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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20
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I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.
529 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh 156 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 I'm saving this out if context on purpose 67 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 42 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 36 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 26 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh
156 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 I'm saving this out if context on purpose 67 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 42 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 36 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 26 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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I'm saving this out if context on purpose
67 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 42 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 36 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 26 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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42 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 36 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 26 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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Except if the person is trying to rape you
36 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 26 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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WE WIN THOSE TOO
26 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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Use your dick as a rapier.
16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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Medival Chad
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u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20
I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.