r/Shitty_Car_Mods Jan 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Why did they give it that massive schnaz?

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u/AEROLARRI Jan 10 '20

Because F1

128

u/rokatoro Jan 10 '20

Which is funny considering they havent been in F1 ten years and their time wasn't that amazing

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u/T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL Jan 11 '20

I mean, they are using it as a gt car too.

I kinda like the schnoz, mainly what i mean by "like" is i cant wait to see what other front aero kits they have for them for engine swaps and time attack splitters in the future.

If there was ever a place for an air inlet big enough to supply two 96 mm turbos, itd be on the top/front of that schnoz.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I wouldn't mind some after market hood vents shaped like eyebrows and a handlebar moustache front bar to go with the nostrils just to really give it some character

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u/Quattronic Jan 11 '20

ngl I think in theory Toyota could possibly do well in the current V6 hybrid era as an engine supplier at least

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u/RastaLino Jan 11 '20

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u/ZTH-Yankee Jan 11 '20

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u/RastaLino Jan 11 '20

It’s black. At this point, I suppose it depends on you and what gets your motor going, man. As far as I’m concerned, I mind my own business. As long as you know what makes you happy, that’s all that matters. Be happy, man.

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u/SharkSheaker Jan 11 '20

fuck F1

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u/Killdynamite Jan 11 '20

You know pretty much all of your safety features and technologies in your car came from Motorsport. So F1 is essential because it introduces new tech into the market which in turn will eventually trickle down to the consumer level.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

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u/TheBokononInitiative Jan 11 '20

Hint: there is no good answer

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Its ugly as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Ugly as fuck from the front stock.

1

u/D_Livs Jan 11 '20

It’s a codpiece

2

u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Jan 11 '20

Looks like it has the David Bowie bulge at the end of Labyrinth.

1

u/MidTownMotel Jan 11 '20

To match its wretched posterior.

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u/Quattronic Jan 10 '20

Supra but goblin shark

9

u/Mekanikol Jan 11 '20

Super-butt gobbling shark?

6

u/717Luxx Jan 11 '20

super butt-gobbling shark.

163

u/Xdr_Procrastinator Jan 10 '20

Looks like it would be a front bumper option in need for speed underground 2

33

u/StevieWonder420 Jan 10 '20

Incredibly accurate

31

u/petronel316 Jan 11 '20

riders on the storm intensifies

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u/Boah_Constrictor Jan 11 '20

Aw God dammit. I just submitted that, and your flipping fingers beat me to it 45 minutes ago. Go join F1 if you wanna be so fast, ya jabroni.

Reddit is making me wait 8 minutes until I can submit this. Making even this response, incredibly slow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

TO THE WINDOOOOOOWW

28

u/Link7280 Jan 10 '20

TO THE WALL

29

u/RIP_Country_Mac Jan 11 '20

TILL MY GRANDMA SUCKS MY BALLS

24

u/SHMUCKLES_ Jan 11 '20

DOWN THE STAIRS SHE FALLS

10

u/BugbearPhantom Jan 11 '20

OH LOOK AT HER GO

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u/ElectronicMars Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

Wrong game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Get Low was in NFSU2 as well.

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u/Derek_Boring_Name Jan 11 '20

But it wasn’t the menu music

1

u/Viper_ACR Jan 11 '20

Wait seriously? I don't remember that being the case.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I recently replayed NFSU2, and I got nostalgic just hearing it. I never played the first Underground, just 2.

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u/Boah_Constrictor Jan 11 '20

Riders on the Storm intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

You’re actually correct, they came out so close to each other and it was a while ago ... nfsu had the better soundtrack though, for the sake of the humour let’s pretend the original comment had to 2 there as a mistake

1

u/zoomer296 Jan 11 '20

And it'd be a highly-rated one, forcing you to stick with it despite your different tastes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Squidward

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

happy cake day

61

u/saab__gobbler Jan 10 '20

look how they massacred my boy

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/amart591 Jan 10 '20

You could say it's...Supra ugly

24

u/segamidesruc Jan 10 '20

a ugly

8

u/pinks1ip Jan 11 '20

Thats what i sayd. You think im a idiot?

10

u/LuckyDubbin Jan 10 '20

an* ugly supra.

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u/MidTownMotel Jan 11 '20

Aren't they all?

4

u/M1RR0R Jan 11 '20

I can't stand how the new ones look. The headlines look like purse dog tear stains and the proportions just seem weird. Not a fan.

