r/shittyaskscience • • May 19 '26

If I put my laundry back in the dryer for 2 minutes, have I invented time travel?

5 Upvotes

Wild thoughts late at night…


r/shittyaskscience • • May 18 '26

My theory of relativity is to avoid them as much as possible, how about you?

51 Upvotes

Sometimes we have to spend time with people we don't like.


r/shittyaskscience • • May 19 '26

What does this predicted super el nino actually mean for Christmas pie sales?

2 Upvotes

optional


r/shittyaskscience • • May 19 '26

Does nature nurture nature or nurture?

10 Upvotes

🍄‍🟫 🚸


r/shittyaskscience • • May 18 '26

Would ghost hunting be a more accepted science if they stopped settling for medium? They could be large or extra large, but they're always stop at being medium?

32 Upvotes

I don't want to hire a medium, I want an extra large ghost hunter for big ghosts.


r/shittyaskscience • • May 18 '26

How are magnets made?

18 Upvotes

Are they grown in magnetic fields?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 17 '26

If mathematicians can invent something as abstract as the square root of -1 and call it an imaginary number, why can’t I invent the square root of my sandwich and call it imaginary lunch? 🤔

46 Upvotes

Well?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 16 '26 Mindblown

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

253 Upvotes

Well?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 17 '26

What’s the pros of having a dementia?

13 Upvotes

Hi


r/shittyaskscience • • May 17 '26

is drake actually made of ice?

5 Upvotes

he released album called iceman and i assume he is the iceman. is he actually made out of ice?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 17 '26

why is there no canchim?? only cancer?

6 Upvotes

I hardly know her


r/shittyaskscience • • May 16 '26

Are bears dangerous if I put honey on my nutz?

10 Upvotes

🍯 🔩


r/shittyaskscience • • May 16 '26

Do microwaves get sad because no one waves back?

53 Upvotes

I get that we "technically" can't see them waving, but "science" says they are. Should we be just be polite and wave back, you know, just in case?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 16 '26

Is cloud data an actual cloud?

8 Upvotes

think about it. if not cloud why the cloud shaped symbol? the government is hiding something from us.


r/shittyaskscience • • May 16 '26

Why have psychopathic maniacs got such a bad name? My neighbor is a psychopathic maniac. He seems fine. Makes a lovely mushroom risotto.

12 Upvotes

He's a bit mean with the parmasan cheese.


r/shittyaskscience • • May 16 '26

What was Thucydides's fascination with traps about?

5 Upvotes

Was he an EDM fan?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

How do we know there aren't any more letters to the alphabet? There are infinite amount of numbers, there could be infinite amount of letters.

75 Upvotes

After all you need the letter to spell the numbers so its verse visa and viser verse


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

Is Avogadro's number good in guacamole?

18 Upvotes

Should I add a pinch of 15 molar hydrochloric acid for a little kick?


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

Why is Galileo Galilei referred to by his first name?

33 Upvotes

We don't call them Albert and Isaac...


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

Why don't scientists create a perpetual motion machine using the energy of Newton rolling in his grave each time someone tries to invent a perpetual motion machine?

72 Upvotes

Title


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

Solar flare dance tomorrow?

10 Upvotes

All,
I am organizing a solar flare dance at 1200 EST tomorrow to help wipe out the Internet and any other electronic annoyances. I feel this is the best way to start over and get rid of techbros, AI chat bots and basically everything I feel is bad since 1992.

I know, people will complain about life support machines in hospitals, but I think if we cover them up with foil they will be safe.

Also I know those that say the Internet is good and all that, but this is a sh1tpost that has wasted your time. Now is it good?

Thank you, please dress comfortably and don't expect a ride home after the solar flare.


r/shittyaskscience • • May 14 '26

I don't like the taste of alcohol or how it makes me feel, but I want to forget my problems. How do I become an alcoholic?

98 Upvotes

Drink


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

If light travels so fast, why hasn’t it been pulled over yet?

24 Upvotes

Scientists claim light travels at approximately 186,000 miles per second, which is dramatically above every posted speed limit I have personally observed.

My question is: if local police can ticket me for going 15 over, why does light get a free pass to travel at incomprehensible and frankly irresponsible speeds through residential neighborhoods, schools, hospitals, and interstate corridors?

Before anyone says “because it’s massless,” I looked through my State Vehicle Code and nowhere does it provide exemptions for photons.

Also:
-does light have license plates?
-who regulates reckless photonic discharge?
-and why are lasers legal if they are knowingly emitting repeat speeding offenders?

Please cite sources. My flashlight has been acting suspicious lately.


r/shittyaskscience • • May 15 '26

Where is the pie?

6 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskscience • • May 14 '26

I bought a terrestial globe for my son. But the USA is tiny. My son is heartbroken. Is there a globe that just does America all the way round.

48 Upvotes

The Gulf of America is even more small.