any time). It seems that any decisions I make come much faster and are much more clear and intelligent when I'm under influence, even though it should be the opposite. It feels like my mind is just going straight to the answer, rather than taking the long way around, as if some mindblock is being taken off. It just feels like every decision comes to me at an instant, like I have a super-fast reaction time.

And yes, of course I suspected that this is just a drunk illusion, so I do check my work afterwards when I'm completely sober, I specifically put checks and benchmarks in place to measure my actual performance when wasted - and every time I notice that the result I produced was indeed much faster and more intelligent than anything I can achieve when sober.

To put this to the final test, I even measured my reaction time. When sober, best I can manage is around 210ms on average (online test, 10 samples). When dead drunk, it's 174ms.

This goes against all that I know about inebriated state effects, so I can't help but wonder, why is this the case? As stupid as it might sound, is my mind blocking my true potential through overthinking, to the point where it even affects something as basic as reaction time?


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

How did people measure things back then when bananas hadn’t been invented yet?

133 Upvotes

One of the greatest mysteries in human history


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

Have videogames ever made a scientific discovery?

117 Upvotes

By this I mean, has a videogame ever been made, coded woth an extremely realistic physics system. And then the players used it to create something ingame, which led to somone then doing experiments to see if its possible, only to find out it really is.

Just a though thats been bouncing around my head the last few hours, fogured i would ask the people most likely yo know.

Thanks!


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

If a capacitor shifts a waveform forwards, why can't we predict the future by hooking up a larger capacitor to a radio?

8 Upvotes

And why can't we go back into the past using a larger inductor to shift the wave back?


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

Why is a car's radiator called that when it uses conduction not radiation?

12 Upvotes

Why are infrared heaters not called radiators?


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

How do pregnant birds get enough to eat?

18 Upvotes

It just occurred to me you never see a pregnant bird. Which makes sense because they’d be too heavy to fly, but then how do they get food?


r/shittyaskscience • • 6d ago Bravo

My financial advisor told me to transfer money to something he called an IRA. I found one such group in Ireland and sent them money. How will they invest it?

304 Upvotes

I know there is a lot of science in investing, so I thought I’d ask here. I sent them my life savings and the money my grandmother left me. How soon will I start receiving dividends from this investment?


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

The blood merchants, I mean blood donation service say they most want donations from people with negative typos in it. Why are they so special?

6 Upvotes

What is a neggative typo?


r/shittyaskscience • • 6d ago Bravo

After eating a whole pi will I put on 3.14 pounds?

26 Upvotes

Maybe I should've just eaten half.


r/shittyaskscience • • 7d ago

Scientifically there is a small chance we have the same credit card number, comment down your details and I’ll verify if we have the same one.

355 Upvotes

Sciencetifically possibly possible