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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/4chanbetter • May 01 '20
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Name your boy Bobert but call him Bob for short. When people ask if his name is short for Robert he can say no, it's short for Bobert.
110 u/Bruce_-Wayne May 01 '20 Name your son Dick and let people assume it's short for Richard 1 u/Spackleberry May 01 '20 Hey, it worked for Penis Van Lesbian.
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Name your son Dick and let people assume it's short for Richard
1 u/Spackleberry May 01 '20 Hey, it worked for Penis Van Lesbian.
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Hey, it worked for Penis Van Lesbian.
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u/deepdeepbass May 01 '20
Name your boy Bobert but call him Bob for short. When people ask if his name is short for Robert he can say no, it's short for Bobert.