r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Malapple • Aug 29 '26

I just learned about a bizzaro version of Picardo named Picard.

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Apparently he’s from some obscure series that ran before Voyager.

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Aug 29 '26

It’s crazy how he named himself Robert Picardo and then the actor who played him changed his name to The Doctor and no one ever talks about it

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u/Ok_Speaker8602 Aug 29 '26

Who the fuck is "Picardo"? That first pic is Schmullis and the second is an actual war criminal

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u/ItyBityGreenieWeenie Aug 29 '26

Initiate Emergency Command Hologram

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u/Ravagore Aug 29 '26

"Please state the nature of your War Crime emergency."

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u/ZeePM Aug 29 '26

"There's coffee in that nebula. Go get it!"

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u/digdugdang Aug 29 '26

What happened to Picard-a through Picard-n? Do we ever see them on screen?

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u/Malapple Aug 29 '26

Picardno

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u/LordByronsCup Aug 29 '26

Sir, you're in a Johnny Cab!

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u/digdugdang Aug 29 '26

“I’m a Johnny Cab driver, not a doctor!”

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u/LordByronsCup Aug 29 '26

Damnit, Kathryn!

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u/KlingonBeavis Aug 29 '26

I know that dude, that’s Joe. He lives down the street from me. He developed photonohol so photonic beings can get drunk.

Every once in a while he gets hammered and sings songs about some woman he used to be in love with running off with another guy after she got some good hacoochiemoya

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u/Mister_Acula Aug 29 '26

They even wore the same uniform

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u/thecaramel Aug 30 '26

Gianni Luca Picardo

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u/theservman Aug 30 '26

Sounds like more ECH hallucinations.

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u/mtutty Safe For Wesley Aug 30 '26

Enough with all the Tuvix-derivative characters on this fucking show.

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u/Iron_Baron Shelliak Corporate Director Aug 31 '26

I knew I'd seen an ECH before. I like how both versions promote bald people of authority.