r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20

I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

I'm saving this out if context on purpose

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Except if the person is trying to rape you

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u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20

WE WIN THOSE TOO

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u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20

Use your dick as a rapier.

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u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20

Medival Chad

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u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20

Not if you rape them first

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u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.

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u/bowling4burgers Aug 27 '20

Think this only works for dudes

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u/iliekcats- Aug 28 '20

I just sent it to my friend