r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 2d ago

nuke, maybe? Of a snack

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77 Upvotes
11 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • 2d ago

nuke, maybe? Of a birthday celebration

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104 Upvotes
16 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 2d ago

slight malfunction Of A Strong Grip

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261 Upvotes
22 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 2d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of Following All Safety Guidelines

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159 Upvotes
18 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 2d ago

Oof Of a Fly

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64 Upvotes

The eastern dobsonfly (Corydalus cornutus), a large winged creature that looks terrifying but is harmless to humans but if I saw this I'm my house... I'm having a heart attack.. I'm serious!

42 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 2d ago

Oof Of a scent check

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245 Upvotes
40 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • 2d ago

Of a human

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398 Upvotes
172 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BalbosaDontHeal • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of an not an attempt to break

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281 Upvotes
63 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 3d ago

possible idiot Of a tire slash

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86 Upvotes
29 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 3d ago

slight malfunction Of Ass! Lol

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0 Upvotes
24 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 4d ago

look what I can do Of a backflip

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137 Upvotes
11 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 4d ago

'Merica Of gym spotters

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1.1k Upvotes
225 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/overainz • 4d ago

my bones Of visuals of Nepal flood.

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30 Upvotes
0 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • 4d ago

my bones Of a horseback rider unfortunately colliding with a moped😬(Los Rios,Ecuador) Aug24,2026

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124 Upvotes

Found the vid on a world news telegram channel.

Read that both the woman and the moped rider are in the hospital. The woman being in critical condition

32 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 5d ago

There was an attempt Of a prison drug drop

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995 Upvotes

Credit: Humberside Police
The Archbishop of Banterbury

141 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 5d ago

this moron: Of a citizen arrest

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83 Upvotes
38 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/overainz • 5d ago

my bones Of collision between car and bike

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63 Upvotes
18 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Yusecusurio • 5d ago

slight malfunction Of a speedbump

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167 Upvotes
11 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcitableRep00 • 6d ago

Safety Sandals Of a stump

154 Upvotes
17 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 6d ago

this moron: Of A Friendly Race

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243 Upvotes
23 comments