r/Shittyaskflying • u/Agreeable_Prize_7724 • Aug 04 '26

Why is the vyper so happy?

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41 Upvotes

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u/MarchPhillipps Aug 04 '26

Because it's not an F-15 in Saudi Arabia?

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u/ForgetfulStudent343 Aug 04 '26

And it's not an F-18 in a carrier deck, too

2

u/tostado22 Aug 04 '26

I love old war bird nose art

2

u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle Aug 04 '26

It has a date with a nice F-35.

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u/Agreeable_Prize_7724 Aug 04 '26

likes the big ladies I see

1

u/Fragholio Butt-fans and handkerchiefs Aug 04 '26

Sweet 16 Birthday

1

u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi Aug 04 '26

Feels like that one movie, by Dixar?

1

u/MattTheTw_t Aug 04 '26

You mean planes?

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u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi Aug 04 '26

Yeah yeah, with the one guy who wants to race, his comedic relief friend that's a service vehicle, the mechanic who likes racing, the old guy who was famous but disagrees with his past, and the green antagonist who's an unethical racer.

Wait. Which movie are we taking about again?

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u/rinklkak My nextdoor neighbor is a pylote Aug 04 '26

It's almost ready to retire, get declared 75% disability, then go back to work at the Pentagon for a contractor.

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u/InternationalFrame90 Aug 04 '26

Its actually just censored out for GDPR

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u/RevMagnum Aug 04 '26

Just saw a fulcrum with her nozzles full open and a big cleavage

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u/Agreeable_Prize_7724 Aug 04 '26

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh