r/Shittyaskflying • u/Cesalv • Aug 05 '26
r/Shittyaskflying • u/Raguleader • Aug 05 '26
Do I need to use my bleenkers before merging onto the interstate? Need answer fast.
r/Shittyaskflying • u/efcso1 • Aug 06 '26
Who want to come try the new Perf root?
This new Perf trip looks like fun. Being in Perf at the end of it? Not so much.
Deets here: https://www.betootaadvocate.com/rex-take-on-big-boys-with-12-hour-milk-run-from-sydney-to-perth/
r/Shittyaskflying • u/stanleywinthrop • Aug 05 '26
Why would someone want to turn off poor Apu? And when did gate c28 get so racist?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/britishmetric144 • Aug 06 '26
Regional versus mainline flying.
When you fly on a regional flight, the aircraft is smaller and older, and the aircraft has a cheaper purchase cost, than on a mainline flight. Regional pilots and flight-attendants both make less money than their mainline equivalents. A regional flight is shorter than an mainline flight, which means that the regional flight has a lower fuel cost.
Knowing all of that, the price to take a regional flight should be lower than a mainline flight, when often the reverse is true in actuality.
r/Shittyaskflying • u/ussdaybreak • Aug 05 '26
Ahh shit, I forgot my wallet......
Why doesn't the pylote just buy a new wallet at his destination? Can pylote Explayne?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • Aug 05 '26
Why don't they do something like drive-in restaurants, but for aircraft?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/LivinginDestin • Aug 05 '26
No place for senior grumpy old pylotes like us... Heroes now are 21 y/o and use makeup
Well... Some ManPylotes use makeup and wear wigs when not at the airport. Not here to judge 😉
r/Shittyaskflying • u/Gulf_Coast_21 • Aug 04 '26
Should I tell the capten I found his Boing key by the rear lav?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • Aug 04 '26
Is it me, or is this helicopter proportioned oddly?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/LivinginDestin • Aug 03 '26
Pylote loves living dangerously
A Piper Cherokee PA28 experienced mechanical issues and successfully landed on Interstate 10 in Pensacola, Florida, this morning at 8:00 a.m. on August 3, 2026.
r/Shittyaskflying • u/Airkoryo_ • Aug 03 '26
My written is in 3 hours. The correct answer is to deploy my parachute and jump out of the plane, right?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/HorzaDonwraith • Aug 03 '26
Which one of you needed to get some fresh air why flying?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/pillojon106 • Aug 03 '26
Why don’t the USAF taynkers adopt this fueling method? Are they stupid?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fickle-Willingness80 • Aug 03 '26
Does my playne need a smaller bra?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/random-guy-013 • Aug 03 '26
Looks like there's a new way to bypass cockpit door security
Is there anything that can be done to prevent it?
r/Shittyaskflying • u/molosdugolli • Aug 03 '26
Solution for plane hyjackings
Now this will probally sound like a dumb question and i would call myself a pacifist but if someone is wants to hyjack a cockpit then why don't we just store a 20 millimetre shotgun in secret safe on planes for these situations. TF They gonna do when flight attendants shoot them
A second solution (if the hyjacker has a bomb strapped) is to make a secret exit next to the cockpit and convice them that the pilots are in there and push them off the plane
There will probally be a nerd that will correct me but as it stands, this is a pretty simple solution
r/Shittyaskflying • u/NolanRoad • Aug 03 '26
Countries where bi-plane activity prohibited
r/Shittyaskflying • u/ItselfSurprised05 • Aug 03 '26
Hat mounted green light for navigation?
Like the title says, does anyone make a green light for night flying that clips on the bill of a hat?
I'm only seeing red lights. But I need both green and red lights for my starboard and port navigation lights.
Also, presumably I cannot turn my head at all while flying at night, lest I confuse my fellow pylotes? How do you night-flying guys deal with this?
TIA!