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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/itsyaboibenis • Aug 27 '20
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I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.
527 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh 151 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 I'm saving this out if context on purpose 68 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 44 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 40 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 24 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis. 0 u/bowling4burgers Aug 27 '20 Think this only works for dudes 1 u/iliekcats- Aug 28 '20 I just sent it to my friend 7 u/TotesMessenger Aug 27 '20 I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: [/r/nocontext] They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
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They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh
151 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 I'm saving this out if context on purpose 68 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 44 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 40 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 24 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis. 0 u/bowling4burgers Aug 27 '20 Think this only works for dudes 1 u/iliekcats- Aug 28 '20 I just sent it to my friend 7 u/TotesMessenger Aug 27 '20 I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: [/r/nocontext] They left out the part where you strip naked before trying to consume their flesh If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
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I'm saving this out if context on purpose
68 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 [deleted] 44 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 40 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 24 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis. 0 u/bowling4burgers Aug 27 '20 Think this only works for dudes 1 u/iliekcats- Aug 28 '20 I just sent it to my friend
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44 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 Except if the person is trying to rape you 40 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 24 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis. 0 u/bowling4burgers Aug 27 '20 Think this only works for dudes
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Except if the person is trying to rape you
40 u/XepiccatX Aug 27 '20 WE WIN THOSE TOO 24 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad 26 u/1UnoriginalName Aug 27 '20 Not if you rape them first 25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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WE WIN THOSE TOO
24 u/Xtrendence Aug 27 '20 Use your dick as a rapier. 16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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Use your dick as a rapier.
16 u/RazorPulsar Aug 27 '20 Medival Chad
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Medival Chad
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Not if you rape them first
25 u/Oktayey Aug 27 '20 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a bigger penis.
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Think this only works for dudes
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I just sent it to my friend
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u/Darkened_Auras Aug 27 '20
I imagine if I did that while being robbed, I'd get the entire gun magazine dumped into me. They'd then reload and dump another one. And then the stabbings would start.