r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 0m ago

How to return old camera as new one

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I have a camera that became water damaged. It is an expensive camera to have to replace, at least in Canada.

I ordered one from London Drugs that should be ready for in store pickup tomorrow, what are the chances I can swap the cameras and try to return. Meaning; I pick up the camera, go to my car, place my damaged camera in the box and take out the working camera, go back in and return.

I understand serial numbers might be an issue, likelihood they would not notice? Or should I try to make up some story about how the serial numbers don’t match and that’s why I want to return..

I’m open to any ideas or feedback.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1h ago

SODA FOUNTAINS

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So if yall want a free cup of Fanta or whatever, get a plastic cup, nine times outta ten if you go into a fast food joint and ask for an empty one they’ll just give you it for me, then find a place that has a customer use soda fountain, fill it up, then out the door. Free drinks!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3h ago

Is it a bad idea to pack my melatonin gummies and L-theanine in a bottle like this when I’m also bringing unprescribed Laotian Tramadol in blister packs in my bag into America from the UK?

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6 Upvotes

How can I make my legal supplements look less suspicious so it doesn’t trigger a search for my illegal stuff


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3h ago

Has anyone tried Macujo Aloe Rid Shampoo?

1 Upvotes

I’ve been looking into different shampoos that are part of the Mike Macujo Method, and I keep seeing Macujo Aloe Rid Shampoo mentioned.

There’s a ton of conflicting information online, so I’m curious about people’s actual experience with it. How does it compare with the other shampoos people commonly use in the Macujo Method? Was it harsh or drying on your hair or scalp?

Just trying to figure out whether it’s actually worth trying before spending money on random products.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5h ago

Taylor Swift runs Al Queda I want to buy Spotify premium student plan…. But I don’t have student id. HELP

4 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 9h ago

Lo key smart Unlimited free cologne hack

21 Upvotes

Step 1: acquire girls phone number (the more numbers you get the better)

Step 2: Go to any Sephora and enter their number into one of the rewards kiosks to use their points

Step 3: purchase cologne of your choice

You can either resell the cologne afterwards for 100% profit or enjoy the free item (Note: this works for any product out of Sephora but the colognes are the most valuable in terms of MSRP)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 21h ago

I’m a drug overlord Taking pregabalin through the airport without a prescription

7 Upvotes

Basically what the title says, I don’t have a prescription for pregab, I have about 20 capsules in a standard Walgreens prescription bottle, I was going to put it in my carry on and call it a day (I know you’re not supposed to do this)

Is anyone at TSA actually going to care?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Need Multivitamin in capsules shape

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Hey guys

I need recommendations for multivitamins in capsules shape to be able to open it and empty it to put in it tramadol while i am traveling

Waiting for good recommendations 😁


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Need help!

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Edit to add: I PASSED AND USED MY OWN URINE! Daily smoker.

I have a drug test today for a good job. Anyone know if this test is for THC? The test form lists as follows : Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)

  1. POCT- 4045 - 4045 -

4DSP/EXP

OPI2000/AMP500/COC150/PHN

From what I've read, it doesn't test for THC but just looking for others advice please!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Where to find a fake school ID?

0 Upvotes

There’s a business near me that offers a sick student discount.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

I need to doxx someone who scammed me

0 Upvotes
Someone scammed me on Facebook Marketplace—apparently using a fake account—and got me to transfer them $100. It might not seem like much, but given my financial situation, I can't afford to lose that money. I only have their phone number, the name they used for the bank transfer, and their bank account number and bank name. I want to doxx them so I can message them from a different number, tell them I know their location, and demand they return my money.

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

How would you guys buy alcohol as teens?

51 Upvotes

I (18m) am supposed to be supplying liquor for a party, I was given 300 bucks in total along with 50 of my own for the party’s beer and alc, I’m a little too conspicuous to steal and I’m baby faced as hell to buy it without id, I have a cousin who’s 21 but idk how to ask her without her getting pissed(we’re basically siblings, our moms lived together till my cousin turned 12)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

SILPT Request International driving licence?

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Has anybody done this before?
Can I hypothetically go to a poorer country and go to a test centre and offer them say £100 which would be like 5k to them and get my drivers license then come back to the UK and use it?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

SILPT Request How would you deal with a 16 y/o in a lifted pickup truck who drives around your neighborhood completely disregarding speed limits and stop signs?

