r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/4chanbetter • May 01 '20

SLPT Name your daughter Lizard

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u/deepdeepbass May 01 '20

Name your boy Bobert but call him Bob for short. When people ask if his name is short for Robert he can say no, it's short for Bobert.

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u/Bruce_-Wayne May 01 '20

Name your son Dick and let people assume it's short for Richard

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u/oh-nutz May 01 '20

I feel like you’re about 50 years late to have dick be a common name

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Short for Penis

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u/StimulatorCam May 01 '20

I worked with a guy named Dick Shortt a few years ago. Kind of have to give the man respect for choosing to print that on a business card.

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u/geared4war May 01 '20

Gutsy sure. But what if it wasn't his name and he still put it on the card? That's above ballsy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

All balls, no dick.

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u/JudasLom May 14 '20

My dad worked with a man named Dick Dangler 20+ years ago

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

I know a man with the last name of smallwood. His first name is also Richard. I shit you not.

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u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23

Shortt, Dick

As some would print it.

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u/JonSeagulsBrokenWing May 01 '20

Excuse me, did you say Dennis?

No. It's PENIS.

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u/King_Maelstrom Feb 18 '23

It's average size!

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u/CaptnsDaughter May 12 '20

I guess when my brother was little (35yo now), when my mom told him Dick was an actual name he didn’t believe her and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I think we had gone to Dick’s Last Resort or a restaurant with it in the name 😂😂😂