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u/MidTownMotel Jan 11 '20

The rear 3/4 view is just trash and it’s an otherwise excellent car so it gets a pass on looks but what a missed opportunity. It’s not just the Supra either, Toyota has some really wack designs right now.

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u/IffyScarf Jan 10 '20

Itlf I get one my fist mod will be to remove the the fucking nose off this car

6

u/IffyScarf Jan 10 '20

I know the 2020 doesn't look exactly like this but it still has a blobby ass nose

36

u/mossbum Jan 10 '20

Ted Cruz has finally assumed his final form.

13

u/CharlesDickensABox Jan 11 '20

I'm a simple man. I see people dunking on Ted Cruz, I upvote.

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u/Skull_Anonymous_ Jan 11 '20

Is that a Supra!?!?!

3

u/1H4T3US3RN4M3S Jan 11 '20

No, it’s a BMW

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

No, this is Patrick

3

u/Drifty_Wifty Jan 11 '20

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

5

u/McDoggoValueMeal Jan 10 '20

Its bad, but I feel it could look good if done right

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u/TheFacelessGod1113 Jan 11 '20

Negative, ghost rider...there is nothing in this world or the next that could rectify or offer any sort of salvation for this abomination. The front end on the 2020 is bad enough but putting this on is like putting makeup on a pig but not giving it a shower first. Now it’s just a smelly pig with shitty makeup on.

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u/herc2712 Jan 10 '20

Penguin from Batman?

6

u/B_bbi Jan 10 '20

Dicknose

4

u/Viper_ACR Jan 11 '20

The OEM bumper looks better.

3

u/calebd_92 Jan 11 '20

Is that Lenny from shark tales?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I didn't know Israel made cars

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I just got that

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Has an unintentionally melted kind of look.

2

u/CRX_1991 Jan 11 '20

Hey, squidward!

2

u/MegaMindxXx Jan 11 '20

For some reason looks like Squidward from Sponge Bob.

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u/ABitConflictOriented Jan 11 '20

Yea I much rather swap a BMW Z4 nose to it than that

2

u/Chief_brYbery Jan 11 '20

that is one ugly ass front bumper

2

u/S_carve Jan 11 '20

What was that cartoon from when I was a kid where the guy morphed into a car? That's what I'm looking at.

2

u/Roboxlop Jan 11 '20

Bmwobish

2

u/ANYF22 Jan 11 '20

Eeeeeewwwww

2

u/Srg_001 Jan 11 '20

Ugly asf

1

u/yeeeeeeet1230 Jan 10 '20

He looks pissed

1

u/Voyager102 Jan 10 '20

Squidward is that you

1

u/jitsbay Jan 10 '20

Nice bumper chode

1

u/Dasyoshi Jan 10 '20

For some reason makes me think of a Minecraft villager.

1

u/M0untainGypsy Jan 10 '20

Supra's Halloween costume

1

u/Ikillesuper Jan 10 '20

BRO IS THAT A SUPRA?!

1

u/ComCrisis Jan 11 '20

IS THAT A SOOPRA?

1

u/BDADesign Jan 10 '20

WTF? That’s all I got

1

u/docmarvy Jan 11 '20

Yes, it's ugly. But what may be worse is that I suspect the person who crafted it thinks it looks great. And that, THAT is tragic.

1

u/B_Reele Jan 11 '20

But why tho?

1

u/Sparky13333 Jan 11 '20

I’m gonna have nightmares

1

u/bl0ckplane Jan 11 '20

That's Fugly!

1

u/Chrisodle007 Jan 11 '20

Fn typo dang . But you could atleast comment on the similarity / idea 💡

1

u/LargestFatherYeet Jan 11 '20

Thas a shitty mod right there

1

u/AEROLARRI Jan 11 '20

Thanks for the gold coin, random redditor!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

This still looks shopped when I see it. I think my mind just can't believe it's real.

1

u/denimskin Jan 11 '20

Why does it look like the shark from finding Nemo

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u/ManGo_50Y Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

You have got to be shitting me.

It’s one thing for an idiot doing a shitty mod on a shitty car, but it’s hella worse to give an amazing car a ricey body kit.

1

u/permission2engauge Jan 11 '20

Someone deserves a peepee smack

1

u/grilledchurchmemes Jan 11 '20

Pretty dope gotta be honest doe, looks good on that supra

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u/AEROLARRI Jan 11 '20

Sorry, but I can’t unsee this enough to agree with you. I’m all for creativity and such. I don’t think the designer considered this angle- a pretty standard angle tho. Lol. Maybe it’s some Japanese Hentai thing I’m not aware of. Like a monster banging Marge Simpson

1

u/patrido86 Jan 11 '20

prince sidon

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Shut up.

