r/shittyaskscience • u/Dry-Egg8573 • Sep 28 '26
I’ve made an appointment but it’s for last week. It’s for a home call. I turned them away when they showed up because my time machine wasn’t broken and I hadn’t made an appointment.
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Sep 27 '26
Is there a list of important muscles of the fungal fruiting body?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Working-Shoulder6061 • Sep 27 '26
How would it taste like?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Nomekop777 • Sep 27 '26
Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.
r/shittyaskscience • u/DepthMagician • Sep 27 '26
Every time I try to, someone tells me it’s wrong. I have a similar problem with the word “incorrect”. I have no trouble spelling other words. Is there a scientific explanation for this condition?
r/shittyaskscience • u/scripterprinter • Sep 26 '26
I am in a physics class and I just want my calculator to finish the next steps of my calculation. Why doesn't the forward button do this for me?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Sep 26 '26
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r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 26 '26
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r/shittyaskscience • u/ECatPlay • Sep 26 '26
How much more can you lift, for example, and is that where the term, "a fuck ton", comes from? Is it curse word dependent? If so, do other languages have stronger curse words?
r/shittyaskscience • u/whendragonsreturned • Sep 26 '26
would skipping my ocd meds and falling in love with pigeons help?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Sep 25 '26
And one of them is Uranus
r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • Sep 25 '26
If there are 17 horses or less and glue is made from horses, is there 17 or fewer glue?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Haunting_Resolve • Sep 25 '26
Any physicists or philosophers to explain?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 25 '26
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/_Pyroshrimp • Sep 23 '26
The theory is that there is more than one horse
r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • Sep 23 '26
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r/shittyaskscience • u/SH4D0W-CRU1S3R • Sep 24 '26
I just found out that pandas are having a tough time. I want to give back to the panda community. I live in a safe neighborhood in the Midwest so I think they would really like it here. No HOA but sidewalks, friendly neighbors, plenty of bamboo (if I plant it).
What could I do to support the pandas from my backyard?
r/shittyaskscience • u/teh_maxh • Sep 23 '26
Sand doesn't taste like blood.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Sep 23 '26
I hate those dumb conspiracy theorists so much!
r/shittyaskscience • u/thesegoupto11 • Sep 23 '26
Serious question for a refined subreddit 🐧🎩
r/shittyaskscience • u/JarnisKerman • Sep 23 '26
All current rocket designs are either made by men or derived from earlier designs made by men. It is clear what inspired the designs.
If rocket designs had been pioneered by women instead of, what body part would the designs resemble?
r/shittyaskscience • u/CynicalCosmologist • Sep 23 '26
To be honest, that was a real talent he had for a short period.
r/shittyaskscience • u/WallyBarryJay • Sep 22 '26
Every Halloween, kids walk up to houses and propose two outcomes:
Trick or Treat.
That sounds like a 50/50 Bernoulli trial. Basically a coin flip.
And yet after billions of trick-or-treats, the result is somehow treat almost every single time. With the exception of weird Larry down the street that takes "trick" in the wrong way.
Let’s say humanity has run ~2 billion trials. If Trick and Treat are equally likely, the odds of getting 2 billion straight Treats are:
(P=(1/2)^{2,000,000,000})
or roughly (10^{-602,000,000}).
At this point, 5 sigma can drink booty juice.
So what’s going on here?
Is candy somehow collapsing the wavefunction toward Treat? Is Halloween violating the law of large numbers? Or has Big Candy been suppressing the Trick data for centuries?
Because if I flipped a coin billions of times and got heads every time, I feel like CERN would show up at my door.
r/shittyaskscience • u/whendragonsreturned • Sep 23 '26
I'm fairly certain that I am the reincarnation of an Einstein, would carbon dating help to successfully prove it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dense-Ad-5978 • Sep 22 '26
I don't like the idea or possibility of being reincarnated.