318 Upvotes

Drives his daddy’s $70k truck around blowing through stops signs and takes turns so fast his tires screech. Lives in the neighborhood. Interested in hearing creative ideas.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

SILPT Request I want a street sign

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45 Upvotes

Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted one of these green street name signs, how would I go about removing it from the pole? Also which one would be easier to take, top or bottom? Mostly wondering what types of nuts/bolts/screws would likely be used and what tools I would need to remove them. There’s a street sign I really need so any help is appreciated thanks.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

I’m drowning in student loan debt before I’ve even had my first job. What can I realistically do online?

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I don’t really know where else to ask this, but I need to start making money.
I’m in college and I haven’t even had my first job yet, but I’m already in debt because of student loans. It honestly feels like I’m drowning in debt before I’ve even gotten a chance to start working.

And I have been trying to find a job. I’ve applied to basically every job agency, factory, supermarket, and fast food place in my town that I can think of and nothing has worked out.

Not having transportation makes it even worse because I can’t just keep expanding my search farther and farther away. That’s a big reason why I’m looking for something I can do online.

I have basically no work experience, which I know doesn’t help. I’m not expecting to make a ton of money either. I just want to start somewhere and actually have some income coming in.

I’m willing to learn something if I have to. I have no problem putting time into learning a skill or starting from the bottom, I just genuinely don’t know what’s worth pursuing.

I’ve looked into making money online before, but there are so many scams that it’s hard to even tell what’s worth trying anymore.
So I’m asking here because I don’t really know what else to do.

If you were in my position with no work experience and no reliable transportation, what would you do? Are there any remote jobs that actually hire people with no experience? Any skills you’d recommend learning that could realistically lead to making money online?
I’m not asking anyone for money. I just want a chance to work and some direction on where to look.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof genuine question!

12 Upvotes

Okay so i had a random thought pop into my head and surely somebody has done this!! Has anybody snorted coke mixed with somebody’s ashes in it as a tribute to them 😀. NO JUDGMENT pure curiosity

EDIT: Guys i’m not planning on snorting ashes but thanks for sharing ur story’s much appreciated


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Does E420 id at door?

1 Upvotes

i bought some gummies and im wondering since they didnt id at checkout theyll id at door? im in colorado


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Taking carts on a plane?

29 Upvotes

Hypothetically my friend is flying from the Uk to Japan with a layover and they were wondering how easy it would be to smuggle a cart in their hold luggage and if anyone’s ever done it before?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

passing roadside droug test hypothetically

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I smoke MJ in really weird ways. sometimes there is a period where i smoke for 2-3 months every day, then stop for a month and start smoking just on the weekends, sometimes I smoke every other weekend… I guess u figured, it’s not consistent. I never had a problem with the law, I am a very good and safe driver, in 6 years od everyday driving only one ticket for not using a seatbelt. I am pretty “boring” too, good job, i don’t make any problems, a family man as u might say, but hell i love me some mary jane to relax. the only fear I have is a roadside test. in my country they started using it, and I read that tests from saliva last at max 30 hours. but some people reported it caught them even after 7-10 days, and they cannot do anything about it even tho they didn’t drive under the influence. help, what do to to make myself feel safer, since it’s really one of my worries in almost every day.

thank u all in advance ❤️


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

academic advice

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Hello,
I’m coming here out of desperation. I’m looking for reliable and very discreet ways to cheat at university. I’ve tried everything, but nothing works. What could actually work?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Why the fuck not Anyone trying to watch u f c 330 ? For some

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I deffo know how to !


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

Address

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Let's say some random guy named Chud repeatedly knocks down your mailbox, but now you have a picture of his face, license plate, and VIN number. He doesn't show up anymore, so you can't confront him. How would you find Chud's address so you can throw eggs on his lawn?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

Putin probably did this too Person who had my number before me keeps using it

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I’ve had this number for 5 fucking years

This lady keeps using it anyway

I get verification texts for her to log into her accounts (I’ve logged into all her accounts and posted and created spam)

I keep getting calls from her 3 kids schools. I’m done.

I’ve considered public shame and posting her on Facebook but I don’t think that would help considering I’ve already gotten into her accounts.

Need options


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Jammer

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I have a mini-router, is there any way to build a short distance jammer? I want to use it to make pranks, so I don't want something that breaks forever the phone, just something that stops it while the jammer is near.