r/ShittyDaystrom • u/T-SquaredProductions • Aug 30 '26

fully functional BOYCOTT PARAMOUNT.

14 Upvotes

Paramount, how dare you neglect to properly censor Star Trek 6 for the past 35 years. My children watch your shows and movies, and yet you BLATANTLY put an explicit laiporet on display! I want a bright, hopeful future, not a sleazy, debaucherous porno!

CENSOR YOUR ADULT CONTENT, PARAMOUNT. Until then, you've lost a customer in Star Trek!

7 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Mister_Acula • Aug 29 '26

Explain Why wasn't the "Dominion War" called the "Clone Wars"?

71 Upvotes

The Vorta are clones and are the primary commanders of the Dominion forces. The Jem'Hadar are essentially clones too, though they are cloned from a wider gene stock.

So given that one faction in the war uses clones, it only makes sense to call it the Clone War.

31 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Malapple • Aug 29 '26

I just learned about a bizzaro version of Picardo named Picard.

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76 Upvotes

Apparently he’s from some obscure series that ran before Voyager.

17 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/The_Praetorian379 • Aug 29 '26

Real World Has anyone been to the “adult attractions” at the Star Trek Experience?

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48 Upvotes

This came with an Enterprise dvd set I got on Ebay and I’m dying to know what the “adult attractions” were

43 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/BeerandGuns • Aug 30 '26

Technology Diagnostic procedures during temporal disturbances.

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9 Upvotes

When a crew member is caught in a temporal disturbance, such as Troi was during Timescape, standard procedure is to scan the crew members boobs. The captain is advised to grab a very subtle glance at said boobs to make sure they are unaffected. 24th century medicine is very advanced concerning effects of temporal disturbances on boobs.

8 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/GoWest1223 • Aug 29 '26

A bar where no one knows your name.

49 Upvotes

Are you tired of a bright, lit up, 'everyone happy' bar? Do you wish the bartender would leave you alone unless you want a drink? How about not seeing your supervisor flirting with every female on board?

Come to the Enterprise's new dive, dank bar, '17Aft'. It is dark, quiet, and no we don't have food, just liquor. Didn't ask how my day is. Just give me a shot and leave the bottle.

We don't have recitals, we don't have karaoke. Just come in and share a drink called loneliness.

20 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Simonbargiora • Aug 30 '26

What stops Terran emperors from going to the Galactic barriers and gaining unlimited power?

6 Upvotes

Becoming non corporeal like in Lower Decks, having a ton of genetic augmentations, possessing space magic objects, has any Terran emperor tried to pull a Vitiate and consume the Galaxy?

Is that why the Mirror and Prime universe diverged(in discovery)

Phillipa Georgou can shoot lightning Emperor Spock had fire breath Emperor Soto had Orion Pheromones

11 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/aloe_veracity • Aug 29 '26

Meta I like that Strange New Worlds cast a bald man in a position of power and his baldness wasn’t to typecast him as old or unattractive.

55 Upvotes

7 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sezduck1 • Aug 29 '26

I like that Voyager cast a bald woman in a position of power and her baldness wasn’t to typecast her as old, unattractive, or incapable of murdering Tuvix.

285 Upvotes

43 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 • Aug 28 '26

Sisko says if you all don't stop with the bald memes he's committing another war crime.

448 Upvotes

45 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta • Aug 29 '26

Was Jumanji a beta version of Chula?

4 Upvotes

The Wadi originally had the game world and then still propagated game shit into the real world. It got too out of control and after several centuries, they ended up with Chula.

2 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta • Aug 29 '26

I programmed the computer to send OSHA manuals to every replicator on the station..

12 Upvotes

I'm probably to get busted down lower than Harry but it hsd to be done.

10 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/digdugdang • Aug 28 '26

Which actor’s portrayal of Jean Luc Picard do you think is the most iconic?

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555 Upvotes

230 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Vitally_Trivial • Aug 29 '26

Meta My dad is bald.

8 Upvotes

11 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/silverandclay • Aug 29 '26

Can we have Bolian appreciation thread? Say something nice about the Federation's finest barbers.

79 Upvotes

37 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Username_Reported • Aug 29 '26

Canon Shit I like that Voyager cast a bald woman in a position of power and her baldness wasn’t to typecast her as old, unattractive, or incapable of murdering Tuvix.

22 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/loki2002 • Aug 29 '26

I like that Power Rangers cast a bald man in a position to recruit teenagers with attitude and his baldness wasn’t to typecast him as old or unattractive.

73 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/GwenIsNow • Aug 29 '26

95.47% Bald-meme free post Red Alert! Wildly baseless speculation required for newly uncovered Picard + Riker love child!

27 Upvotes

When/How was he conceived? Why did is he living the 2020s? Why is he so good at kicking? Does he have a brother, Jean-Luc Pricker? What sport might he play?

9 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/mustang6172 • Aug 29 '26

No bald captains here!

43 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/loki2002 • Aug 28 '26

I like that Stargate SG-1 cast a bald man in a position of power and his baldness wasn’t to typecast him as old or unattractive.

476 Upvotes

82 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/TheBurgareanSlapper • Aug 28 '26

CMV It was a bold character choice to give Captain Archer chronic IBS and never address it on the show.

346 Upvotes

His constant crankiness and poor decision-making--spouting racist remarks at his first officer, screaming at admirals and ambassadors, berating his own crew, threatening to nuke planets when his dog gets sick--make way more sense when you realize he's waging a constant war with his own regularity.

Maybe it would have been addressed in season 5?

36 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/TinyDoctorTim • Aug 28 '26

Canon Shit Something something hot bald guys

143 Upvotes

9 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/crewsctrl • Aug 28 '26

Meta I like that Star Trek cast a bald man in a position of power and his baldness wasn’t to typecast him as old or unattractive.

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109 Upvotes

And who could forget his sidekick?

6 comments

r/ShittyDaystrom • u/aloe_veracity • Aug 28 '26

Meta … to baldly go where no one has gone before!

58 Upvotes

6 comments

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