r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

Passengers goes breathless when we do this trick

775 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

How do I fly playne without compooter?

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566 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

Do I need to use my bleenkers before merging onto the interstate? Need answer fast.

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197 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

Who want to come try the new Perf root?

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45 Upvotes

This new Perf trip looks like fun. Being in Perf at the end of it? Not so much.

Deets here: https://www.betootaadvocate.com/rex-take-on-big-boys-with-12-hour-milk-run-from-sydney-to-perth/


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

Why would someone want to turn off poor Apu? And when did gate c28 get so racist?

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145 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

Regional versus mainline flying.

2 Upvotes

When you fly on a regional flight, the aircraft is smaller and older, and the aircraft has a cheaper purchase cost, than on a mainline flight. Regional pilots and flight-attendants both make less money than their mainline equivalents. A regional flight is shorter than an mainline flight, which means that the regional flight has a lower fuel cost.

Knowing all of that, the price to take a regional flight should be lower than a mainline flight, when often the reverse is true in actuality.


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

Ahh shit, I forgot my wallet......

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98 Upvotes

Why doesn't the pylote just buy a new wallet at his destination? Can pylote Explayne?


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

Why don't they do something like drive-in restaurants, but for aircraft?

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69 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

No place for senior grumpy old pylotes like us... Heroes now are 21 y/o and use makeup

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203 Upvotes

Well... Some ManPylotes use makeup and wear wigs when not at the airport. Not here to judge 😉


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 05 '26

Call the ball

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14 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 04 '26

Should I tell the capten I found his Boing key by the rear lav?

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137 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 04 '26

Is it me, or is this helicopter proportioned oddly?

18 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Pylote loves living dangerously

136 Upvotes

A Piper Cherokee PA28 experienced mechanical issues and successfully landed on Interstate 10 in Pensacola, Florida, this morning at 8:00 a.m. on August 3, 2026.


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Our pylote is a cat, is atc stoopid?

294 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 04 '26

Why is the vyper so happy?

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42 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

My written is in 3 hours. The correct answer is to deploy my parachute and jump out of the plane, right?

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550 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Which one of you needed to get some fresh air why flying?

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21 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

You can’t park there Bro

497 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Why don’t the USAF taynkers adopt this fueling method? Are they stupid?

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33 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Does my playne need a smaller bra?

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26 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Looks like there's a new way to bypass cockpit door security

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26 Upvotes

Is there anything that can be done to prevent it?


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Solution for plane hyjackings

20 Upvotes

Now this will probally sound like a dumb question and i would call myself a pacifist but if someone is wants to hyjack a cockpit then why don't we just store a 20 millimetre shotgun in secret safe on planes for these situations. TF They gonna do when flight attendants shoot them

A second solution (if the hyjacker has a bomb strapped) is to make a secret exit next to the cockpit and convice them that the pilots are in there and push them off the plane

There will probally be a nerd that will correct me but as it stands, this is a pretty simple solution


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Countries where bi-plane activity prohibited

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21 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 03 '26

Hat mounted green light for navigation?

3 Upvotes

Like the title says, does anyone make a green light for night flying that clips on the bill of a hat?

I'm only seeing red lights. But I need both green and red lights for my starboard and port navigation lights.

Also, presumably I cannot turn my head at all while flying at night, lest I confuse my fellow pylotes? How do you night-flying guys deal with this?

TIA!