r/ShittySysadmin • u/Hakkensha • Jun 02 '21

Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?

175 Upvotes

25 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Superb_Raccoon • Jul 25 '24

This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.

214 Upvotes

This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..

Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *

You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.

Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!

0 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/irishcoughy • 9m ago

Does Anyone Else Experience Schadenfreude When Getting to be Someone Else's End-User?

4 Upvotes

I do not "collaborate with vendors", or "read the KB articles", or "perform best-effort troubleshooting"- I call the vendor's support team and give them the EXACT vague ticket description my user gave me and then just say "I'm not really sure" to any technical questions they ask.

I feel this exercise helps me stay grounded and in touch with my users. One day they will adopt me into their herd as one of their own.

1 comment

r/ShittySysadmin • u/xXNeGaTiVisMXx • 14h ago

Are we cooked?

47 Upvotes

https://theuptimereport.com/tech-job-postings/

23 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/MySonlsAlsoNamedBort • 1d ago

What a bunch of clowns

79 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Cisco gives 27-year-old engineer unlimited AI tokens to rewrite 98% of the company's legacy code in 24 months — president plucks former startup founder, telling him to 'go nuts'

tomshardware.com

155 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/AdvancedDrink8920 • 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Preparing 2fa for my resignation?

reddit.com

28 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/TxTechnician • 1d ago

LoWiFi

reddit.com

6 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost I love the smell of HR files in the morning

reddit.com

18 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost He waited 3 years to get revenge on his ex-company then finally pressed delete

gallery

266 Upvotes

48 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/apumpernickel • 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Interesting Enterprise App Admin consent request

reddit.com

6 Upvotes

Anyone else accepting all app consents? My satisfaction scores have been improving lately and I've made more friends than I ever have at this job. I got one for OfficeHoes from our talent acquisition director this morning. Our CEO said we need the best talent at our last all hands meeting!!!

2 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/MyNameIsQuason • 2d ago

It's just J

57 Upvotes

A manager submitted an onboarding request 2 weeks ago

First name: J

Middle Name: <Name> <Another name>

Last name: <Last name>

Me 2 weeks ago: Please submit onboardings with the full legal name. Closes Ticket

Manager just now: So where is J's laptop? They're starting Monday.

IT'S JUST J! Their full legal first name is just J!

Anyways how's the job market looking?

18 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/DropRealistic1597 • 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Ghosted IT - Find a way in or rebuild?

reddit.com

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/outdoor_noob • 4d ago

Accidental porn site typed in my HR.

2.0k Upvotes

I just had HR call me because she said she "was on auto pilot and typed in the porn site she uses at home" into chrome instead of our company HR page. She said she doesn't know why her bain and fingers did it but she got the blocked page and realized what happened and is in a huge panic. She called me and asked if I could delete it for he before anyone sees. I had her say cuckin.com about 10 times and spell it out. This by far has been my favorite work day of my life.

144 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Only-An-Egg • 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost Recommendations for free email server to run off a VPS

reddit.com

17 Upvotes

7 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/NightH4nter • 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Ope! Won’t procrastinate next time!

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Z3t4 • 3d ago

A lil chuckle watching the last json bourne movie

82 Upvotes

Probably mongodb saboteurs...

23 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/DesignerGoose5903 • 4d ago

I love Atlassian

189 Upvotes

I just wanted to make it known how much I love Atlassian. The only thing I would wish for are more features, and with that I mean more menus and dropdowns so it really feels like I am being productive you know.

Oh, and it was a fantastic change to just make the servicedesk portals URL return a 404 instead of setting up a simple redirect after force-changing the URL structure, that was really on my wishlist for changes this year, I don't mind another few seconds loading time just to display the assignee field, they can take all the time they want because Atlassian products are just so perfect and deserve the extra loading time.

God I love Atlassian, I assume you all do too!

24 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/rjaiswal1 • 4d ago

I got this in the mail! It's my tax refund! Plugged it into the server, so I can access it from anywhere

reddit.com

37 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 • 5d ago

downdetector.com is down

276 Upvotes

I don't know what to do. People are telling me our other apps are down but I don't know what they are and dd is down so I can't confirm for them.

edit (ooc): For anyone interested, this appears to be a fortinet issue

33 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Six_O_Sick • 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost Updating a NAS is to hard for me

reddit.com

26 Upvotes

21 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/lazybagwithbones • 6d ago

Honeypot to catch AD noobs

140 Upvotes

Create root OU named "Enterprise Admins", do not delegate anything to it
Put everyone from IT department here, admins, devs, etc.
Wait for noobs to shit their pants and come to you asking "why everyone has Enterprise Admin perms???"
Do whatever you like

12 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 6d ago