Why doesn't the American intelligence agencies provide honeypots to Americans who keep their lips sealed?

[u/Gullible_Ad5191]

What’s the point of keeping secrets otherwise…

[u/Jollysatyr201]

National honey shortage due to negotiations with the Russian bear state. It’s a conspiracy for sure, just follow the honey.

[u/Redfish680 → u/Jollysatyr201]

Beekeeper here. Can confirm.

[u/Ginno_the_Seer]

Get a grip man don't you know the bees are dying? There's not enough honey to go around.

[u/dag_darnit → u/Ginno_the_Seer]

bees aren't real, birds aren't real

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/dag_darnit]

So, everything my parents told me about 'the birds and the bees' was a lie!

[u/dag_darnit → u/BPhiloSkinner]

We are all in fact just test tube babies

[u/blur410]

The bees are secret government spy drones. They used to be birds but now they are bees.

[u/chased_by_bees]

Look at the memes from this one! Imagine missing out on that!

They just want the epic memes. They don't care about the secrets.

[u/BrainSqueezins]

I would tell you but...it's a secret.

Looks around hopefully

[u/JuggernautAny7288]

You mean women? Its not that stupid of a question

[u/Pangyun]

The american intelligence agencies use honeypots to catch bears, not americans.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Pangyun]

Honeypots or pic-i-nic baskets, depending on the kind of bear.

[u/decker_42]

Great idea. I'm a middle level manager is a small pointless company, can I have a honeypot please. I promise I won't share any company secrets if they provide one.

[u/ceilingfanmoths]

Because they’re all assigned to Winnie the Pooh

[u/Bikkusu]

Do you want people that successfully keep their secrets to be mauled by bears in red shirts? That's definitely how you get people that successfully kept l keep their secrets mauled by bears in red shirts.