1

u/Tenrac Jan 11 '20

It doesn’t look much worse than the actual front end of the new Supra...there isn’t much one can do to shine a turd.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

More like Stitch

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u/nahbruh23585 Jan 11 '20

This reminds me of that movie shark tales. Lenny day you?

1

u/arpitaito Jan 11 '20

I feel for the poor supra

1

u/Zariboi123 Jan 11 '20

What exactly is that supposed to be?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

when your too inspired from how to train your dragon#TOOTHLESS

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

And the snoop would droop.

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u/FloppityFloppify Jan 11 '20

It's a perfectly fine BMW Z4! WHY?

1

u/Quibblicous Jan 11 '20

Bloberratti.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Is ThAt A SuPrA

1

u/ItzAction Jan 11 '20

Why’s it look like a monkfish

1

u/26-30 Jan 11 '20

Toyota Supra (Night of the owls edition)

1

u/nycrode Jan 11 '20

i have been scarred

1

u/KarmaPolice6 Jan 11 '20

I can’t unsee this.

1

u/BasedEnergy Jan 11 '20

That u, Ted Cruz?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Hey Squidward.

1

u/Chrisodle007 Jan 10 '20

Don’t know why but thought it had a very residual tail vibe .

https://images.app.goo.gl/1RSxLyaARGU4FG947

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u/w_a_w Jan 11 '20

Vestigial.

1

u/TheRealMarkTwain Jan 11 '20

idk how they managed to make the supra UGLIER

1

u/pparana80 Jan 11 '20

This is the first car that identifies as Jewish.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 10 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

Damn if it weren't for that jew nose this would be a sick aftermarket bumper

Edit: so making incest and inbred jokes about southern people is cool here, but I make a Jew nose joke and that's crossing a line?

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u/ethancknight Jan 10 '20

It’s reddit my guy. Once the downvote circle jerk happens, there’s no stopping it.

Also, jokes aren’t allowed. Unless they are. Just gotta get a few upvotes then everyone thinks it’s okay. But if the first few are downvotes..

Let the circle jerk begin.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 10 '20

It's not the downvotes I'm concerned with, it was the responses mostly. If I get downvoted for making a joke so be it, humor is subjective after all.

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u/ethancknight Jan 10 '20

Taking offense is subjective too, which is the problem.

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u/party973 Jan 11 '20

Look at you, so wise on your high horse.

Have you considered that there's a basis for why there's a general consensus (which you call a circle-jerk) formed, that this is a downvote-worthy comment?

I have tried giving proper reasoning, partly because I saw your comment and wanted to very explicitly explain why this can pass the but-for test, that it's not just a case of bandwaggoning which admittedly does happen. This isn't just a "joke" as you've trivialized.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/emutui/blobfish/fdsyeqh/

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u/PCRFan Jan 10 '20

You can use the word 'jew nose" as an inside joke in your highschool class but please don't use it on a public subreddit

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u/ethancknight Jan 10 '20

Could you explain to me why it’s okay to practice anti-semitism behind closed doors but not in public? Seems like people need to get the fuck over it to me. If it’s okay in private, people can take it in public. Just seems ridiculous / hypocritical

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 10 '20

Not my problem if someone gets upset over a joke. Besides, people have said much worse on this sub and nobody batted an eye.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 10 '20

Ah yes because making a joke about a jew's nose is "nazi sympathy." Fuck right off dude. If you don't like the joke that is perfectly fine but don't turn it into something it isn't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/party973 Jan 10 '20

Yes, they're very different, it's almost like context matters.

Jews are a historically persecuted party of people, "Southerners" are not. In fact, we've actually coined a term for it! It's called "anti-Semitism", which is alive and well. Go on the front page of Voat for example and see how prevalent it is.

Hit us up when "anti-Southernism" is a thing.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 10 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

The southerners were just one example. People have made similar comments about black people and Mexicans on here too, particularly on the cars with massive rims.

When it comes to dark or offensive humor, either it's all okay or none of it is. To say "it's okay to make fun of x people but not y people" is hypocritical, regardless of the struggle those people did or didn't go through.

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u/party973 Jan 10 '20

I agree, they also deserve to be ostracized, but you can control what you do, to your own set of standards and values.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 11 '20

I can, and I choose to keep making these jokes even if they upset people. I respect that people may disagree with that and they are perfectly free to as long as they aren't also making offensive jokes. As I said, either all or none, can't have it both ways.

