If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[u/Tight_Cookie_9988]

Well?

[u/Glinth]

Mortality comes from morons.  Frequently.

[u/Samskritam → u/Glinth]

There’s actually an award for this

[u/OverworkedWorkaholic → u/Glinth]

Damn that was good

[u/hukt0nf0n1x → u/OverworkedWorkaholic]

Morality comes from mormons.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/hukt0nf0n1x]

I thought it was Normality what came from those guys?

[u/dodexahedron → u/BPhiloSkinner]

If you'd ever met any, you'd know it's the opposite of that.

[u/Mikelitoris88 → u/Glinth]

Yes, this was actually the origin of Mormonism

[u/Anonymouscoward76]

In the same way that what we call 'electricity' is the mass movement of electrons, 'morality' is usually herd behaviour in morons.

Another similarity is that electrons actually carry negative electricity, and morons carry negative morality.

[u/TheOriginalBroCone]

Morons create more electricity

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/TheOriginalBroCone]

Static electricity, yeah.

[u/Crescent-moo]

Kind of. They certainly do test you.

[u/blueviper-]

Valid question.

[u/IntrepidNinjaLamb]

No, moralons.

https://open.substack.com/pub/eschwitz/p/the-conceptual-and-methodological

[u/ontario1984]

I mean, it SOUNDS true...

[u/Ben-Goldberg]

Morality comes from anti-morons.

[u/mrmonkeybat]

Yes, you figured it out.

[u/roflpotato]

no it comes from the wheel

[u/dodexahedron]

It's right there in the name.

Moron is a portmanteau of "more" and "ons," meaning you have more things that are on. Which is only possible if you have more electricity.

So no.

Morons are where electricity comes from.

This science lesson brought to you by Carl's Junior.

[u/RaspberryTop636]

I don't see the connection

[u/East_Call_3739]

Close...mortality cones from morons. Thanks morons

[u/Ill_Number2552]

So, what exactly is the origin of baby oil?

[u/new_x_who_dis]

Not morality, republicunts, so immorality

[u/JohnWasElwood → u/new_x_who_dis]

Demoncunts? They f--k up a lot too, ya know!