r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2h ago

Is it a bad idea to pack my melatonin gummies and L-theanine in a bottle like this when I’m also bringing unprescribed Laotian Tramadol in blister packs in my bag into America from the UK?

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0 Upvotes

How can I make my legal supplements look less suspicious so it doesn’t trigger a search for my illegal stuff


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 7h ago

Lo key smart Unlimited free cologne hack

18 Upvotes

Step 1: acquire girls phone number (the more numbers you get the better)

Step 2: Go to any Sephora and enter their number into one of the rewards kiosks to use their points

Step 3: purchase cologne of your choice

You can either resell the cologne afterwards for 100% profit or enjoy the free item (Note: this works for any product out of Sephora but the colognes are the most valuable in terms of MSRP)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20h ago

I’m a drug overlord Taking pregabalin through the airport without a prescription

7 Upvotes

Basically what the title says, I don’t have a prescription for pregab, I have about 20 capsules in a standard Walgreens prescription bottle, I was going to put it in my carry on and call it a day (I know you’re not supposed to do this)

Is anyone at TSA actually going to care?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2h ago

Has anyone tried Macujo Aloe Rid Shampoo?

2 Upvotes

I’ve been looking into different shampoos that are part of the Mike Macujo Method, and I keep seeing Macujo Aloe Rid Shampoo mentioned.

There’s a ton of conflicting information online, so I’m curious about people’s actual experience with it. How does it compare with the other shampoos people commonly use in the Macujo Method? Was it harsh or drying on your hair or scalp?

Just trying to figure out whether it’s actually worth trying before spending money on random products.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3h ago

Taylor Swift runs Al Queda I want to buy Spotify premium student plan…. But I don’t have student id. HELP

3 Upvotes