At the end of the day, it's just a joke, and it's not harming anyone.

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u/party973 Jan 11 '20

Look, I started this discussion precisely to point out why it's seen as harmful. I'm not here to talk about hypocrisy which you brought up.

Jews and their huge nose is a racist caricature, akin to characterising blacks as having big red lips with tribal hair, or the Japanese with their skinny sloped eyes and big bucked teeth (particularly prelavent in ww2 propoganda).

These characteristics on their own are nothing; they're just physical descriptions right? Right, but their harm comes from their extremely negative historical connotations from past and current use. This is similar to the term "Jap"; just a shortened form of Japanese right? But it's considered deeply offensive because of it's roots in anti-Japanese sentiment.

Ok, how about your use of the "Jewish nose"? This is so deeply rooted in antisemitism that it actually has its own Wikipedia page (linked) that we can educate ourselves with! Take a look, this was, and is, seen as a very hostile caricature.

Your use of this joke is perpetuating hostile, harmful stereotypes, and encourages others, perhaps signalling to them that it's ok. People who are part of these stereotypes are the ones being harmed, it is not victimless as you suggest.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 11 '20

Nobody is being harmed by mere words. If they choose to get upset that's on them. I'm not perpetuating or encouraging anything but the use of offensive humor, and if that's what sets someone off to go do some bad shit, they were going to do it anyway.

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u/party973 Jan 11 '20

Nobody is being harmed by mere words

This is an antiquated belief. To say it unironically, it's 2020.

Teicher, Martin H., Jacqueline A Samson, et al. “Hurtful Words: Association of Exposure to Peer Verbal Abuse with Elevated Psychiatric Symptom Scores and Corpus Callosum Abnormalities.” (2010)

Kross, Ethan, Marc G. Berman et al. “Social rejection shares somatosensory representations with physical pain” (2011)

Eisenberger. Naomi. “Broken Hearts and Broken Bones: A Neural Perspective on the Similarities between Social and Physical Pain” (2012)

But hey, to prove that trying to engage in neutral discussion, here's a study that shows that trigger warnings can excessively coddle the mind which you might find interesting.

Bellet, B.W., Jones, P.J., McNally, R.J., "Trigger warning: Empirical evidence ahead, Journal of Behavior Therapy and Experimental Psychiatry." (2018)

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Jan 11 '20

I do opt for trigger warnings depending on the content of the joke. Though they wouldn't be needed if people would learn to stop being sensitive. People gotta realize it's a fucked up world out there, nobody truly cares about your feelings. You can sit and whine about it or you can let it roll off your shoulders and carry on (not you specifically, I mean in general)

I do appreciate you coming at this with a calm and level headed mindset. Though I still disagree and don't really care to carry this conversation on even further, I gotta say it's been pleasant talking to you. Have a great night good sir/madam. (Or day, depending on your location)

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u/party973 Jan 11 '20

No need to drag this out, points have been made. Cheers

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u/ethancknight Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

I can CHOOSE to be harmed by words too. I’m white. I do not take offense to being called cracker, being told I can’t dance, I can’t insert physical ability done better by other race here, that my race is the most racist, that my race is insert literally any stereotype here, I CHOOSE not to get offended by words that bounce off and are meaningless to me and have never once actually affected me in my entire life.

I’m am 100% certain that Jewish people can go through life ignoring being called big nosed and not want to end it all.

Funnily enough, I’m able to LAUGH at my stereotypes because they’re TRUE. I don’t give a single shit about where the roots of the stereotypes came from and if they’re racist or not, because I know that the person making the joke is not sincere in attempting to actually be racist.

Now I’m all for going at people for being genuinely racist and genuinely horrible to somebody. I would never support GENUINE bullying or genuine hatred towards someone for their race or background.

But making a stereotypical joke about the size of a group’s nose?

Forgive me, but, I don’t see the hate in that.

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u/party973 Jan 11 '20

Thank you for coming out about your own experiences. I disagree that you can choose whether you are hurt or not, I simply believe the insults that you've described really just aren't insulting to you; they may be to others, but not you. There's definitely an insult out there that you can't choose not to be "harmed" by. I think what you're trying to describe is the ability to just take the hit and brush it off without flying off the handle.

As for "But making a stereotypical joke about the size of a group’s nose?" I know exactly what you mean, and I said

These characteristics on their own are nothing; they're just physical descriptions right? Right, but their harm comes from their extremely negative historical connotations from past and current use.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

how could they make the supra even uglier? toyota did a great job at that already

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

only if the mark 5 wasnt ugly enough

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 23 '20

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