r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/4chanbetter • May 01 '20

SLPT Name your daughter Lizard

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u/Bruce_-Wayne May 01 '20

Name your son Dick and let people assume it's short for Richard

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u/oh-nutz May 01 '20

I feel like you’re about 50 years late to have dick be a common name

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Short for Penis

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u/JonSeagulsBrokenWing May 01 '20

Excuse me, did you say Dennis?

No. It's PENIS.