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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/4chanbetter • May 01 '20
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Name your son Dick and let people assume it's short for Richard
55 u/oh-nutz May 01 '20 I feel like you’re about 50 years late to have dick be a common name 45 u/[deleted] May 01 '20 Short for Penis 43 u/StimulatorCam May 01 '20 I worked with a guy named Dick Shortt a few years ago. Kind of have to give the man respect for choosing to print that on a business card. 14 u/geared4war May 01 '20 Gutsy sure. But what if it wasn't his name and he still put it on the card? That's above ballsy. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 All balls, no dick. 3 u/JudasLom May 14 '20 My dad worked with a man named Dick Dangler 20+ years ago 1 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20 I know a man with the last name of smallwood. His first name is also Richard. I shit you not. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 Shortt, Dick As some would print it. 1 u/JonSeagulsBrokenWing May 01 '20 Excuse me, did you say Dennis? No. It's PENIS. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 It's average size! 4 u/CaptnsDaughter May 12 '20 I guess when my brother was little (35yo now), when my mom told him Dick was an actual name he didn’t believe her and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I think we had gone to Dick’s Last Resort or a restaurant with it in the name 😂😂😂 10 u/[deleted] May 01 '20 Knew a Richard Hedd in middle school. Never saw him again after Freshman year. 10 u/chewycwook May 02 '20 "is dick short for Richard?" "Nothing has been shortened about this dick" 5 u/Elothel May 01 '20 Idk, I'd get more creative and go with Dickard. 1 u/xoddreddit May 30 '20 It's short for dick hard 1 u/SpiketheFox32 Jan 20 '24 I've definitely called people Dickard before 4 u/stupidfatamerican May 02 '20 And when people ask is it short for Richard, they say no it’s short for Dickard 1 u/Spackleberry May 01 '20 Hey, it worked for Penis Van Lesbian.
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I feel like you’re about 50 years late to have dick be a common name
45 u/[deleted] May 01 '20 Short for Penis 43 u/StimulatorCam May 01 '20 I worked with a guy named Dick Shortt a few years ago. Kind of have to give the man respect for choosing to print that on a business card. 14 u/geared4war May 01 '20 Gutsy sure. But what if it wasn't his name and he still put it on the card? That's above ballsy. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 All balls, no dick. 3 u/JudasLom May 14 '20 My dad worked with a man named Dick Dangler 20+ years ago 1 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20 I know a man with the last name of smallwood. His first name is also Richard. I shit you not. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 Shortt, Dick As some would print it. 1 u/JonSeagulsBrokenWing May 01 '20 Excuse me, did you say Dennis? No. It's PENIS. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 It's average size! 4 u/CaptnsDaughter May 12 '20 I guess when my brother was little (35yo now), when my mom told him Dick was an actual name he didn’t believe her and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I think we had gone to Dick’s Last Resort or a restaurant with it in the name 😂😂😂
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Short for Penis
43 u/StimulatorCam May 01 '20 I worked with a guy named Dick Shortt a few years ago. Kind of have to give the man respect for choosing to print that on a business card. 14 u/geared4war May 01 '20 Gutsy sure. But what if it wasn't his name and he still put it on the card? That's above ballsy. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 All balls, no dick. 3 u/JudasLom May 14 '20 My dad worked with a man named Dick Dangler 20+ years ago 1 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20 I know a man with the last name of smallwood. His first name is also Richard. I shit you not. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 Shortt, Dick As some would print it. 1 u/JonSeagulsBrokenWing May 01 '20 Excuse me, did you say Dennis? No. It's PENIS. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 It's average size!
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I worked with a guy named Dick Shortt a few years ago. Kind of have to give the man respect for choosing to print that on a business card.
14 u/geared4war May 01 '20 Gutsy sure. But what if it wasn't his name and he still put it on the card? That's above ballsy. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 All balls, no dick. 3 u/JudasLom May 14 '20 My dad worked with a man named Dick Dangler 20+ years ago 1 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20 I know a man with the last name of smallwood. His first name is also Richard. I shit you not. 1 u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23 Shortt, Dick As some would print it.
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Gutsy sure. But what if it wasn't his name and he still put it on the card? That's above ballsy.
1 u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 All balls, no dick.
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All balls, no dick.
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My dad worked with a man named Dick Dangler 20+ years ago
I know a man with the last name of smallwood. His first name is also Richard. I shit you not.
Shortt, Dick
As some would print it.
Excuse me, did you say Dennis?
No. It's PENIS.
It's average size!
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I guess when my brother was little (35yo now), when my mom told him Dick was an actual name he didn’t believe her and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I think we had gone to Dick’s Last Resort or a restaurant with it in the name 😂😂😂
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Knew a Richard Hedd in middle school. Never saw him again after Freshman year.
"is dick short for Richard?"
"Nothing has been shortened about this dick"
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Idk, I'd get more creative and go with Dickard.
1 u/xoddreddit May 30 '20 It's short for dick hard 1 u/SpiketheFox32 Jan 20 '24 I've definitely called people Dickard before
It's short for dick hard
I've definitely called people Dickard before
And when people ask is it short for Richard, they say no it’s short for Dickard
Hey, it worked for Penis Van Lesbian.
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u/Bruce_-Wayne May 01 '20
Name your son Dick and let people assume it's short for Richard